R I F F S edition
OLD >>71781878
>>71795936
first for was Chuck gay?
Post R I F F S
Post album covers that really jogs your noggin.
>>71795944
A SCAVENGER
OF HU MAN SEMEN
Thoughts?
Surprisingly decent
>>71795970
>>71795964
Fairly low quality death metal with a weeaboo gimmick
>Stay woke
Reminder that if putrid pile isnt your husbando you are gay
>>71795993
Nicee Fantano metal
>>71795993
nu-male thrash
>>71795996
Can one man be dying fetus
Yes he can!
>>71795980
Not even Death Metal, just shitty MUH BRUTAL GORE $LAMZ
>>71796012
What's a nu-male?
>>71796020
It's not even slam you dumb nigger, it's just solid deathgrind.
Is Striborg kvlt ?
POONTANG BOOMERANG
>>71796038
It's complete shit so yeah, I guess.
post these
>>71796014
>it's actually real
>>71796049
I don't know what any of these words mean anymore
>>71796083
it's pretty self explanatory though
Anybody want to defile the gates of ishtar with me
Post 'em.
>>71796124
Nice taste, hehe
Entry level black metal and hip hop, sweeeet
>>71796012
>metallum reviews
Will Jari reach 375k?
>>71796178
No.
>>71796083
buzzwords
>>71796124
+aethiest
-cant into pizza thrash or pünkthöne
Reminder that if an album has lower score than 3.50 on RYM it's not worth listening to
>>71796199
Reminder that anyone who uses RYM for anything else than discovering new music should be hanged
>>71796172
T-thank you, anon.
>>71796191
I'd rather listen to the bands Darkthrone is paying homage to.
>>71796199
This is just false.
>>71796217
Yeah the community is cancer
post what yer blasting
>>71796251
I'm digging Pharmakon more and more.
>>71796231
do they have no moderation at all? why are taconiggers allowed to post reviews in their subhuman language?
>>71796124
>>71796265
Their moderation is very strict
And reviews in more languages are allowed
>>71796295
+Horrendous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bM9VQMWcIQg
so fucking comfy, there's no better season than autumn (fuck winter)
>>71796049
>>71796251
SEND HELP I STILL CAN'T STOP LISTENING TO THIS
>>71796049
>>71796539
where's sadistic gratification
>>71796555
>>71796532
wrong quote
>>71796555
metallica osdm phase was underrated
>>71796049
Sup /metal/, what are you blastin' right now?
>>71796532
>>71796439
>>71796539
>>71796591
What's the worst between plebeian and philistines ?
>>71796049
>>71796570
desu now that James is doing some growly shit in live concerts I'd like to see him doing that in an album
brutallica when?
>>71796049
>>71796783
Plebeian is usually the most entry-level, popular and accessible album(s)
Philistine is just shit albums with no redeeming qualities
>>71796598
>>71796598
IT'S
EVERY MAN
FOR
HIMSELF
*DUN DUN DUN*
Beast album desu
>>71797026
And just because an album is plebeian doesn't necessarily mean it's bad.
>>71796173
Tell me about Tom, why does he wear the hat?
I FUCKING LOVE THIS ALBUM.
>>71796539
If you unironically think St. Anger is patrician and that Black/HTSD are philistine, you are beyond saving
Define 'caverncore'
It's glam time!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDveKxl7Ohs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Hu_mq0Uc0M
>>71797589
Portal, Mitochondrion, the list could go on...
>>71797698
So hipster death metal ?
Cold Lake doesn't get the philistine treatment since it's a guilty pleasure for many.
Here's Fenriz moments before being cucked by Apollyon. He then went on to record The cult is alive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_gueZ2t6vE
IT'S OUT, BOYS
>>71796468
DESERT ROSE
WHY DO YOU LIVE ALONE
>>71796012
>The first song on the album is literally called Fuck Political Correctness
Bitch did you even listen to the album?
>>71797868
>nu-male black metal
kysmet
kyuss
>>71797952
still nu-male garbage
When you load your VHS tapes and this Starts playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqMx3h_zKyg
>>71796598
god this album is so boring
>>71797833
>>71797833
>>71797833
>noone escapes the Cuckmaster
>>71798043
Okay meme
Were Euronymous and Varg the Tupac and Biggie of black metal?
>>71797094
>>71798233
never noticed that overlay holy fuck
>>71798168
who this humptydumpty looking nigga
>>71798217
Why would you think it's a good idea to ask the same question than your earlier pathetic thread?
