I was going to a designer clothing store yesterday afternoon and I shit you not, the moment I walked in all I hear is:
Bought a 350 dollar pair of lampshades
And we ate at Perry's and I ordered crab cakes
Blue crab cakes....
Blue crab cakes
The next song they played was Dogs. It was the most confusingly patrician place I've been in.
>>71873097
this post actually sounds like kozelek lyrics
>tfw i love benji but i don't want to listen to universal themes because apparently it sucks and i don't want to listen to his new album because it has a trump diss track on it
what do
>>71873129
kek, now just add the slow ambient
>>71873133
ut is better than benji
it got panned because he was a dick to some idiot 'journo'
thats also when it became hip to hate marky mark
>>71873133
Universal themes is good but not as good as Benji imo. There's more ramblings and it's not as good instrumentally or lyrically but it's definitely still good.
>>71873097
Can't really contribute but in the same musical vein, I heard Strange Religion by Mark Lanegan in a gun store the other day.
>>71873133
All you trump supporters, shut the fuck up
All you trump supporters, shut the fuck up
All you trump supporters, shut the fuck up
All you trump supporters, shut the fuck up
All you trump supporters, shut the fuck up
>>71873133
you're missing out, new album has Philadelphia Cop and that's SOTY
>>71873133
Just listen to them
If you like them, then you have new albums to like
If you hate them, then you can shitpost about how much you hate them on /mu/
It's a win-win
I was hoping this thread was where we got to make our own mark kozelek lyrics
Went to Dick's today, saw a nice tracksuit on display
*stomach grumbles*
It looked stretchy enough for my size 50 waist (size 50 waist)
Went through my wallet, realized I spent all my money on Asian hookers last night and had nothing to pay
Stuck my hand in my belly button and pulled out some cream cheese and tomato paste
The nice lady at the checkout accepted them as payment 'cause she was a big fan of me
Said her favorite albums of mine were Tallahassee and The Sunset Tree
I told her to shut the fuck up and start listening to Old Ramon
Really had to poo, I jogged out in my new tracksuit all the way home
>>71873133
any song that has current political/social message is cringy af and into the trash it goes.
I woke up one morning and went outside but didn't know what to do
So I walked down to Telegraph Hill to get some kebabs
There's a really nice Persian place right next to the corner where I played one of my first shows
That was many, many years ago
I'm older now and stomach is bloated and my dick's shrunk
Gonna spend the night in with Caroline before my flight in Europe where we start our tour
Walking past strangers I'll probably never see again
But who knows
There's an apartment complex being demolished
Anthony once lived there and I would visit him all the time
In the corner of my eye I see a Panera Bread
Gotta go in and get a loaf for Caroline and get five for myself
I also get a coffee and a donut because FUCK DUNKIN!
Step outside and keep walking
A woman passing me drops her scarf and I pick it up
I call out to her and she comes running back and says:
OH MY GAWD, THANK YOU SOOOOO MUCH
Oh really, it's no problem
WAIT, ARE YOU MARK KOZELEK?
Yeah
OH MY GOD. I LOVE RED HOUSE PAINTERS!!!!!!
Oh, thanks a lot.
KATY SONG IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE SONGS OF ALL TIME.
Thanks, I wrote that song.
THAT'S SO COOL!
Yeah
WHAT ARE YOU UP TO RIGHT NOW?
You know, just getting something to eat.
WAIT, YOU LIKE PANERA BREAD TOO?
Yeah, it's incredible. They've got the best loaves and pastries in this whole world except for maybe the ones in Portugal.
March 22nd, 2017, I turn on my television in Milan
A terrorist attack in London
A guy drove his fucking car into the crowd of people walking on a bridge before getting out and stabbing a cop
It's becoming a monthly ritual
I'm fucking tired of it
Pray for all the families whose loved ones are gone because of this heartless fuck
I'm missing Caroline
Gonna call her tonight and let her sing me the song she always does before I drift off to sleep
Gotta go play a show at Magnolia
I love the way Steve Shelley plays the drums
Gonna cover Johnny B. Goode tonight in honor of Chuck Berry
Rest in peace
>>71874974
nice
there was a really well made pastiche record done a year or so ago, did that guy do more songs? you know what i'm talking about?
>>71873129
lel