You're all the same, the lot of you

My hair is only shoulder length. I want it to be longer, though.
I dress like a normal person.
I have a girlfriend I fuck regularly, but I don't really drink and I don't do any drugs.
I don't have a problem with the police, but I do hate the government.

I also don't know why I took the time to respond to such obvious bait. Enjoy the (you), I guess.

Is that Styx?

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No

you make it easy

>>71817371
short hair
normie clothes
havent had sex in two years
drink, no drugs
i support the police

>>71817371
short hair
understated, neutral colored clothes
never had sex, never will
respect the police

The only one I'm guilty of is drugs. what /mu/ do you go on?

>>71817429
You replied because you don't listen to enough doom classics, boy.

>>71817436
Yes.

>>71817472
Cheers anon.

>>71817658
Wow, pretty boring.

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i fuck the cum
i make the music
i cum to the music
i cum in the fuck

DEEAAATH GRIIIPS
DEEAAATH GRIIIPS
DEEAAATH GRIIIPS
DEEAAATH GRIIIPS

>>71817681
What if Varg knocked on your door and wanted to make sweet, gentle love to you?

>>71817693
I've actually wanted to get into doom for a while. Rec me some.

>>71817714
Electric Wizard: Come My Fanatics

>tfw there is a nice surprise for you on the second track
:^)

shaved
dress all black
no sex in four years
straight edge
proper socialist

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>>71817714
Thorr's Hammer - dommedagsnatt
Bell Witch - Longing
Bongripper - Hippie Killer

For more trad doom check out
Old Sabbath ofc
Candelmass - Nightfall
Saint Vitus - Born Too Late

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>>71817371
there´s nothing more retarded than coming up with fantasy insults about people you dont know just coz you wanna ingore the facts and pretend this is your safe space where only your ALL X ARE X tier nazi thoughts are the normal

you little shit

>>71817658
watch with the boozing. its fun at first but then when you get deep in the hot water you need your parents to carry you out of the well.

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>>71817984

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>>71817984

>>71817984
Metal is for children. Your anger only proves it's true.

>>71817371
Get off my case motherfucker

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OP is faggot

>>71818136
No.

I am Albino, you wish to see me?

>>71818129
Woah, relax! Are you on some sort of return trip?

>>71817371
you know that's why and you know thats why and you know that's why

>>71818264
still Damien Hirst ash got a new exhibition that involces animal cruelty. Mariella will no doubt get a ticket.

Why can't cops dress like goths and smoke weeed?

>>71817700
nice dubs

>>71818136
lol

>>71817371
Short hair, hetero clothes. Don't do too many drugs, and only get laid on rare occasions when outside a relationship. Like the police, but think that, like every profession, there are some bad people in it.

>short sides medium length on top
>20 year old virgin
>don't do amy drugs unless I'm sociallising
>alcoholic
>usually black skinny jeans and a dark colours t-shirt with adidas sambas
>lanky
>I support the police

>>71817371
I have no hair. I'm past body hair. Faggot clothes? Not what you would consider faggot clothes. Drugs and sex equal filth? Nice to meet you. The police? I treat them well and they treat me well. Sadly enough though, they're being treated like shit by most people so they get excatly that back in return, which is right.

>>71817995
only if you're a weak faggot

>>71818833
They can and they do, just not while they're on the job.

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>>71817429
>>71817658
>>71817681
>>71817800
>>71818876
>>71818964
>>71818986

>make obvious bait-thread
>some people don't only bite but start blogging about their precious lifestyles
>they don't get the obvious cues

I got a good laugh out of this, thank you.

>>71819011
So did I, when you posted. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

No, really. The image, especially.

>>71819038
So, which of the nice meal gentlemen are you?

>>71819056
The final one.

>>71817371
you only got the long hair right
i lay in bed all day all of the months listening to music :3

>>71819080
You're lucky to have always been treated ok by police.

Where're you from?

i like slayer

>does drugs
>supports the police

lmao

>>71817371
>long hair
no
>faggot clothes
i wear fairly standard clothes
>Drugs, sex, every sort of filth.
fuck no, keep drugs away from me.
>And you hate the police, don't you?
no, i don't

come my fanatics is their best record by the way

>>71819011
Anon, just because it's bait it doesn't mean you can't reply to it. This is basically a bingo thread at this point.

>>71819434
i agree. dopethrone is less varied and the riffs aren't as memorable

>>71819434
I think I might agree, but Dopethrone is good, too.

>>71819469
At this point sure, but the first two or so were fantastic.

>>71817371
so you hide your impotence with your clothes, take no drugs, have no sex and love the police?
sounds like a shit deal 2bh find a noose sometime.

>long hair
Checked

>faggot clothes
I'm a faggot but I dress well

>drugs
Nope

>sex
>tfw

>every sort of filth
Nope

>you hate the police
Not really

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>>71819555
No, I am police.

Also very potent. I get all the pussy.

>>71819342
It's because I haven't run into them many times, and even when I did, I respected them. Also, central Europe. They aren't as bad here as some other places.

>>71819434
this is correct

also for all the baited fags in thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLI6RgfieyQ

Intro samples

>>71817714
Reverend Bizarre

>>71819974
Why are you ruining my fun? Linking the song is to easy. ;_;

Medium length hair
always jeans + t-shirt
No drugs
Virgin
I hate everything

>>71817371
I'm gonna be fucking honest that looks like a librarian who messed eyeliner everywhere

the world is a vampire

>>71819952
Makes sense.

Also from central europe, btw.

>>71819434
>>71819479
I like Come My Fanatics, Wizard in Black and Doom-Mantia are solid tracks but is my favorite song and it's off Dopethrone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVfj-ceF-TQ

and it comes with intro sample >>71819974


>>71817972
cool pic. list needs more Cathedral.

set to drain

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>>71817371
yeah right, I'm balding and my clothes are manly.

I win.

>>71817371
This is the worst bait I've ever seen, and I'm still biting

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Anon, the Police are my favorite band. Sting's solo career is what I hate.

>>71820475
Thanks.

>>71820871
Nice one.

>>71817371
fucking long haired weirdos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HO6Q2eWqHbg

>>71817972
Bell Witch underrated af

>>71817371
The Police are alright, Zenyatta Mondatta and Synchronicity are good albums.

>>71819434
I loved Dopethrone and was reluctant to listen to other EW albums because i was afraid they weren't as good. I was fucking wrong. The overall sound of Dopethrone is amazing, but Come my Fanatics has so many better songs. Also had a spiritual experience listening to it while slightly drunk, smoking weed on my way back from the pub. The "I am a God" part in Wizard in Black made me feel megalomaniac.

>>71817371
You make it easy.