Now everybody serenade the new faith of Kendrick Lamar

King Kendrick Lamar

>>71905310
ZIEG KAISER KENDRICK

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>tfw no Queen gf

>>71905310
king kendrick and i meant it

my left stroke just went VIRAL

>>71905310
I can write better raps than Kendrick, no lie. He IS the GOAT though.

>>71905977
Then why aren't you a rapper?

>>71905977
Sounds like that supahot fire video
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>>71906035
Just started. Putting together a mixtape. Sample if anyone cares
>Poison myself
>No gold medal health
>Go full pedal belt
>With hand I was dealt
>Old land on the shelf
>Lose brand and you melt
>Fixed race trophy pelt
>Case worker at shelter
>Hasty no helper
>Gravy might help her
>She cure the leper
>Bubbly like seltzer
>Cuddle the poorest
>Huddled like forest
>Troubled the tourists
>Jump on the chorus

>>71906061
Wow, this is not nearly as good as you think it is. Sit down, be humble.

>>71905645
>2017
>being this much of a manlet

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>>71906061
Sit down

>>71906083
Nah, I'm gonna keep doing it. Every one of my tracks calls out Kendrick. I figure eventually I'll either get crushed or get a little buzz going. Rap's a great writing exercise.

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>the butthurt Kendrick haters vs the Kendrick stans

April 7th is gonna be a shitposting bloodbath.
Cant wait only Kendrick can do this

>>71906083
>>71906110
This any better?

Pour one for the poor
First go to the store
With just not enough
And dishelved cuffs
Frantically seach person
Just a few more bucks
Finally stop searching
Ain't no time for luck
Maybe now you feel
How a poor man deal
With a lack of ease
Better if they trees
Least then someone care
Daily dare, despair
Drink the rest and pray
Your next check do pay
On that golden
High horse exposing
Sound like extortion
Wordplay contortion
Herding the forest
Feeding the tourists
Boat but I'm oarless
Whore to aerobics
Smoking like it exercise
Exorcism enterprise
Kilometer rhyme toss
Shotput till it rain frogs

>>71906128
>Another year of people misinterpreting Kendrick's lyrics as racist
I mean for fuck sake to this day people still think The Blacker The Berry is racist

>>71906154
>frantically turns pages in dictionary

he looks like an anime character

>>71906154
It's like finely tuned cringe poetry

I want more..

>>71906184
Nah man, that's just what natually comes into my head. I never understand why people shit on DOOM, Earl, and Aesop as if they spend all day reading the thesaurus. Just because you can't do it?

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>>71906154
this is fucking embarrassing

>>71906205
Well I enjoy it and that's why I write it. What kind of person writes for anyone other than themselves?

>>71906154
>Boat but I'm oarless
Okay I laughed

>>71906187
Got you senpai

And I'm feeling right with this
Hope you feel like you owed a fucking obelisk
Needa heal the mind 'fore I cross Paris
Agamemnon happy when he see I live
Might call my first girl Athena
Dreamer, she'll be a wise leader
No FEMA here, perhaps that's best
What's worse no help or forced bomb vest
Won't force you to admit I'm best
New school spilling spaghetti mess
But fuck that talking rap, hubcap
For those who can't talk nothing else
Still I will 'cause ego helps
My mind mill making me pearl belt
Like ice cream eat fast, shit melt
That's information irrigation, corner shelf

>>71906201
senpai it's laughable and cringeworthy, you're not saying anything that has any meaning, or if there is indeed meaning underneath your masturbation then it's so offputting nobody will ever bother to look for it. your "lyrics" remind me of that brain power song they spam on twitch, just inane pointless buzzwords to fill up the space around chorus

>>71906154
This is my first time on /mu/ and I'm dying.

>>71906184
>any of those words needing to be taken from a thesaurus
Top brainlet

>>71906061
>>71906154
>>71906247
>yfw this is kendrick testdriving his lyrics before putting them on the album

>>71906257
Always glad to amuse the masses

Is there a single Kendrick song with a good beat? Seems like he can rap very well but the song itself is always shit to me.