>>71798233
Fucking nu male tier garbage shit "Black Metal"
>>71796598
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAUBq9O_-fE
>>71797978
Good argument faggot.
How often do you buy merch at concerts?
>>71798375
I never go to concerts
Rec some folk metal my guys
This is a solid album:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55be-R-8VbA
>>71798435
If you're into marketing tactics and "muh occult" then yes.
>>71798375
me neither
>>71798469
Fuck does that even mean? Who the hell is "into" marketing tactics? Are marketers even into marketing tactics?
>>71798500
>I also like overpriced demo tapes.
>>71798347
Good Argument Nigger
>>71798417
Fuck your shitty taste in metal.
>>71798576
>>71798562
guys stop
>>71798417
How bout no
>>71798580
T. MC Deafgrip
>>71798596
shit band shit album
>>71798596
>car bomb
Sup IRA
>>71798601
said a 4/4 music fan
>>71798632
playing in 17/3 does not make your music any better
>>71798600
xddd ebin u rekt him hard !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>71798632
FUCK OFF DJ0NT KID
THIS IS A SLAMZ AND R I F F S ZONE
i need to get out of glam but just keep pulling be back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVfbsM-WTRo
>>71798648
it does
>>71798659
no it doesn't
>>71795980
>>71796020
Found the fucking falsies
>>71798676
it does
>glam
>>71798372
>>71798676
Back off faggot, you can't fathom the slightest what he's trying to say...You listen to shit, IRA bomber listens to art.
Fucking autistic dj0nts SLÄMZ faggot.
>>71796009
Kek. So this wat happens wen phamtano reviews a metal album? wew
Omw to see Mayhem in Copenhagen. Anybody who has seen them on the DMDS Tour?
>>71796598
Right now? Cut Up's "Wherever they May Rot." Solid new album for a newish Swedish death metal band.
>>71797240
Have a (you)
>>71798749
Attila was high as fuck last summer and did seem to care about singing that much. Hellhammer's triggered drums sounded like a fart...The guitar players were ok I guess with their shitty sound, but Necrobutcher was as obnoxious as ever. Before Freezing Moon he started shouting "HOW THE FUCK U MOTHERFUCKERS DOIN' TONIGHT?!" which really broke the immersion. And the fuckin' midget had the balls to do a speech about metal unity before De Mysteriis which was cringy as all hell...
Go at your own risk.
>>71797094
>not even square artwork
Holy shit my new favorites
What death or doom/death bands have the heaviest and most crushing sound? Looking for something like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6psXxmJgfE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjaV-3PLXh8
>>71798713
the open strings joke died many years ago and mathcore isn't djent
Any burgers got thoughts on Warped Tour?
Its actually looking prty worth it this year
>Alestorm
>Municipal Waste
>Carnifex
>After the Burial
>Gwar
>Hatebreed
>Emmure
>>71798923
C O F F I N S
O
F
F
I
N
S
more like this
>>71798946
Why the fuck is GWAR continuing without Dave?
>>71798923
Swallow the Sun, Swallowed or Dolorian.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h383LrlrbD8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3SlnJdnZUA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ppsd7IEtbNg
>>71799011
>Swallow the Cum
>>71798923
None, they're all the same shit with A# tuned guitars and riffs that crush you into a 100 year slumber for being that fucking boring.
>>71798992
$$$
anyone from Europe wanna buy this?
it's on some weird full-black cd
near mint (played like twice), 15e
i live in serbia
>>71799031
>Dolorian
>Dolan
>>71799042
t. slam fag
>>71799052
>New one costs 9.95€
I think I'll pass but thanks for the offer.
>>71798923
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcZiJ53k6jk
>>71796598
French Mastodon
their songs don't have very clear structures and feel kind of meandering, and there are no really memorable riffs or vocal phrases
I just find their overall sound quite comfy
>>71799052
no thanks brate
>>71798923
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4K2z5fY_rc
>>71799101
ok, there is more stuff I sell:
https://www.kupindo.com/Clan/rekac/SpisakPredmeta
if anyone is interested we can make a deal
>>71797206
Goatest album
>>71799116
Have you listened to Lazarus? There's definitely some memorable riffs in there.
>>71799101
where did you see that offer?
>>71799052
>IT'S BLACK METAL IT MUST BE RARE!
I bet you bought some second tier bargain bin shit like The Kovenant for 20€.
