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R I F F L O R D

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Feels

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>>71802413
>tfw SODOM tours in your hometown
THE ANAL STENCH WAS UNMATCHED

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big glam riffs

djent

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>>71802574
>wear that much leather
>claim you're not gay
heheh

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>>71802574
Volim te, THIS IS THE ULTIMATE RIFFS ALBUM!

>>71802677
>Overrated album with nice album art
/mu/core af

>>71802677
Looks like it should be the cover to the Steins Gate soundtrack

>>71802677
>Volim te
Hi slav bro

>>71802722
kek

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moar Clock Metal ?

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Factual Riff Quality Ranking

America > Norway > Britain > Sweden

>>71802798
Where does Finland fit in?

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>>71802722
Fuck you and that garbage harem shit. Watch LOGH or something with actual quallity in it.

>>71802698
>Riffside Journey
>overrated
>/mu/core
LEAVE THE HALL!

>>71802848
In the sandbox with japan

>>71802854
LOGH is overrated too
Your taste is slough

>>71802867
LoGH is one of the only non-trash anime and it's comfy as fuck.

TRANSILVANIAN HUNGER COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD

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/METAL/ HATES HIM!
A guitarist in Finland is earning thousands of dollars a day with this one simple trick.
> > > LEARN HIS SECRET < < <

>>71802848
Left out to make the competition fair for others.

>>71802798
>no France
Do you even dissoshit?

>>71802854
I don't even like Steins Gate, and I have taste more superior than LotGH, I was just saying it looked like the Steins Gate soundtrack because that's what it looks like.

>>71803044
I certainly do not, bad genre

>>71802677

holy shit is everyone here a serbnigger or what

>>71802917
>Hi! This is Jari from Wintersun. Wanna hear some new tunes? BETTER PAY UP, MOTHERFUCKER!

>>71803098
Noein would be better
>>71803197
>serbnigger
Nope.

>>71803216
>Because other bands don't sell music

Guys, how do we revive first wave black metal?

>>71803392
Why should we? Second wave is the real black metal.

>>71803392
Take a hot shit and give it CPR.

>>71803228

onda ustaše još gore

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>>71802917
<This Mongol son of a bitch is getting thousands for an album that never comes out and basically,
you're a fucking loser

How? ...Just watch this free video>

>>71803522
But he's selling a different album.

>melodeath song has clean vocals
>it's not by Scar Symmetry

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>>71803951
>melodeath

>>71804023
Hilarious and original

>>71803951
Is there even DM with clean vocals that's not prog death or melodeath

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>>71804092
Unlike melodeath

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anyone from Europe wanna buy this?
it's on some weird full-black cd
near mint (played like twice), 15e
i live in serbia

please don't report me or something, i just need money to get brutal assault ticket

>>71804159
discogs or ebay you fucking balkan cunt

>>71804159
It's still cheaper to buy it new.

>>71804235
i can't use them atm
>>71804238
you CAN'T buy this version new

>>71804159

odjebi ciganine

>>71804291
sto ste pederi jebem vas u usta seljacka

>>71804274
There's literally no reason to buy that version instead of some other. Contents are the same.

>>71804340
no cd is different and the booklet

>>71804374
Doesn't matter. Same songs, same mix, same mastering, same everything.

>>71802917
>tele
vomit

>>71804450
it matters if you are a collector

>>71804459
Actually a nice guitar.

>>71804530
no.

NO FORCE WILL HEED MY PACE
NO IRON WILL REND MY FLESH BEFORE
I CAN DEAL YOU A TRAITOR'S FATE
MY IRE
IS MY ARMOUR

>>71804674
Superb cleans, iconic looks and usually a nice neck. At least those Tokais have good necks.

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>>71802587
feels

>>71804679
seeing them live was amazing

In Flames worth seeing live?

>>71805074
Yeah, greatest live band ever

>>71805074
jumpdafukup-tier

>>71805151
>>71805074
Sarcasm, anon. Don't waste your time.

>>71805074
Fuck no, they play like 2 decent songs live

>seeing Kreator in 3 days
>have 4 essays to write between now and then
>running solely on caffeine at this point
metal for this feel?

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Post top-tier blackened death.

