W-who's the most Chad/alpha musician? I'll start

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>>71758745

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For standing up against sexism and transphobia.

Imagine Dragons

Chads listen to music to get laid/pumped. I'd say if you were to choose you'd have to pull from country musicians and rappers. Music that gets anywhere away from easy listening for high estrogen females is innately cuck because it isn't leading Chad to his kill.

>>71758767
who dis

>>71758834
me

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>>71758767

>>71758840
goku

>>71758840
are you cool with the metallica guys after all these years?

>>71758871
kek

>>71758745
how is homme a chad?

>>71758817
this is true

toby keith confirmed for most chad artist

>>71758942
are southern girls really that wild?

>>71758935
How is he not

>>71759008
that doesn't answer my question

>>71758745
Me

>>71759051
that doesn't answer MY question

Chads are honestly kind of boring.

>>71759051
>>71759152
I'll answer..

He's a talented musician. Musicians are betas who use music to make up for their lack of athletic prowess/business prowess. He has a decent jaw line and is within the upper caste of males, but he's not a Chad. A full Chad would be a professional athlete/business man.

>>71759212
I just wanna hug mark, I bet he gives great hugs too. I love his drunk dad at karaoke bar demeanor that he portrays during concerts.

>>71759212
Not sure if he's a Chad, but I wouldn't mess with him

>>71759208
Chads tolerate beta males as musicians because they moisten the pussies of the women with their tunes while Chad swoops off with them at the beta's show. The beta gets attention and scrap pussy while Chad makes off with the goods.

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Anselmo

>>71759380
nu-male

>>71759179
they're just another narcissistic/self-obsessed pretty bois

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post introvert chads

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>>71758745
literally Chad

>>71759380
he's too mentally unstable
he's a just fuck my shit up-male

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Chris Cornell without a doubt

>>71759657
>introvert
>chad

Choose one

>>71759726
don't bully phil like that :(

LOLll

>>71759794
Does a Chad get bullied?

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>>71759212
I watched the film Almost Famous

In the comfort of my Ohioan hotel
On the 27th floor overlooking an oil well

Caroline was in the bathroom puking 'cause of last night's spit roast, but all I could think about was the number 27
And all my favorite musicians who died at that age and are in heaven
Jimmy Page, John Lennon... got damn what are the odds

Hold on, Caroline needs me to hold her hair back, I'll finish this song later

Kurt Cobain was a nega-chad. He had the ability to be a chad but rejected it

Alphas is a dif category

Eazy E was alpha

Robert Plant was probably pretty alpha

Jim Morrison

>>71758745
Phil Anselmo

>>71759684
This

>>71760123
Kurt was too scrawny for Chad status. He was also very bad at sports. He couldn't have been one if he wanted. He had to walk the path of the beta and become an entertaining clown. When alphas started liking his music he started complaining.

>>71760123
>5'7
>ability to be Chad

lol

5'11" is the cutoff

>>71759008
I dunno because he grew up a greasy dork and generally got into fights with the chads of his hometown?

I'd say that's a start. Now you offer something.

Robert Pollard
Dean Ween

Former jocks turned musicians

All this Chad/Stacey/Alpha/Beta shit is fucking funny

You know it's all self-pitying cult shit right?

>>71760341
I just like teasing these guys. Non of the people posted follow the criteria of a Chad by their rules.

>>71759602
>they're just another narcissistic/self-obsessed pretty bois
It's not really that, it's that what defines Chads is that they're not interesting and are generic macho types.

A guy who is smart and alpha, and charismatic is pretty different from a Chad, because he's not boring.

>>71760288
this, I just want to come off as cool as him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0NpSq2DTIA

>>71759380
He's intimidating

>>71760429
NOW I NEED SOME AXE BODY SPRAYYYYYYYYYYYY
is rivers secrety a fuckboi

>>71760123
>Kurt Cobain was a nega-chad. He had the ability to be a chad but rejected it
Kurt wasn't a chad, he was an alpha. He was the band and ran the show despite Krist and Dave being bigger than him.

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Henry seems to have the worst parts of being a chad with the worst parts of being a beta

>>71762154
Rollins is just insufferable, all around.

Dennis Wilson.

>>71760429
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yk0_i8u_bgs

lol remember this

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The drummer from the Red Hot Chili Peppers

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>>71758745
Nick Olivieri is much bigger Chad than Josh

Brad Pasley is a Chad

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Korn's ex-drummer, David Silveira

Used to be a model for Calvin Klein