Omegle Thread

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>>71865137
here's a full autism classic OP

>>71865373
Kek

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>>71865373
>*bagpipe solo*

I'm going on there. Will post results.

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>>71865614
God bless you anon

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>>71865373
>short cut jeans for running

>>71865614
god speed

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>goes on /pol/ once

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fresh

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what?

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>>71865855
oh shit that's me

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What went wrong??

>>71865651
(s)he's right

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just having a normal conversation until i say that i havent listened to kendrick's stuff, and then the nigga just dc's

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>>71865849
>So do your shitty death metal band

>>71866000
nice trips

>>71866010
thanks

I'm the guy who promised screenshots earlier. Sorry for delay.

Trying to act autistic as possible.

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really made me think

>>71866020
youre welcome

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I don't see what I'm doing wrong here....

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o i am laffin

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Man this is guy is SO rude...

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I know you're in here you faggot.

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Why is EVERYONE but me so rude? Sheesh!

bumping for interest. get in here niggas

>>71866579
He had good taste though

>>71865792
You! Black Emperor

>>71866612
>>71866358
that was me :)

>>71866592
again bumping for interest these threads are great fun when people post in em

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I know you're here, faggot.

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Throw one up for my nigga deafanon.

>>71866964
ahahahaha

>>71866982
also you would have to already be dead inside to be on this shithole

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eh

>>71865373
fucking kek

>trying to troll
>accidentally make someone fall in love with me

deafanon come back

>>71867557
prove it.

>>71867786
are you sure
Stranger: I am a loner,
Stranger: With an everlasting boner,
Stranger: If I grope you don't panic
Stranger: My ship will only sink in as titanic,
Stranger: I will swim against your stream,
Stranger: wave after wave in your wet dream
Stranger: I might die a loner,
Stranger: all because of my boner

>>71866288
>3d print the nigga

kekekekekekek

>>71868868
cringed desu

>>71868888
number thread now

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>>71865782
>ok

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a classic

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fucking normalfags

just set the interest to /mu/ and we can shitpost with each other

>>71866964
ahaha based

bvmp

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>>71870153

boop

>>71866964
awww

BOOP

>>71866579
I lold at "Noah gas the kikes Lennox" harder than anything else in this thread

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>>71865651

how come i can't find any mutants this omegle jawn blows cheeks

>>71872047
>REEEE
this is how people view 4chan apparently

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lol

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howd I doo

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Which one of you guys was this?

>>71865890
Sperging out is not funny you autist

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I think this thread destroyed any kind of hope i had for /mu/'s future.
I have been here for many years and this is probably the worst content i've seen in this board with autistic unfunny teenagers thinking that spewing out 4chin memes randomly is fun.

>>71872230
I get what you mean, but there are some good ones.

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>>71865137
posting a classic

>>71872230
Every omegle thread for the past 5 years has been just like this

>>71872249
pretty straight faced until >7.4

>>71872324
so do you think these people are genuinely dumb or is it just a horny stupor?

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I'm not very good at this

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kek

>>71865782
wow pedophiles sure don't care what anyone does.

>>71872510
sick sick world

>>71865998
he's figuratively dropping the mic. His rec speaks for itself.

>>71872115
Listening to harsh noise is just a meme, right?

>>71872391
I think they're dumb and from a different country.

>>71866484
because duribg these threads omegle is filled with /mu/tants

>>71872595
I don't understand why it's always Indian people. What is it about their country and upbringing that makes them be so sexual and desperate online? Are they trying to hack you when they get your information or something ?

>>71865846
More like /r9k/.

>>71866579
West Coast Pop is shit.

>>71872477
haha

>>71866197
What's with people here thinking it's cool they go here so they have to mention it everywhere

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I was talking to this guy for like 30 minutes,said this and immediately disconnected. ok.......