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>>71805334

>>71805423
Blasting that right now. So far, damned good.

Never heard this band before now, by the way.

>>71805334
early opeth

>>71805585
>Orchid
>Morningrise
>My Arms, Your Hearse

Which one.

>>71805544
I'd also rec Words That Go Unspoken, Deeds That Go Undone by them.
Their earlier stuff is even edgier and more raw to the point where it gets a bit more difficult to take seriously.

Seriously though for Antichrist, fucking thick fuzzy electronic synths on The Dark Inside and it actually god damn works, blast beats over acoustic guitars for Axiom, the madmen make crazy shit work.

>>71802798
>Britain > Sweden
stop trying

Post essential /glam/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piKu7-pNci4

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Is shitposting fun?

rec some chink /meal/ like Hokkien, Hellfire and Skeletal Augury

>>71805640
Orchid for riffs, Morningrise for atmosphere, MYAH for blandness.

>>71805789
Ghost Bath

>>71805294
MayheM - Buried by time and essays

>>71805640
also still life

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Get angry

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>>71805709
Glam Glam Glam there has to more to life than Glam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85IYHu9mNGY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5lVKhGzCdg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7Ef38Q8AXI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLS_W_2eyzY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXSdt79gOJ4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVqeoI4klLE

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Get reaaaal angry

>>71805926
Why, it's a good album.

>>71805926
I like it

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ANGRIER

Let me tell you guys a story. I thought that the "nu-male metal" thing was just a meme. But it's not.

>live in a small town
>there are two brothers who go to college nearby, majoring in gender studies and marine biology, respectively
>one works at a car wash, the other at a bakery
>doing chores, I ended up running into both of them

>go to the bakery first
>it is the older brother
>he has a Skrillex haircut, red and black flannel, beard, gauges
>he has these massive headphones on and is bobbing his head autistically
>I walk up, and as soon as I open my mouth he puts a finger up
>"Hold on, this is the best part!" he says
>I look down at his iPod and see what he's listening to
>Christ, Redeemers, by the Body
>I wait a full five minutes before he takes off his headphones
>"Ah, that was nice," he says
>"I used not to like this album," he continues, "but after Donald Trump got elected, it all made sense."
>stand there angrily, just want to order a bagel
>"If I were to guess, I think that the Body would vote for Hillary. They both understand what true pain is. Not like that pampered neo-Nazi."
>I finally cut him off and order my bagel and get out of the store

>later, I go to the car wash
>before the water gets turned on, you have to pay the attendant
>in this case, the other brother
>he is blasting Thou over the loudspeakers
>it is uncomfortably loud, and nearby an old woman is washing her car and grimacing
>I yell, "Hey, buddy, I think you should turn it down!"
>he grins at me and turns it up
>"WHAT DID YOU SAY?"
>I get so pissed I start to drive away
>he turns down the volume and says, "I'm kidding! I'm kidding!"
>he laughs and says, "You need to lighten up! Try tumblr. The memes are good, the politics intelligent, and the music unparalleled."
>then he grins, devilishly
>"That's where I heard my favourite bands, Thou and Ulver."
>I left out of frustration

God. Fuck nu-male metal.

>>71805818
>tfw the early shit isn't even my favorite

I'm a Blackwater Park type of faggot. That and Still Life.

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>>71806004
Ayy lmao

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>>71806004

>"That's where I heard my favourite bands, Thou and Ulver."

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>>71806004

>>71806004
>>71806058
>>71806070
>>71806116
>>71806128
samefag

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>>71805334

>>71806151
All me

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>>71806151

fuck off

>>71806151
>>71806185
samefag

>>71806037
Ghost Reveries > Blackwater Park > Still Life > Watershed > Orchid > Damnation > Morningrise > My Arms, Your Hearse > Deliverance > Pale Communion > Heritage > Sorceress

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>>71806151

>>71806058
>>71806070
>>71806116
>>71806128
Nothing like this is that funny. He met a couple of leftist retards who browse tumblr and act like pretentious cunts. Also, they happen to like metal.

So have a lot of people. Just look at that idiot from Machine Head. Either this is a classic case of samefag, or you're all autists.