>>71906280
Like, for example, the track Be Humble. You've got to be fucking kidding me with that beat.

>>71906252
Direct me toward a line that you think has no meaning and I'll genius that shit for you live

>>71906280
literally anything from tpab

>>71906280
I'm triggered.

>>71906280
Rigamortus

>>71906280
The spiteful chant comes to mind first

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>>71906280

>its a call a black musician a queen or king thread yassss

nu males were a mistake

>>71906315
It's a lyric, go back to /metal/

>>71906245
>>71906265
Thanks famo

>>71906288
i don't care really. you started off with
>I can write better raps than Kendrick, no lie
And proceeded with complete garbage.
You never really learned to be... for lack of a better word... humble.

>>71906280
Swimming Pools is the only one

>>71906343
Humble is the last thing I wanna be. Kendrick is murdering out there and no one can do anything.

>>71906343
>doesn't understand
>therefore garbage

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>>71906295
>>71906289
>>71906304

>dude horn samples lmao

Wow, these sure are amazing

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Everybody in the car, so come on let's ride!

>>71906343
Also, if I literally posted a Kendrick feature or something your attitude would hold. This is /mu/ anything more than completely ignoring me is compliment.

>>71906280
>Is there a single Kendrick song with a good beat?

no

>>71906404
We tried the best we could

>>71906280
this beat's pretty mind-blowing:
https://clyp.it/42s5luzh

>>71906367
then start with actual understanding of building a verse.
write a hook.
have an idea behind a song first, have something to say that is something more meaningful than "Here is a string of words that sound similar but nobody really uses; I know the definition behind these words because I looked it up and have my own way to connect the juxtaposition between these seemingly random images".
At least Kendrick has some respect towards the listener and doesn't exclusively appeal to 13 year olds who are shocked to discover more words exist outside of their inner circle slang.

>>71906154
>pour one for the poor

>>71906154
Kek. You are talented

>>71906446
I'm making my first mixtape (literally instrumentals already made by others with my words) just to demonstrate a little lyricsm and delivery, I don't need ace songwriting here.

Don't even fucking bring up Chance. 10 Day was not his VERY first mixtape.

>>71906446
Do you even know what an old school freestyle is?

>>71906490
I'm not even that much into rap. I just know a shit verse when I see one. I also know you have to earn bragging rights and first have to git gud at whatever you do otherwise you will make an asshat of yourself.

>>71906452
Yes as in "pour one for the dead homies"
Or "Pour up for Asap"

>>71906539
Since 95% of rap verses are shit, I'd say I'm starting off well.

>>71906509
yes
freestyle is a stream of consciousness. can be dank and can be wank.
usually has value only when actually performed live off the top of your head. as soom as you write it down it becomes useless

>>71906575
No you don't. An old school freestyle is WRITTEN: a conceptual relay race.

This is what it sounds like "off top"

don't need looks
if you can cook
the books of mind
and I don't mind
if you think I'm lying
bout being fine
fine your ass
for being shit too stank
and cut the line
umbilical corded bitch you is,
cuz all babies do is piss
missed the word scheme
i'm on a plane above the ditch
of your broke ass
bitch ass waste head
thinking you the shit
you is the shit
that smell like dysentery
tell you to suck a dick
but you got nothing
on gays and girls,
they strongarm you, bitch

Way simpler, because it's about word to word not line to line

>>71906561
>acknowledges rap is shit and aspires to be the king of a market of this quality

>>71906608
at least your example uses words that don't make you bored straight away

>>71906609
My slam poetry has been very well received and it's closer to rap, it's not a hard transition.

Besides 95% of all "artisitic" output is shit, not just rap or music. Most people really fucking suck at what they do.

>>71906629
I'm not trying to appeal to someone like you. And I understand if you hate it, we're not all gonna vibe with the same shit. It's fun to write, it's fun to perform, and it's a cool bonus if other people enjoy it.

>>71906640
>My slam poetry
slam poetry is cancer
>has been very well received
by your mom?
>and it's closer to rap,
what because the syllables count? kys
>it's not a hard transition.
says nothing

>Besides 95% of all "artisitic" output is shit, not just rap or music.
yeah if it comes from a wannabe who has no sense direction
>Most people really fucking suck at what they do.
so why be one of them?

