/Ultra/ - Ultra Music Festival 2017

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reposting titties

I miss the old days https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmriasrEwDo&t=4079s

>>71769375
>Deadmau5

Didn't even show up this year. truly he knows this event is shit.

Well, Martin's not bad right now.

>>71769375
HOLY SHIT THE BUILDUP HAS BEEN THE EXACT SAME(not just the same rhythm), he's literally just copied and pasted the buildup across every track? what the fuck

That mix was intense Not bad

>>71769481


Not really a fan of his "Future" stuff.

>>71769444

>Joel will never release his "artist album" because he goes through mood swings, long tours and won't ever finish his studio so he just pushes out his last six months of WIPs

Flume playing? Actually seems to try to incorporate some live elements and vocals at his own shows.

>>71769375
Is the stream crashing for anyone else? It never did this when it was on Twitch last year.

>>71769498
lol

>>71769533
He is not there.

>>71769444
He's about to tour across the United States. I mean, the tickets I bought for the tour are sitting in my desk right now.

>>71769444
Pretty sure he usually goes on a Tweet-storm around this time.

fuck off chads get off my mew

>Major Lazer later

Who wants to bet Diplo shows up and hogs the spotlight?

>>71769533
Flume usually plays Coachella

>>71769533
that would be nice, i actually like flume

>>71769537
it crashed once for me through livestreamer earlier and i went back to youtube; no problems since then

>>71769583
Actually when I saw Major Lazer live it was Jillionaire hogging the spotlight most of the time and Diplo was behind the decks.
But since it's Ultra Diplo will be the centre of attention

>>71769533
You do realize it's fake? Flume is a great producer, but you do realize every drum hit is quantized so he can't fuck up. Yeah he does play synths sometimes, but his newer stuff is a lot more abstract with melodies and chord progressions that he can't even play

>>71769595
Weird. It keeps crashing even on the 480p stream for me. But it's a YouTube live stream at 100,000 simultaneous viewers, so I'm not surprised.

what's the /mu/ discord for this

>>71769568
>Mau5 touring
>Closest location to me is in Camden

Yeah, I'll pass. probably because I have no money for it and Mau5 live probably isn't that great.

Just face it, you'll never be famous.

You aren't special, no matter what your mommy tells you when you finish showing her ur shitty track and she has to lie to stop you from killing yourself.

You will never be a rockstar, you will never pioneer into new genres, you will never get the cars, the money, the women, or the attention.

You will never have young girls getting wet when they are in your mere presence.

But it's not like you had a chance to begin with? Martin Garrix went to an elite school of musicianship and has been producing for over 10 years, and he's only 20. At 18 he was touring the world, fucking bitches and getting money for producing child's play, whilst you fail to produce a musically coherent 4 bar loop.


There are 1000's of producers like this, child prodigies just itching for a chance to show off their amazing work, and you honestly think you stood a chance? No, you don't even have the intellect required to be a producer, so even if you "grind"(cringe) you will get no where and will never finish anything.

By all means, keep feeding money to Native instruments and cymatics, but keep in mind your going to have to work 9-5 for the rest of your life, and probably put in a few extra hours a week to pay back your debts.

>inb4 Martin Garrix is bad.
No, as he gets more pussy than you and i'd prefer to listen to his shit over anything you have the courage to upload and call "music")

>inb4 "I just do it 4 fun xD"
You don't, stop lying to yourself. You secretly want to prove everyone wrong, but think people can't see through your facade.

>>71769624
I saw Major Lazer live

its basically them jumping around and yelling with a bunch of dancers. It wasn't that great musically, but I still had fun dancing in the crowd.

>>71769695
nobody is mad at martin's success

His music is not my thing, but I can understand why people like it. Super poppy.

>>71769695
Really fires my neurons

>>71769695
Nice copy pasta there

>he uses FL

No wonder why his music is shit...

HE'S GONNA DROP ANIMALS

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>>71769695

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>Animals

>Animals

Is it early 2010's again?

Imagine being Martin Garrix he's living the dream at the age of 21.

Gets to travel the world and has his pick of super models and festival sluts while earning millions.

A A A A AA AAA.... PYDRA SNAREA A A A AA AAA.... PYDRA SNAREA A A A AA AAA.... PYDRA SNAREA A A A AA AAA.... PYDRA SNARE

i want to hear the old old mcdonald version

>>71769789
OH BOY IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED

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BASED JOEL

DOOT DOOT DOOOT DOOT DUH DUH DUH DUHD UHDUHDUHDUHUDHDU

FUCKING ANIMALS UHUFHUFHHFHDUHDUHDIHD

>>71769695
I'll battle u 1v1 on traktor

>>71769789
HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK THE MAD MAN ACTUALLY DID IT. SO UNIQUE!!!!