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Stop being a poser

>>71806058
>>71806070
>>71806116
>>71806128
>>71806151
>>71806185
>>71806213
>>71806215
>>71806247
>>71806248
Samefag

>>71806244
Eh... Ghost Reveries was decent. But every time I listen to it, all I hear are elements of what would soon come.

So... Shitty 70's prog worship. Even more so on Watershed, too.

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>>71806248
>getting this mad online
>over people's reaction to a fake story

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>>71806004
good post

>>71806341
What do you mean? That totally happened.

>>71806004
>>71806058
>>71806070
>>71806116
>>71806128
>>71806151
>>71806185
>>71806213
>>71806215
>>71806247
>>71806248
>>71806310
>>71806341
>>71806345
>>71806437
samefag

>tells greentext story
>posts a bunch of reactions
>nobody cares
>replies to himself accusing himself of replying to himself to manufacture controversy
>still no replies
>argues with himself
>replies to every one of his posts pointing out this massive attempt to get attention
all me btw

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>>71805334

>>71806338
For me Ghost Reveries represents balance. There's enough metal and if you forget that the last three or four albums exists, the prog parts aren't overbearing or cheesy. I love 70's prog and on Ghost Reveries it's used as a spice and not served as the main course. Listening to the latest albums is like trying to eat only black pepper as meal.

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This is the only glam album I like unironically.

Proceed to fuck me up. But... B-Be gentle, pls

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if only more bands did summoning worship correctly

>>71806463
>being this assblasted

>>71806504
oh and bathory worship only a handful do it correctly

whenever the pallbearer album has judas priest vocals i fuckin cum

>>71806504
>tfw your most listened band this week is Sum 41
fuck nostalgia

Rec me some speed metal

>>71806607motothead
metallica
megadeath
sodom

>>71806607
Exciter, Razor, Speedwolf, Midnight, the list could go on...

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who here /ye olde-sounding ancient black metal from the crypt/?

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>>71806635
>sodom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uf8t_EcYVTs
any more albums like this one?
the rest of the bands stuff is not very good but i really like this one

>>71806470
I feel like this band's music doesn't fit their name, for some reason.

It's like Intestine Baalism being a fucking melodeath band. Some names just don't go with the music, maen.

>>71806585
sum 41 has metal riffs

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>>71806734
Leave.

>>71806683
lol no it's shit

>>71806760
they do though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Bl08yf0hOU
this is still better than any black metal ever

>>71806760
He's right tho, some of their songs have some metal riffs

>>71806760
HEAVY METAL AND MULLETS IS HOW WE WERE RAISED
MAIDEN AND PRIEST WERE THE GODS THAT WE PRAISED

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>>71806502
you need more glam

come on chaps open up for the glam to come in side you

>>71806760
he's right, fool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUM6mNWzIdA

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https://mega.nz/#F!nwZVFZab!3Ym2rAhDS0LnW0gr-CgiTw

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would you?

>>71806789
Finally a good chart ITT

May the gods of glam bless you, anon

>>71803197
where the spics at brah

>>71806775
>>71806784
>>71806786
>>71806794
in a perfect world Sum 41 would've lead the 90s canadian speed metal revival, but instead they had to play pop punk and gang bang avril lavigne

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>>71806819
I like ayyliens

>>71806841
>gang bang avril lavigne

which is not a bad thing

>>71802798
Norway over Sweden?
FOOOOOKIN WEW PHAM

>>71806775
>>71806784
>>71806786
>>71806794
This general is dead

WHY IS 2017 METAL SO SHIT

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>>71806841
there is nothing wrong with pop punk

>>71806863
no one was saying they're a good band, but you cannot deny the metal influence in their guitars

>>71806841
>but instead they had to play pop punk and gang bang avril lavigne
and drink a fucking lot

What's better 2017 meme, pizza thrash or Motorhead riffs with black metal vocals?

>>71806789
I like some of Breaking the Chains... A couple Skid Row songs...

I'm sorry, no. Glam is a meme and a meme only.

>>71806874
Because Icтинa hasn't been released yet.

>>71806863
what's really dead's your brain

>>71806892
Motorhead riffs with black metal vocals is both better as a meme and as actual music

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>>71806002
>>71805971
have some (you)s I feel, really bad for you.