>>71799155
>pizza thrash
dob geg why'd you buy that shit senpai
>>71799187
no one said it's rare
>>71799191
is sell
>>71799042
Bb is an objectively great tuning
>>71799175
https://www.levykauppax.fi/single/archgoat/heavenly_vulva_christs_last_rites/#442257
>>71799212
not the same issue nigga, this one has different cover and cd
>>71797158
Yes this, why does he do it lads? Never seen him mention it.
>>71796320
Saw em live, was actually dissatisfied. I guess my standards were too high.
>>71798601 >>71798654
Nah phamalam Car Bomb is passable
>>71796199
False
>>71797153
Fucking love this
>>71797206
Meh ass record
>>71798375
Not often. It's always shit most of the time
>>71798417
Who this semen demon?
>>71798749
Nah phamalam ignore this fuck>>71798839, DMDS is pretty good mate. They stepped up the production value and played very well when I saw them, especially Life Eternal.
>>71798960
T H I S
H
I
S
>>71799167
Yes. The opening track is memorable I guess.
YOOOOOOU'RE
MY MOTHEEEEEEER
YOUR BLOOD IS FLOWING IN MY VEEEEEINS
and that groovy triplet rhythm
>>71799234
this is the one I'm selling, check the prices
https://www.discogs.com/Archgoat-Heavenly-Vulva-Christs-Last-Rites/release/5593444
>>71799235
/Blogpost
>>71799277
:^)
>>71799234
>>71799274
The new one has the same music. Same songs, same mix, same mastering, same everything.
I'm stranding alone up front. All my buddies bailed on me, Lol.
>>71799338
That fuckin blows, what show?
>>71799274
Who the fuck even listens to Archdick these days? They made themselves KVLT with one shitty EP in the 90's and suddenly 13 years later everyone was dickriding their mediocre at best comeback...
>>71799349
me (on the left)
>>71799349
The Apocalyptic Triumphator slaps breh fym
>>71799348
Mayhem - DMDS
mayhem is ass
>>71799381
Get ready to be disappointed, faggot.
De Mysteriis Dom Christi >>>>>>>>>> De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas
>hate Show Yourself
>keep listening to it
God damnit what is happening to me
>>71799469
You just like it for the title. Fuck off back to /b/
>tfw forgot to bring earplugs at a concert
>>71799381
Ohhh shit, trust me bro it's not gonna suck. They definitely stepped up their production value this time. Attila actually does a good job
>>71799436
Wrong
>>71799349
>Who the fuck even listens to Archdick these days?
Anyone who isn't a nu-male
>>71799543
spoken like a true nu-male
kys
>>71799427
Not old Mayhem lad
>>71799543
/b/ likes metal more than /metal/ does.
>>71799601
/metal/ is a necessary evil, even if it is quite retarded one while we're at it.
>>71799614
>necessary evil,
>>71799565
you keep proving my point lol
>>71799551
Earplugs are for poooosies
>>71799601
*/b/ likes shitty metal more than /metal/ does.
>>71799693
This general enjoys slam, raw bm, and djent.
This shit heap is no better.
>>71799565
I know your just a trolling faggot, but if you use nu-male for fucking everything you don't like, it'll lose its meaning, and become like everyone using "snowflake" as a generic insult you fucking faggot.
>inb4 t.numale
Go fuck yourself.
>>71799643
I don't follow.
>>71799709
and nu-metal
>>71799693
Metal threads on /b/ generally have good metal and metal discussion. How often do you find that here?
>>71799714
which i find very funny
>metal fans
>>71799774
>spic metal fans
ftfy
>>71799774
>this is someones wifes son
>>71795936
this is the best thrash album of all time. you cannot prove me wrong.
>when you share a general with literal redditors who think Mayhem is good
>>71798375
I buy t-shirts when I
>Like the band enough to have a conversation about it with a stranger
I like wearing metal shirts specifically because you get to meet random people with similar interests on the train or whatever.
>Like the shirt enough that I would consider wearing it without the band logo.
I have to like the artwork enough too. It was fun visiting my friend's 95 y/o grandfather in the old folks home with my Iron Reagan shirt with the picture of Ronald Reagan on it. I got a lot of compliments. My friend's grandfather went on a rant about how much he hates Reagan too, which was funny.
I go to like 3 shows a month, I'd say I end up picking up a shirt once every 20 shows or so.
