How do I get a qt shoegaze girlfriend?

Stop being such a faggot posting about wanting a girlfriend on 4chan

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They don't exist.

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Become a gay

get a life

>find local underground venue
>start haning out, get mildly alcoholic in the process
>maybe start volunteering at said venue
>actually get to know people that also hang at said venue
>be mildly attractive or charming

>>71737130
>>be mildly attractive or charming
Y-you too

>>71737082
Make one. Get someone into shoegaze

>>71737141
If you're not conventionally attractive, work on not being a pretentious dick and being able to hold a conversation.
Also, ugly girls have libidos too.

>>71737130
Tfw no cool local underground venue around here. Serves me right for living on an african island.

>>71737162
>implying I know girls
>implying I know anyone

>>71737192
DIY

>>71737165
>being able to hold a conversation.
How do I do that?

>>71737213
that's where the alcohol comes in.
there's a reason they call it liquid courage.
don't talk about yourself.
find out what they like to talk about, and try to seem interested.
if you still struggle to find the courage, talk to girls you're not attacted to first.

or use rohypnol and feed them eggs when they wake up, see if i care, i already have a wife.

>>71737668
>and feed them eggs when they wake up
Never change.

>>71737668
>>71737213
Or take MDMA, I find that gets the conversation flowing much better

I played Loveless for my girlfriend and she legitimately liked it so step one would be actually talking to a girl

Go to shows and talk to people

>>71737082
Time travel back to the late 80s. They don't exist anymore.

>>71737130
> don't be unattractive
> be a attractive