>>71806892
>>71806925
can i get some example of this motorhead with black metal vocals?

>>71806892
Isn't the origins of black metal just taking motorhead riffs and recording them poorly and shrieking

>>71806892
Pizza thrash purely because black metal vocals are shit

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>>71806004
>"You need to lighten up! Try tumblr. The memes are good, the politics intelligent, and the music unparalleled."

>>71806951
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pG0NkesIc-Q

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>>71806004

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>>71806990
lmao this general has charts for everything

>>71806982
>>71806990
thanks but i meant 2017

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>>71807020
yes we do

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Post posers.

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>>71806004

Anyone have a NWOBHM chart?

>>71807052
go home, you disgusting italian game designer

>>71807040
>Ketzer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oj1ijBn4b4

METAL IS DEAD

>>71807115
SHOCK IS ALL IN YOUR HEAD

>>71807092
i'd rather forget about this terrible disappointment and focus on their 2 first albums

>>71806951
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLfBbcmBKGM

>>71807092
Metal Blade, not even once

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOwGRfDcugQ
thoughts on this?

is Sigh a good band?

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>>71806990
>no nattefrost/carpathian forest

>>71807092
The biggest sell-out of 2016

>>71807174
*sigh*

>>71807092
that's decent black'n'roll

>>71807280
>decent
No

>>71807280
Fuck off poser

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>>71798417
>>71798417

>>71807426
Pagan metal > Folk metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPjnV-JGM6s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FioQxFyfbAQ

This is pretty neat.

>>71807080
t. matt ward

>>71807426
what an ugly fuck

listen to moonsorrow and maybe in the meantime you can develop some better taste in females

>>71807866
>implying he can do better

Who has the best dm riffs and why is it Demilich?

>>71807971
suffocation albums

>>71807866
>implying he's not gay

>>71807953
finnish dirt water

>>71807322
posers are the new trve

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>>71807866
>moonsorrow

what is this bogus bro

>>71807953
Demilich BTFO'd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7jOnFeCa7o

>>71808091
One of the best bands in the world.

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>>71807988
Thanks, man, I'll give them a listen.

Btw. I've made so many dumb ass typos in my initial post, that I might as well post it once again. Sorry.

OG:

What other death metal albums have the same amount of low-end as Cryptopsy's "None So Vile?" Yeah, I know a lot of shit out there is just as heavy, but most of it unfortunately lacks bass.

>>71808137
that explains how ive heard about 15 bands do covers of that song all throughout their albums

>>71808170
>/mu/
lol

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>>71808198

Give me some metal to kill myself to, bonus points if it's doom

>>71808141
Particularly "Pierced from Within"

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>>71808260
>downloading Scythelord off mega

>>71808291
Earth.. to earth..

AAAAAAAshes, to ashes...

and dust to dust.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woe_4gkS4XU

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_t3f9OZxfQ

>>71808291
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aa_dh-l1vYI

>>71808328
That bookend riff is seriously GOAT, even if it is just triplets

>>71808291
>doom

what if you exclusively kill your shit taste, and continue with life

what was that album's name with the drawn cover of a dead guy lying in a piano?

>>71808444
"back to /b/" i think

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>ywn look as scary as Erik Rutan

>>71802548
What Black Metal album will give ultimate feels?
asking for a friend

>>71806808
>>71806842
>>71808260
why

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>>71808444
>cover of a dead guy lying in a piano

>>71808543
Bergtatt and Belus.

>>71808444
gore something

>>71808543
summoning - oath bound

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>>71808543
I don't know if they fall under folk metal or black metal, but listen to it anyway.

accordian guitar metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbV7-6Giy5I

>>71808695
le accordian metal

>>71808543

The first two Blut aus Nord

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recommend me metal like slough feg

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>>71806990

>>71808883
Brocas Helm
Hammers of Misfortune
Manilla Road

>>71806933
What did he mean by this?

>>71806892
pizza thrash is an old, stale meme

>>71806990
also Mantak - Polymorphous Perversion

man there are a surprising number of bands doing this

>>71808260
The fact that you are contributing rather than shitposting might intimidate some losers. Don't mind them, keep it up.

