ITT: Post two albums that have characters on the cover and other anons say which one would beat the other in a fight.
First up: Comus vs Ape of Naples
>>71905771
>implying comus isn't currently reacting to age inside is asshole in dagger formation
>>71905771
nice thread, i think ape of naples would win
>>71905771
comus casts the bite for a chunk of damage. however, the ape of naples stabs him with heaven's blade and kills him
Is the ape cover a praying ape fetus or something? It's weird and I think it wins
>>71905771
Which group would win?
>>71905861
definitely brand new. sunny day real estate's party has more people so they gang up on the little girl and hop on her to death as if they were angry chess pieces, but they are no match for the devil and god
>>71905861
The toaster explodes and kills them all.
>>71905861
brand new, but the girl is 100% dead.
the sdre family is either too young or too old
>>71905771
the comus guy looks pretty close to death, the ape of naples can probably suck the lifeforce out of anything
>>71905771
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-w0qiqvEFpM
>>71905861
right outnumbers left, but they all have no limbs. I'm giving this one to the left
Does The Ape of Naples float around or does he have to walk on his hands
>>71905771
how did you make this
>>71905951
i think he swings his arms in the air to build momentum and slides where he needs to go
This
>>71905965
neverendingchartrendering.org
>>71905978
vs. this
>>71905978
>>71905992
batlord takes it easily, although if it was ozzy he would win due to his head biting abilities
This...
>>71906002
that says bathroy not batlord. I dont think ozzy would win
>>71906025
Vs. this
>>71906037
it's a meme you dip
>>71906029
Assuming the animals fight too, those kids are fucked.
>>71906029
slint drowns
This
(metal albums work really well for this thread, this is right up my ally)
>>71906060
Against this
>>71906047
idk man how hard do you think goats are to fight. i feel like you could reasonably make a goat retarded with like one kick to the head
Does radioboy win or does astronaut?
>>71905771
Comus guy is literally Grendel, he could fucking rip Ape of Naples monster apart
The Mollusk vs the Boognish (adjusted for size)
This guy vs.
>>71906142
This guy
>>71906101
the skelebones are impervious to weapons from itaots' simple era
>>71905938
ty segall's weird shroom dragon ftw
>>71906060
>>71906075
dogs beat bones
>>71906078
cow beats stomps
>>71906101
can't see out of the potato, the retards win
>>71906142
>>71906157
Sodom sodomizes uenom
>>71906029
>>71906092
goats are hardcore, pet sounds wins
autistic mask nazi vs smug underage italo prog
This dude
>>71906256
Vs. this dude (basically has the stand C-Moon or Shinji's Shikai)
>>71906220
Right guy has 3 friends, he wins
>>71906256
>>71906277
slayer has like 5 swords so he can attach one to each limb and kill the fat bastard
Blue album vs. Spiderland
>>71905771
comus is raping the ape as we speak
>>71905938
mr. scribbles will scribble all over the shroom dragon
>>71905978
>>71905992
batlord doesnt want to touch the weirdo and leaves and beats up some other folk outside
>>71906041
>>71906025
schizoid man runs away and lives a life of hermitude
>>71906197
green man's stare alone kills
>>71906220
everyone itt stops fighting and discovers their gentler side
>>71906309
Kony wins
These people vs.
>>71906197
Green man, no beating that smugness
>>71906220
Three Friends, not as pale
>>71906256
The goatman of course
>>71906309
Black dude, his opponents just look like fetishists
>>71906361
These people
>>71906366
Rapist bunny
>>71906371
Evildead, zombie mutants
These viking war gods vs.
>>71906309
exmilitary
crocodile hunter goes into intense abo rage while dog woman rawrs and animu girl rolls her eyes
>>71906387
vs. the goblin warriors in this pic
The battle takes place on the bridge in the pic
>>71906387
>>71906401
Goblins are low-tier fantasy warriors, obviously Viking war gods win
>>71906309
abo uses tribal techniques to outmaneuver the bondagefags
>>71906307
rivers has an autistic meltdown, causing his team to lose before slint even gets out of the water
>>71906361
>>71906371
immortal easily defeats the skin cancer ridden brits on vacation
>>71906374
Chinese prostitute seduces the horse before putting him out to pasture with his own gun
>>71906384
>who are you
>i'm you, but stronger
>>71906387
>>71906401
goblins are shit tier monsters and lose every time. heill odinn.
which blind black guy from texas wins?
This creature vs.