>>71906674
yeah maybe because i'm not your target audience (children)

>>71906712
Anyone who uses "cancer" sincerely is disregarded as a competant human being in my mind.

>>71906736
Damn so original you roasted me hard lemme grab a fire extringuisher before your fire gets outta control!!!

>>71906746
>pretends to be a lyrical wordsmith
>fails to get behind a simple metaphor that describes quite a lot of things very well, living, conceptual or otherwise
>actually just a pseudo rapper cowboy kid in borrowed big boy pants
i'll end this here, tired of doing the captcha on phone and it's almost 4am over here

>>71906712
Selling drugs is bullshit, school is proto-workforce, and too many people barely have the confidence to write lyrics on a chinese anime board, let alone try and do anything with them. Don't ask a nigga to live on his knees.

>>71906800
>trying to roast an anon at 4 AM

Yeah your life prospects really make me respect your opinion.

>>71906834
nigga i got a job, car, gf and a kid, my life's prospects ain't your concern. anyway i wish you the best with your rap career andi hopeyou get to the top of your game and it brings you happiness. i just hope i'm not gonna end up hearing your mixtape

>>71906887
Can't wait till your kid is bumping my shit and you disown him/her

>>71906834
Stop talking on Chinese Cartoon Internet Website and start working on GOAT project.

>>71906887
But thank you my man. I wish you best.

>>71905310
>Stretch marks

>>71906445
DAMN
kendrick went HARD on this one

>>71906922
Need to save up a little more for studio time. Shit is not cheap.

>>71906921
kek
fair play

>>71906154
Not trying to be "smart"
But the only part I find challenging
Is why is it such a challenge
To challenge originality?
Chalk it up as a fallacy?
Lack of a personality?
Wanted to lose yourself
But got smacked back to reality?
Snapbacks and analogies
Backpacking metaphors
Matching adjectives and adverbs
We never heard before
Like nevermore
Well Lenore you've been mistaken
That rap, tap, tap at the door is not a raven
Don't say hello you never know
It might be Satan
But I'm Edgar Allan Poe with the flow
Is what I'm saying

#Bars

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>>71907035
>#Bars

>>71907035
Now see this is an example of a lot of ways to say nothing. I talked about something that I care about (people ignoring poverty) which was framed by a rap trope (pour one for) and then closed both the frame and the interior concept and moved on to an extended metaphor that's atypically braggadocious and meta. You're using a lot of words to say "look, I'm using words"

>>71907035
This would be better

I'm Poe with flow
Floe melt, king show
Window to soul
More belt, don't know
Don't go, new show
For you, won't fold
Gentle to hoe
Don't ask don't show

>>71907035
lelelelele lets show em how we do this
lelelelele lets start the show
i don't wanna be how anybody else is
i'd much rather be originew

>>71905310
you suck bows along with hoes
your so gay that you dont know what to say
your gay
you think your all that but your not
you have a bull on your shirt
you look like a furt from a cartoon
a coon
and it runes like prunes
you live with racoons
animal boon
you live in kalamazoo
you foo
niggas

>>71907236
>>71907346
This is about what the average person can accomplish. It's not easy to write a rap that is styllistically distinct, conceptually interesting, and emotionally meaningful. That is why Kendrick is the best. His lexicon is expansive, his subject matter is ecclectic, and he brings out the feels.

>>71907408
whatever bro
your a joke
your gay
you cant even get a girl anyway
you suck fags
all night
that your face all wells up and it fades away

>>71907462
My girlfriend is telling me if I keep posting she won't have sex with me. Later bro.

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>>71906154
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>>71907462

are kendrick fans the worst? You guys are getting into 2011 odd future tier fans

>>71907728
>are kendrick fans the worst?
not yet, once this album hits we'll truly know the extent of their obsession

>>71906280
Try HiiiPower, it's on Section.80

>>71906810
Are u literally 15

>>71905310
Everyone bitches about Real but that is the actual worst track on the album.

saved