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Recently gave this a listen and thought it was bretty good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-bfPfe64uc

>>71808543
mutiilation

Is this Noktorn's best article?

https://trialbyordeal666.blogspot.com/2011/11/reboot-of-black-metals-aesthetics.html?m=0

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YOU JUST KNOW

>>71810148
who are those faggots behind babimetaru

>>71808883
>feg
kek

>>71810188
metallica

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>>71810188
Your worst fucking nightmare kiddo

>>71810188
nyogthaeblisz

>>71808355
>>71808328

One of my top five death metal albums easily

The outro on this one gets me every time:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ul7GepVanu4

>>71810188
>metaru
*Raughs*

>>71806004
Who waits 5 minutes for a donut?

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Im at a Nails show now am i metal yet

>>71810687
Someone who's writing a fake story for 4chan.

>>71810751
>on his phone at the show
LEAVE THE HALL POSEUR

>>71810751
not until you've gotten a concussion in the mosh pit from hardcore dancers

>>71809844
He's right about one thing: top-down is a horrible way to explore a new genre.

>>71810751
No. You will never be one of us.

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>>71810751
>guitarist on right is playing an Electra

Poser faggot must think he's cool. Shit band btw.

>>71806502
I absolutely love "Under Lock and Key" by Dokken. Don't know if thats glam, but Lynch's guitar sound is amazing, and Don's voice is great too. Criminal that those songs aren't played on classic rock radio.

whos the worse /meal/ guitarist in a gud band

>>71811365
Don't know if this counts, but Darken of Graveland isn't a great guitarists at all, but I love some of his older albums.

Who's the most based user of Darkworld.ru and why is it Crucifixation?

>>71811629
lonelygirl is extremely patrician

not even a contest

>>71811668
because deep down, we're all lonely girl

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/meal/ for this feel

What does /metal/ think of Bjorn "Speed" Strid's latest feature?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9A9lHxMtG2E

>>71811872
that's not even shatraug lol

>>71811872
at least Slamophiliac is still in the game

i have black metal accordion and black metal banjo. somebody give me some black metal bagpipes

>>71805294
Neat. Good luck with them essays mate

>>71812271
Close enough:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JgLFdNSwks

>>71812271
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVk3wvcP8TI

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>>71811918

>black metal
>members are always white

Nice meme lads.

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>>71810148

>>71812383
>what is Heretoir?

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>>71812487
>Kent Hagan
holy fucking cringe

>>71812523
nu-male forest rock

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Just heard this for the first time
Holy fuck I've been missing out

What does /metal/ think of this?

>>71812531
thats the metal community for you

>>71812573
its fucking amazing
Invoker and Armor of Ire are the best songs
the way they spell armour bugs me, as a leaf, though

>>71812594
you mean buttrock

>>71812622
They roll harder than you.

>>71812651
underrated

>>71806244
Still life>Blackwater park>Morningrise>My arms, your hearse>Orchid>Ghost reveries>Damnation>Deliverance
(I didn't bother with the prog rock)

>>71811872
link?

>>71812736
>>71810845

>>71806892
iron reagan is based desu

>>71813081
Power Trip > Iron Reagan

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this is a good album

>>71813161
I agree but I like their previous material a lot better

>>71813161
t. nu-male

>>71810757
yuh

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Why is every metal band with "Witch" in their name a doom metal band?

>>71813337
nuh

>>71806857
this

>>71813353
no

>>71813353
Nigga you're booling

>>71813353
Skeletonwitch isn't.

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>>71813108
So fucking true.
PT>MW>IR

>>71810780
T H I S

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>>71810853
Noice reference

>>71810751
FOOOKIN wish I was there mate

>>71809182
This gud stuff broski appreciate it>>71808260

>>71812383
Blasphemy

>>71813353
>Angel Witch
>Stormwitch
>Axewitch
>Hammer Witch
>Hellwitch
>Witch Cross
>Witch Slayer
>Nocturnal Witch
>Witchhammer
>Witchaven
>Witching Hour
Plenty of non-doom witch bands

Gimme death/doom with raw production and bile-filled riffs like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhhtNwQ9bDU

stuff like Hooded Menace isn't nearly oppressive and angry enough

>>71806502
What's the best track and why is it Stagefright?