>>71905771
Ape of Naples destroys Comus the leper 10/10
>>71906029
>>71906049
Mike Love solos Slint 9/10
>>71906384
New Weezer BTFO because of shitty bassist 8/10
>>71906442
This creature
Two bois enter, one boi wins, who will it be?
>>71906442
Skelly wins
This demon
>>71906529
vs. this demon
>>71906529
>>71906543
Sadistic Intent, more calculated, Perversor thinks he's hot shit but will get it pushed back in.
The final battle between hero and villain, who shall triumph?
This creature vs.
>>71906605
Agent Orange
>>71905771
Comus.
>>71905938
Fuzz.
>>71905978
>>71905978
Bathory, the obvious answer.
>>71906025
Hellhammer, it's some kind of obviously powerful devil againts a crazy king with some magic.
>>71906029
Pet Sounds cuz goats.
>>71906075
Motörhead.
>>71906078
Prince.
>>71906101
Sung Tongs.
>>71906157
Sodom madmam.
>>71906103
Radioboy.
>>71906197
Green man is hot.
>>71906256
>>71906277
C'mon, obviously my man Satan.
>>71906309
The homeless guy and the other two are gonna enjoy it.
>>71906361
>>71906371
Evil Dead.
>>71906366
Rape bunny, saw him in Love of Life and he was a madman.
>>71906368
If the horse isn't just an statue, horse wins.
>>71906374
Horseman of course.
>>71906384
Red.
>>71906387
C'mon my man, Bathory for sure.
>>71906529
Donnie Darko.
>>71906442
>>71906474
Skeleton but they're dead tho.
>>71906443
Are you kiding? Tonetta kills the other man any day.
>>71906494
The Dream Theater one cuz he can be very cold and feel nuthin'.
>>71906601
barbarian claims to be beating the odds so I'd say him
>>71906601
Man, for being fairly pedestrian southern rock, those covers sure were metal as fuck.
These guys vs...
>>71906605
>>71906620
That crypt keeper lookin fuck ain't shit against that gunship.
>>71906103
Radiohead does big cums all over Brand New
>>71906678
The Tormentor
These dudes vs...
Who wins: the scavenger who thrived in the junkyard, or the cyborg created from its very being?
>>71906620
Agent Orange, spoopy Sadus mon will suffer baptism by fire
>>71906621
Norse gods, though they will leave forever haunted
>>71906678
Stryper
>Isaiah 53:5
>But he was wounded for our transgressions, he was bruised for our iniquities: the chastisement of our peace was upon him; and with his stripes we are healed
>>71906728
this dude
>>71906738
BAPTIZED...
IN
FIIIIIIIIRE AND IIIIIIIIIICE
(please tell me you get this reference)
Ape of Naples is a demonic entity beyond human comprehension, Comus is simply a beast. Naples would manipulate the world around Comus and transform it into a realm of eternal suffering
This thing vs...
>>71905938
Do you not know the difference between right and left?
>>71906796
This thing
>>71906796
>>71906816
Only one of them is eternal so
This vs.
>>71906855
This
(battle over the skies)
this is a good thread
>>71906855
>>71906872
The moon is a lot bigger than a dumb skellycloud, moon wins
All the fine african americans from To Pimp a Butterfly v. The things from The Impossible Kid
>>71905771
comus
>>71905861
devil and god
>>71905978
this
>>71906029
beach boys
>>71906101
sung tongs
>>71906103
astronaut bc he has armor
>>71906220
right
>>71906309
right went through the military and can fuck left up
>>71906401
vikings obv
>>71906601
left
>>71906872
skull is scarier
This thing vs.
>>71906912
This
>>71906769
Retard strength wins. Earl 10/10
>>71906796
>>71906816
That's one big mouth(s). Bet it could do the right amount of damage. Vio-Lence 6/10
>>71906859
Literal draw. 5/10 each.
>>71906912
>>71906930
Medusa can dominate a man, Satan can dominate the entire legions of hell.
>>71906935
Space Jam, easiest win so far
These guys vs...
>>71906999
This guy
This
>>71907044
vs this guy
>>71905938
What is the album on the left?
>>71906309
exmilitary abo could beat up a tranny and girl easily
>>71906366
evil bunny stabs little girl and feels no remorse
>>71906374
horseman has a gun so he'd obviously win
>>71906903
the things would win
>>71906999
>>71907012
bolt thrower
>>71906859
left
>>71906366
Those bunnies are evil bastards, little girl wouldn't stand a chance.