>>71799824
I can and I will.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUU0WMze1W8
There is no good black metal
>real metal fans
>>71799882
Accurate
>>71799880
japanese Sabbat is much better
>>71799338
that's a big kit
>>71799774
>weasel inocencio
>weasel "innocence"
>that guy
>innocent
>>71799796
>>71799809
>>71799966
>>71797049
>>71799880
That album is garbage
>>71800006
>this trash posts on /mu/
ugh
>>71796049
>>71800029
>Terrible vocals
>Absolutely shit guitar tone
>Weak drumming
>Boring riffs
Yeah it is senpai
>>71800057
>where_do_you_think_we_are.tiff
>>71800064
blue album is guitar god tier
>>71800085
yeah absolutely a nu-male
>>Boring riffs
stick to melodeath
>>71799833
Dark Night of the Soul is the perfect sex music
>>71800000
>>71799999
>>71800124
I'd rather stick to good thrash
>>71800159
it's okay not everybody needs to have good taste
am I the only one who listens to metal in the background while playing video games, not really paying attention to it?
>>71799052
i was always wondering why /meal/ is such a shithole, now that i know it's full of third world wannabe blackies, everything makes a lot more sense
>>71800224
Glad you understand
>>71800251
When playing games I put on music I have already heard so I don't need to pay attention to it
>>71800251
Yes.
>>71800259
it's my duty to help disabled people
>>71800277
Yes, humans tend to help their kin
>>71800270
Yea same
>median age of this thread: 15
Is new Wintersun the Star Citizen of metal?
>>71797589
death metal with a wall of sound production, with reverb on the vocals so it sounds "cavernous" or "abyssal", bands like vassafor, grave upheaval, coscradh, cruciamentum, dead congregation, incantation, malthusian, all that good shit.
>>71799551
never wear them, not even when i've seen sunn o))) a few times
>>71800432
Does Scam Ciizen have saunas?
>>71800006
>>71800252
power metal
>>71799436
wrong
ayy lmoa metal
>>71798375
Always if they got it. Mostly band's albums.
>>71798375
Usually a tshirt, once a sweater, a couple CDs.
I regret not getting patches at all the concerts I've been to now that I'm sorta wanting to get into making a battlejacket for shows.
Weirdest thing I bought was a pair of basketball shorts from a post hardcore band that opened for a local melodeath act
>>71800802
let's see the shorts then lad
>>71798946
I found 5 bands worth seeing so why the hell not
>>71800823
Oh they are long gone. It was We Came as Romans before they got big
>>71798375
>tfw I have only been to 5 metal shows since bands rarely go here
I bought some CDs once
the last good prog metal album
>>71800064
>Hatebreeder
>Their most universally applauded album
>Philistine
CoB is fucking trash anyway, and so is this list.
>>71801030
Follow the Reaper is considered their best by the metal community at large
>>71801046
>the metal community
>>71801158
>>71801203
>is in the metal thread on the quintessential online pseudo-social media website
>>71799709
>>71799736
wew, the unironically post Korn, Dream Theater, etc. You can't be fuckin serious.
>>71799833
>implying early mayhem and deathcrush is bad
wew
>>71799934
This
>>71801252
>wew, the unironically post Korn, Dream Theater, etc.
so does this general
>>71801262
>unironically
Nigga...
Is this the first metal album?
>>71801245
i want to cum on those cheeks
>>71801046
FtR has a few groove sections and chugging nonriffs, not nearly as much as later works but moreso than Hatebreeder. It also contains the track Hate Me. The redeeming feature of CoB is their frantic, "we got drunk and rewatched Amadeus last night" sound, of which Hatebreeder is the best example. SW has its moments but is too fragmented.
These guys are really good thrash. I like their style, the vocalist is quite good how did only just now find out about them, /metal/?
>>71801284
Nah tbqhwyf but still slaps. I wish Santana would've dropped at least one Trad Heavy Meal album with some mean clean solos
>>71801284
Imagine how good KC could have been if they kept going in the direction of that harsh guitar wailing of Schizoid Man while incorporating the other progressive instruments included in the song.
>>71801287
ÜGH! SAME BRAAHH
>>71801320
But they did get better, by making Red.
what's the appeal of this album
>>71801367
It came out early.
>>71801363
I'm not saying their later stuff wasn't good in its own right, I'm just saying they wasted a lot of potential by only ever really doing one song in the vein of Schizoid Man, they could have done so much more with the style.
>>71801367
Bathory/CF worship with sporadic lingering death metal riffs. It's good but my regard for it has waned a bit, while I appreciate SJ and UaFM more.
>>71801252
>wew, the unironically post Korn, Dream Theater, etc.