Hi I need someone for my shitty metal track to contribute metal vocals - preferably black metal sounding. I have lyrics i just need you to sing them. If anyone is interested in helping out hit me up on soundcloud or reply here with a sample of your stuff.

here's the track:
https://soundcloud.com/meridian777/despodent/s-ivekt

>>71813939
>>71814043
fuck off faggot

>>71814079
Can't say I didn't expect this kind of response

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DX1yqI-McD0

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What's some metal that's cheesy, fun, but still heavy?

>>71814043
music is garbage desu
sounds like every other generic atmoshit band out there

>>71814292
municipal waste
iron reagan

>>71814292
Cannibal Corpse can be all that and mindless

>>71814292
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKSrp2YxK6I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjVT0MhSNeo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sY56WUjtdHA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ayt7tTV1zk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZlgBRokTCg

>>71814416
probably yea. im not trying to revolutionize anything, just trying my hand in this kind of music for the first time. A singer would really pull it together, which is why im here.

>>71814292
The Black Dahlia Murder

>>71814497
Devin Townsend's production/mastering used to bother me, but then I became an alcoholic.

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Blasting a bit of a classic tonight. What about you, gents?

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>>71814720
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13d9kJUInE4

metal wins

>>71814763

>>71814720
Hellenic BM best BM

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>>71806345
>Burzum
>Pantera
>Mr. Bungle
>Death
>Emperor
>Gorguts
>Megadeath
>Type O Negative
>Dream Theater
>Sunbather
>Neurosis
>The Sword
>Etc.
>Etc.
>Etc.

What is this autism called and why can it not understand how to formulate patterns and showcase continuity as evidenced by this completely fucking random assortment of metal albums?

It's seriously pissing me off. Like, re.
I mean, Varg fucking killed a guy you fucking douche. Your schizophrenic and inconsistent list is annoying, but I am saving it for when I need a solid week long playlist to fuck your tight little ass night after night making you cum again and again, beebee.

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>>71814833
forgot pic

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>>71814837
>tfw this blatant bait chart has been posted for months and people STILL fall for it

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>>71814720
i'm not listening to anything right now I'm just feeling surly because earlier today I found a tumblr upload of a Molested song off their Stormvold EP that has better audio quality than the .flac I have on my computer

>>71814837
That image is solely posted to piss people off, which it is somehow still doing, as is evident by your post.

Thank you for visiting /metal/ general.

>>71814837
I find that the meme works best with albums the faggot doesn't like. Not necessarily any particular reason for the list. Just, 'I don't like these albums, anyone who does is a nu-male.' Shit like that.

>>71814867
Maybe it's the same deal like with Blod-Draum (shitty remaster)?

>>71814292
GWAR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwhTMVwSMdo
Also Ghoul.

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>>71814497
>High on Fire
>cheesy

kys

>>71814903
>>71814903
>>71814903

>>71814865
aww shit I got, got... lol

>>71814988
It is cheesy. How is it not cheesy?

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>>71810853
They played that, it was great. I ended up getting a toxic holocaust shirt though cause it was cheaper

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>>71814876
...no, thank you

(shit)

>>71814292

Early W.A.S.P.

>>71815011
of course it was cheaper, that trendy band has been passé for the last 7 years and they're merely trying to clear their stock out.

>>71814922
Nice dubs.
And okay, cool.
I think I get it now.

>>71814720
For me, most likely Bathory's best album. it's a perfect blend of the old black metal style, and the later folkier side of things. a happy medium, whereas albums like Twilight and Nordlands are 100% atmosphere and folk. Not a bad thing... but the riffs, man.

New thread
>>71815074

>>71814931
Probably. I have the 2009 remaster. I guess I'll try to get some of the 1997 ones.

>>71815085
No

>>71815039
I'm always behind on trends. I usually just go with what I like. They put on a good show

>>71815144

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>>71814720

>>71813291
cuckoo its a good album

>>71815085
No
>>71815158
This is a better thread surprisingly

>>71815058
All Trüe mealheads know S/T is best

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>>71812487
>Baby""""""""""metal"""""""""""
>they don't even know how to do the metal horns properly