>>71867240
i keked

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like music.
Stranger: Hey
You: hey fav album?
Stranger: Divide..Ed sheeran
You: wow
You: haha
You: thats awful
You: sorry to hear that
Stranger: F or m?
You: do you know neutral milk hotel?
You: f
You: i asked you a question stup
You: id
Stranger: Ya..sorry
Stranger: I guessed it earlier that u would =be a rock follower
You: i dont know what that means
Stranger: U like rock?
You: no why
Stranger: Then?...Neutrel milk hotel?...Its a rock band/
You: why do you act like you know me
You: thats creepy
You: their a ska band wtf
You: you stupid
Stranger: Your stupid is touching my heart...
You: you shuld listen to some nmh maybe youd be a bit more interesding
You: listen to oh comely its their best song
Stranger: I will try...
Stranger: Will u wait i will listen it?
You: yeah sure
Stranger: Ok..
Stranger: Their poster looks like ancient art..
You: yeah thats so cool
You: looks like cave paintingsz
Stranger: Ya ...exactly
You: really connects you with the roots of humanity
Stranger: Hmm.
Stranger: How old is it?
Stranger: Band?
You: idk i think their from the 80s
Stranger: ok..
You: i just discovered them
Stranger: I am listening to it ....it sound cool
Stranger: Awesome...
Stranger: It doesn't sound like rock....Wikipedia said it is a rock band?
Stranger: Is it/
Stranger: /
You: wikipedia is full of jewish lies
Stranger: ?
You: their ska
Stranger: Haha
You: anyway good luck on your journey of musical discovery... dont listen to ed sheeran thats for 13 yo girls lol
You have disconnected.

Why's everyone on omegle so fucking boring

>>71873436
because I have anxiety and don't really have anything interesting to say regardless

>>71873436
I don't know. You have the opportunity to say literally anything but they all stick to the same thing. It's a bit like moo

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>>71865651
Man, that was painful to read

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>>71865137

why do I only meet retards in here ?

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my first time in that site

>>71866205
Kek

>>71866288
TOPPEST KEK

>>71874602
Use your magic hacking powers to trace their IP and kill them. Niggas got no taste in dark ambient synth drone

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Well, fuck.

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These go absolutely nowhere

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But not for long

I got called an european cunt and then they disconnected, I didn't even got to tell what music I like.

>>71872230
its always like one person posting a million unfunny screencaps of themselves

>>71865373
>it isn't the toilet conversation
8/10

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I hope you enjoy my pleb talk with this Phillipino boy

>>71874602
>normiesgetout.jpg

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like music.
Stranger: hey im jimmy
You: hi jimmy
You: do you like ween?
Stranger: wtf is ween
You: a band
You: they are great
Stranger: dont know em
Stranger has disconnected.

fuck

>>71874784
it was rather nice anon

>>71872115
Harsh noise is purely for contrarians and memes. Anyone who takes a mashup of industrial sounds that can be relative to a wood chipper as something worth listening to shouldn't be allowed to breathe.
>>Inb4 its about the feeling it gives you
What feeling? Being annoyed?

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>>71874924
>>71872538
Spotted the newfags

>>71874924
I love how you accidentally answered your own question and then said something stupid, ruining it. If you really do listen to harsh noise, it probably doesn't annoy you. The emotions that that type of music really is interesting. It's almost like a palate cleanser.

>>71865782
>Only if u like normieasis

>>71874924
this can be said about any type of extreme music. this is what dadrockers have been saying about metal for decades now

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>no-one else in this thread is memeing little children into liking NMH

Not good enough kiddos.

>>71875048
I started one out by saying "when you were young you were the king of carrot flowers" but it was just a bot
This sux

>>71874701
How the fuck did you do that

It feels bad when you accidentally run into a somewhat serious discussion.

>>71865373

God damn, that one is great

>>71875256
I don't know man, I guess I said the words "dick" and "pussy" too much

>>71874564
neo-/mu/ in a nutshell

got into a convo on omegle with some 22 year old DJ, told him i was 15, started memeing NMH. He proceeded to ask me for nudes.

>Shitty club DJ's are pedo's

What a surprise.
DJRaVaGe69 was his insta and fb kek.

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>>71873207
Same reason why people go out of their way to say things like kek, cuck, and use meme arrows in situations outside 4chan. Gotta prove that you're super cool and go to 4chan brooooooooooo.

>>71865998
if you like rap at all you owe it to yourself to listen to every major album Kendrick has ever done. They're all 7.5-9/10

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Music for this feel?

>>71865373
>bagpipe solo

Fucking kek

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bumping with some OC

>>71876656
>>>/pol/

>>71876769
im actually a libtard, so no thanks

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>when you just want to get someones opinion on the holy bible then you start catfishing them

>>71878176
this should be put up in a museum

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fresh

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>the only person who responded to me so far is some Indian fuck who doesn't even know English

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fresh

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Hi anon desu~

>tfw only get bots

>>71879978
dang you