So what's /mu/ general opinion on Alizee?

>>71827236
I would like to have sexual intercourse with her

something something body of work

>>71827236
named after black people alcohol

Really really good. I remember the first time I got drunk in high school I listened to her music the entire way home and it was cozy af

Also I jacked off to that one performance obviously

In that pic she's 16

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>>71827264
body is right amiright

>>71827303
>his country doesn't allow fucking a 16 year old

Not a fan of her music but 8/10 would bang!

Liked her better before the tattoos... not even good tattoos.

>>71827236
i prefer tatu much better teen asscore

>>71827303
And?

>>71827373
It looks bad when you are 55

>>71827373
who the fuck said anything about law

>>71830696
No one gives a shit. Women are primarily fertile 16-27 and men are fertile well into their old age. For women over thirty it is like two 1st cousins porking and making a baby. The risk of birth defects is up 3 percent.

Plus, some women are fine with dating a man who is older than them.

>>71830797
>No one gives a shit
empirically false

>>71827236

work of body is amazing.

>>71827236
French pop is shit. She's no exception.

>>71827252
This dawg

>>71827292
Real nigga shit

>>71827236
She ruined herself with those awful tattoos. Still a good performer though, even if the music is garbage.

Not enough images in this thread tbqh

>>71831091
BABY POP IS A MASTERPIECE

KINO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6omsDyFNlk

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>>71831423

>>71827303

She was 16 at the time of her debut album, but that single was from her second album.
She was actually 18, almost 19, when it was released.

She was cute before, now she has hideous tattoos

Her songs are ok.

>>71827236
Je veux coucher avec elle

>>71827292
>Also I jacked off to that one performance obviously
??? link ???

>>71832037
>He hasn't seen the second hottest video to ever come out of Europe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6omsDyFNlk

>>71832088
and the first one is?

you know, for research...

>>71832131
liberals react to brexit results

>>71832131
Close your door.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjEwsooNHoc

>>71831562
this an edit nigga?

>>71832524
i think so

>>71827236
She's fucking ho-
>>71827303
... wait what the fuck

>>71832719

It's all the hormones in the water.

>>71832088
>second
Name ONE, just ONE video more hot than that one.

>>71832719
That was her ENTIRE gimmick

her whole career consisted in being hot and underage

>>71832204
Woah woah hold on, what is this?

I think I'm missing something with these guys, any way someone could get me up to speed?

>>71831091
>French Pop is shit
How can a single man be so wrong?

>>71832719

Stop with this pedo meme.
A girl with a fully developed body can be hot even if she's only 13-14. There's nothing wrong in finding her attractive.

>>71832810
>rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
>in contact with aliens
>rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>control france with an iron fist
>own castles and banks all over the world
>direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
>first designer babies will be Bogdanoff Babies
>both brothers said to have 200+ IQ
>ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>These are the Bogdanoff twins
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>The twins are 67 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human.
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe
>The Bogdanoffs will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love

>>71832858
Pop music is estrogenized garbage, and French pop is even worse.

It's good to watch a video on mute and blow loads over, but that's it.

>>71833133
I mean, if you're talking about shitty electropop it makes sense, but if you mean ALL French Pop you're just wrong.

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>be alizee
>current year
>tattoos
into the trash she goes

>>71833258
that tinkerbell is hideous but the fucking sailor moon on the arm is beyond description

>>71827236
Idk what would people here recommend. All I know is that she's hot

>>71833258

I don't mind if a girls has tattoos, as long as they are done with taste, but she has not aged too well regardeless.

>>71833787
Tattoos only work if you're paler than creamed coffee. If you're anything darker (which Alizee is), they look like shit.

>>71827236
I would "fuck" her

Indila - SOS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m65jhGwtWrg
one of my favourite french pop songs

ayy lmao

>>71833816
tattoos only work if you're black enough for it to look like part of your skin

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>>71832204
french culture is truly superior

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>>71833258
like you wouldn't go after her if given the chance regardless of the tattoos, anon please.

nigger version of a kpop idol

funny how you guys ignore kpop fapping threads but chimp out for this dark skinned bitch

tattoos are so disgusting.

>>71827252
I agree with this chap.

>>71827334
you know it my man

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If you'll allow me to go off topic for a second to discuss her music, pic related is actually a pretty great, underrated synthpop album and I heartily recommend it to anybody who likes that genre.

>>71827236

hot af

>>71837253
Great post

>>71827236

how old was she when this picture was taken?

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>>71832131
>you know, for research...
fuck off
>>71833133
>genderspooking yourself out of pop

>>71827236
I'll fuck the shit out of her.

>>71837154
Why the fuck are you trying to discuss music

>>71837154
>If you'll allow me to go off topic for a second to discuss her music

no.

post her ass.

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Why do all the best potential pornstars all end up in music?

Sad :(

>>71838759
better pay and working conditions

>>71827252
this a thousand times
been in love with her since childhood, first time bating was to her
Grant me just one wish and I'll take her