>>71769846
>artist makes popular song
>artist plays their most popular song at a festival

haha wow shocker

>>71769846
>2014

Still relevant though.

>chemical brothers


ayyyyy garrix the goat

that drop after chemical brothers was fucking awful, holy shit

Oh my god... That was horrible

Wtf he's playing Drake

>Rap

This ain't a shitty ghetto club Garrix

>>71769695
whew

>>71769936
MAKE EDM WHITE AGAIN

>How to kill the energy in 1 easy step!
>Step 1: Play a slow ass rap song

please tell me I will get to see the prodigy tomorrow

i threw an open water bottle in a club when i was drunk as fuck at the drop when "animals" played

i got kicked out

martin garrix got me kicked out of a shit club

>>71769969
You got yourself kicked out.

i'm sure these sounds would get a lumberjack erect

>>71769969
Good there's no need for that anon

>>71769969
Fucking good, stop throwing shit like a monkey

>>71769969
Man what if it were a bomb?

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When does Hardwell play?

is martin garrix the most bland top 40 pop edm dj that's still relevant?

>>71770030
hopefully never

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>>71770046
Cool

>>71769969
Natural instinct

>>71770045
Chainsmokers

desu honestly prefer this instead of trap in a club. Atleast you can dance to this. You can't even rinse to trap(unlike dubstep) because of rhythmic variations.

Where do I get the Live Line up for tomorrow?

>Reminder that Ultra would rather stream a hack like David Guetta over a real act like Prodigy or Justice.

>>71769984
u right
>>71769991
i threw a water bottle during a datsik show and people were like "ayyyy"
>>71770008
ok
>>71770015
ded

>>71770099
>Reminder that Ultra is an event designed to earn the most amount of money.

OMG HE'S DROPPING NEW MUSIC WTF IT'S SO DIFFERENT TO ALL HIS OTHER SHIT. WTF

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>>71770069
thanks for reminding me about hardwell's disgusting face

>>71770084
learn how to 2 step desu

I find dubstep too slow to dance to in the club desu, but I normally go to dnb shows. My dancing is 5 minutes of youtube shuffling tutorials + 4 shots of tequila.

>>71770099
>Lets stream one of the most popular DJs in the world over some other act that most people won't know
Really makes you think

>>71770170
>most people won't know the prodigy

Fuck martin garrix is boring
Looped hooks, no significant buildup, just not exciting or inspiring,

>Don't forget the hands up

>>71770178
Doesn't matter, more people know Guetta. He's one of the most marketable DJs.
The people who go to these festivals weren't even born when The Prodigy was formed

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this set-up is pretty cool

above & beyond are playing a 15min set on mainstage, then afrojack has an hour set.

wtf is this festival

>>71770272
TRANCE IS TOO SLOW

>>71770272
wtf why does Afrojack get that timeslot he hasn't been relevant for like 5 years

>>71770268
Dam, that's some Tomorrowland Stage Level there

PUT YOUR FUCKING HANDS IN

>>71770268
That stage is always the best

so many hot slutty whores who I want to see gagging on my cock, jesus christ I wish I had friends to go to these things with.

FUCKING YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR

How were the other sets today? I only basically tuned in from Armin onwards

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>>71770268
best stage

is this nigga really playing radiohead right now?

>>71770353
>Go alone
>Say you're a foreing
>Bang basic bitches
Literally no excuse to not have sex

Hate this song

>>71770181
>EDM
>Inspiring

>>71770404
how does it even work? Isn't it too loud to talk to anyone? How would you actually get a bitch to your hotel in a place like this

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>OH BOY TIME TO SPEED THINGS UP TO END A SET

i hate this shit so fucking much

>>71770268
>>71770392
I've seen that thing live. It's insane.

Is this Will guy drunk?

weird way to end the set

>>71770515

Just off to share some of your drugs with her.

>Martin sneaks out of the interview when ML come in because he clearly couldn't be fucked talking with that faggot

>>71770515
there is always people walking for one place to another between sets

>We got Monstercat just shitting in the corner, fuck those bois

TURN EM UP (x50)

>tfw major lazer's music is only good when it's remixed by another person

>Diplo does all the work while the Rastas stand on the table.

what so not <3<3

Yeah, this is terrible. Cya tomorrow.