Sometimes, sure. Everything is open to ridicule there as well, it's just that their threads aren't usually drowned by ironic shitposting. They're more liable to make actual criticisms and recommend bands that they believe do whatever ______ does better.
holy fuck, this is the top tier line-up
Attomica - Disturbing the Noise is goat huethrash
>>71801367
I didn't like it at first when I was a metal pleb too. Just give it a few more listens and it'll click. You'll hear more riffs that you didn't hear at first and it'll become catchier as you recognize the thrash elements of it while you come to appreciate the crushing atmosphere.
if he listened to Meshuggah, would he be a Supreme Djentleman?
>>71801496
Elliot wouldn't waste his time in that garbage
>>71799673
Enjoy the tinnitus.
>>71798923
>he doesn't listen to disembowelment
You are like a little baby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-gRJ-fHDjI
>>71801459
I mean i'm a huge thrash and black metal fan but i never understood why darkthrone were hailed so high
when I listen to their music i feel like i "get" what they were trying to accomplish but it just does nothing for me
>>71800130
Does it give good rhythm for your hand?
>>71801540
What black metal bands do you like?
>>71801367
Its raw sound
>>71801367
How bad it is.
>>71801452
>Borknagar
>>71801676
>you
>>71800064
Hatebreeder is best album. You didn't even include I Worship Chaos, which is fucking great.
>>71801367
One of the staples of black metal genre, good bait.
>>71801735
literally a shite album
>>71801805
Literally?
>>71801817
Yes, the case is made of fossilized shit that was scultped into the album cover.
>>71801564
Actually I hold my hand still and thrust
This is patrician technique
what would happen if I wore this at an Arghoslent show?
HOT BREATH ON YOUR NECK
YOU KNOW THAT YOUR TIME HAS COME
>>71801721
I left off I Worship Chaos because it's their album I've heard the least. It would probably be in patrician, but lowest patrician
>>71801854
You might as well buy an onahole or sex doll at that point
>>71801867
Nazis would be triggered
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFMB5WPWRyU
>>71797240
BEND OVER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKSrp2YxK6I
Convince me that this isn't good.
>>71801867
Probably lynched
>>71801867
Why would you wear a mask at a concert if you're not playing?
>>71801906
this isn't good
check em
>say I listen to metal
>list AOR bands
World of Shit
Why don't people like this album?
>tfw autothrall skipped over this album in his rym black metal guides
>>71802001
TRIBAL VIOLENCE EVRYWHERE
>>71801299
post yfw the riff is demasiado dank
>>71801534
faggit boi
>>71801448
Fuck off back to /b/ faggio
>>71802082
It's possible to have two tabs open.
>>71802053
Yeah, I didn't want to check out the album because it looked like pizza thrash from the cover but it turned out to be some really solid stuff
>>71801867
Do it pham, fucking them /pol/ie bears
>>71802093
Yeah and they other bet is /gif/ - gay thread
>>71802129
Sure.
remynder that yov are a falsye yf yov haven't lystened to these ike-kold albums
>>71802174
which one of these albums would you say has the most esoteric songwriting?
>>71802174
But have you listened to Khold? They're pretty obscure
>>71802198
>tfw you take such a hard shit that you poop out another version of yourself
im a bitch and need some recs. "classics" or you personal favs or whatever.
>>71802243
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r652RqG_pHU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDN5DiNi8Kc&index=7&list=PLvHpVGbVUKKDqfJjpOjmDqS0KiR2arkZo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hqa2vP4PIsc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8kfCibcPKI
>>71802240
MY MAN! Khold is the shit
>>71802243
Why do you have a 2017 album in that chart?
Here's some classics:
Slayer - Show No Mercy
Hellhammer - Apocalyptic Raids
Darkthrone - Under a Funeral Moon
Venom - Black Metal
Possessed - Seven Churches
Carcass - Heartworks
Toxic Holocaust - An Overdose of Evil
Craft - Fuck the Universe
Emperor - Wrath of the Tyrant
Testament - The New Order
Kreator - Endless Pain
Sodom (kek) - In the Sign of Evil
what's the best bolt thrower album, my /meal/ bros
>>71799103
cool stuff, has an akercocke vibe to it
>>71802029
>Black Metal SODOMy
>>71802382
Realm of chaos
>>71802394
Esoteric has existed for longer than Akercocke
>>71802453
Akercocke is the superior band
>>71799052
just sell it on discogs big boy
>>71802243
>>71797206
terrible; listen to vlad tepes and grausamkeit instead my dude