Damn, there's a lot of hot basic bitches there

Who the fuck are these dancing monkeys and why are they the headlining act on a fucking electronic music festival?

Woooooow what a terrible transition.

>play a song
>beat is about to drop
>they fucking change it
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU DO THIS??? REEEEEEEE

>2 niggers standing on the table saying random slogans is a "live set"

>3 people on stage
>1 set of DJ decks
Yeah this will be great

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Diplo not letting a track play longer than 30 seconds

>Chat is disabled for this live stream.
Yeah? I wonder why. This is horseshit.

Are you faggots so ignorant about "actually performing electronic music live" that you cant spot a milli vanilli on stage?

>>71769533
>flume
>live
Kek

>>71770781
>This is the attention span of the average EDM listener

Have they even stopped yelling yet?

>>71770781
>The sad state of electronic music

Kek i thought Major Lazer was one black dude i had no idea it had Diplo in it

ONE

Live tweets
>Pedro
>Nico
>Gomez
Do only Brazilians and Mexicans care about this?

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>>71770865

>Canada, Argentina, Colombia, AFRICA
LOL

>Microphone reverb
KEK

>how many of you don't need drugs to have a good time
>let me see those hands in the air

This is an absolute disaster

>>71770915
Yeah, I think everyone thinks that. Although I feel like their first two albums had little of Diplo's influence though.

>>71771020
I imagine this would be shit on drugs with all the stopping and starting.

>>71771020
Drugs are the only way dude bros and sluts can listen to this stuff without sperging out.

Why doesn't Skrillex come to these festivals?

>>71771154
But he does

>build up from one song
>drop from a different song
>hype hype hype

its like they're combining the worst aspects of post-Serato DJ'ing, dancehall, and Skrillex-school electronic music. it's a shame diplo's doing this kind of shit.

>>71771154
he did in 2015 with justin bieber and at least a year or two before that

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JC5GcTLb0b0
they will never play this song with that badass drop again

They should play lean on

>>71771186
i saw them in atlanta at shaky beats and it was fun while I was in the crowd. DJing wise it wasn't that great though. All in all it was a fun show.

>>71771020
I got into dnb/electronic music by going sober while being DD for my friends lol

What the fuck is this drop?

>dram
>play some hard shit
>Work in 2017

diplo pls stahp

>>71771255
I thought that was nasty desu

Wtf are they hosting a strip show now?

>>71771301
they did the exact same thing at shaky beats

they been playing 80% the same set for like 3 years now

what corny jack johnson shit are they playing

>tfw you forget to turn the bitcrusher off when you bring the filter up

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>starts music

>stops playing

>restarts music again

what a fucking shitshow

>>71769695
Look. Martin is only where he is cause of spinnin records. If they had not picked him up he would be nowhere at the moment.

>this is EDM in 2017

Imagine if Flume never existed, we'd be stuck like this forever

>>71770631
pretty much.

Man how the fuck do people like major lazer? They are so fucking annoying, always talking talking talking between songs all the fucking time.

>>71771247
that's the problem I experienced at an event in the valley (los angeles). the songs were floor fillers but the dj was shit to the point where it was distracting even for those on something.

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they stopped mixing altogether

>>71771430
>Imagine if Flume never existed

>A world with no future bass

Man that would be amazing that shit is fucking awful

That Cinema-Get Free mashup is GOAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQs5hDKcBdw

>>71771489
meme future bass like marshmello is fucking awful

flume genuinely makes good music, he sonned his own genre
>>71771459

>Fucking gasolina
this song is a fucking jam i'm not gonna lie

WHERE ARE THE SLUTS POST SLUTS REEE

Remix it at least a little bit, fucks sake

>>71771517
I agree 100%. what kills me is that these guys are so in-tune with the "global bass" aesthetic but they cop out with mainroom music that makes people jump rather than get down. it's hard to explain without sounding like a black uncle hahaha

is diplo deaf

what the fuck was that transition

>>71771597
what transition

>hit play
>hit stop
>hit play again on another track
>repeat

>jauz
>ephwurd
>rock the party
>2017

>Literally plays different parts of 4 songs in the space of a few seconds

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yfw Flux Pavilion - I can't stop starts playing

>>71771659
I Can't Stop the Lynrd Skynrd - Freebird of american electronic music

outside america nobody plays this meme song

Big festivals like these is where artists can go and collect an easy paycheck by performing the bare minimum and not put any effort into a set.