our boy edition
>>71720493
iron reagan desusenpai
>>71729555
2nd for RIFFS
Supporting metal bands is a meme, that's how we get bands like In Flames and Metallica.
it's bon jovi time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gm62B1u8Cxc
can we all agree that melodeath isn't actually metal?
>mfw someone says Nu-Death is buttmetal
first for flac's a clueless man's monkey's audio
>>71729601
that's true
>>71729615
FLAC is literally a pure MP3 faggot
>>71729601
stfu fool
most metal acts are undersupported
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3epnOR7nklM
R I F F S
I
F
F
S
>>71729615
>tfw only autists use FLAC because normal people fill their phone and harddrive with pictures of friends and family and videos of them at parties, and text messages, and apps like snapchat to have twenty gigs taken up by one album.
>tfw FLAC tards have no social life so they fill the void with gigabytes worth of sound waves
kek
>>71729662
That's why he's the cuckmaster. To obtain that title you have to be trained in stealth fucking
Jorgen "Goat Destroyer" Sporgen Porgen is literally /ourguy/
>>71729642
Most metal acts also have jobs because they aren't retards that think their progressive underground blackened bear metal will become a worldwide hit
>>71729701
This
Björgen "Goat Destroyer" Stridgen
>>71729702
>will become a worldwide hit
it's not about having a worldwide hit, it's about a support of several thousand people, idiot
Not a single quality post ITT
>>71729773
>Hey look 500 people bought my bandcamp album
>I can finally buy that pack of gum I've been eyeing for years
Unless you are signed at Nuclear Blast you literally don't make money playing metal and everyone knows it. The thing is most metal players care more about just making music so they still do it whether they make money or not
>>71729773
this
>tfw no blackened Motorslams with Jorgen "Goat Destroyer" Sporgen Porgen vokillz
>>71729702
>>71729615
wew pham
>>71729682
projecting this hard
>>71729847
Stop making my post a meme, it wasn't that funny you dip
>>71729837
underrated post
>>71729686
faaxxx bruh
>>71729861
It was the funniest fucking thing to come out of /meal/ for months. Not shut the fuck up and become a meme already.
Sodom
>>71729885
Fag
>>71729837
True but not true phamalam
>>71729893
>sodom
What's the point in this general after Jorgen "Goat Destroyer" Sporgen Porgen released his EP? In fact, what's the point of metal after that? Why do people still play music if humanity will literally never top that?
>>71729764
stop trying to LARP some black metal knowledge and give us a name already
if it's who i think it is, pic is very related
>>71729932
Unfortunately, only the wolves that live in Jorgen's cave and the half-deaf hermit the next mountain over have actually heard Jorgen's work. That's why.
If Jorgen wasn't so fucking TRVE and actually put out more than a limited edition of one cassette tape, the metal world with implode in on itself within hours.
>>71729919
That's not nice
http://www.metal-archives.com/artists/Goat_Destroyer/23917
>>71729555
Reminder that Gene Hoglan is officially our boy now
>>71729996
>Blood Reaping
>Ex-Inferiis
>Genocide
>Hell Execution
>Morbosidad
>Raped God 666
>fucking Hell Execution
holy shit
>>71730014
Jorgen wasn't in the hunger games, he would've won if he entered
lol i just realized i have 12gb of metal (downloaded by ares, of course)
>>71729996
Proof that Jorgen is a copycat falsie
>>71730059
Jorgen was first though, he's so trve he's not even on metal archives
>>71730059
stop talking shit about Jorgen
You guys are less funny than 9gag
>>71730117
t. numale
Stop forcing shit memes
>/metal/ is so starved for content that they latched onto my half baked black metal joke
>mfw i break into the closed shell system of a Russian numbers station just outside the borders of Lithuania and finally discover a ten-second MIDI file of Jorgen "Goat Destroyer" Smorgen Porgen's music recorded and transcoded by a bored Russian spy
>Listening to black metal in FLAC
>>71730294
I legit once downloaded a fucking black metal album in FLAC and the first sound on the album was someone taking a cassette out of a case and putting it in a tape deck.
I almost lost my shit.
>>71730276
>MIDI
100% fake, Jorgen doesn't own a computer
>>71730437
>recorded and transcoded by a bored Russian spy
His story is consistent. Upload it pls
>>71730437
No, that was the point. The spy picked up Jorgen jamming and notated it as MIDI.
PIRATE BAY IS DOWN
what did he mean by this?
>>71730050
nah phamalam
>>71730516
He has autism.
What do my fellow fagz think of Death Worship - Extermination Mass?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuB-465qO3U
>>71730516
Anyone have that video on origins of rap music where he said Rap still sucks though?
Make way for the future of deathcore bois
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOGlm646WAY
>>71730939
>>71730945
It's good
>>71730988
were the vocals recorded through a wet towel what the fuck
>>71730945
Decent war metal
Rare recording of one of Jorgen "Goat Destroyer" Sporgen Porgen's warmup sessions
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SkEdG9yseh
>no more safe space
What do they mean by this, /meal/?
@71731143
fuck off, unfunny faggot
/metal/, vote for Paranoid on the following poll http://www.strawpoll.me/12584519 to break the tie
As you already know, /mu/ is full of nu-males so this is one of the few metal albums still in competition
In case you are wondering, see >>71730739
>>71731189
>closest date to me is Dallas/Fort Worth
every fucking time
https://youtu.be/XIMaUg_YH7E
>can't find this anywhere
>
>
>anyone know how rip good audio from youtube?
>>71731197
who cares, that's a retarded thread
>>71729837
>these dumb as fuck exaggerations
just stop
JUST FOR A MOOOOOMMMEEENNNNTTTTTTT
Name one good metal song that ever made it to the Billboard Top 100.
>>71731325
great album but fuck Coma II
>>71731325
looks nu-male
>>71731143
This is literally "Forsaken Vulture" 2.0 kys meme forcer
>>71731300
So /metal/ doesn't give a fuck about the rest of /mu/? I'm glad to hear that
>>71731327
One is a legitimately good song despite how overplayed and commercialized it is
>>71730515
>yfw piratebay is down, rutracker is down, dark-world is down
>>71731327
pantera - walk
>>71731340
what, you don't like the same riff repeated constantly for 20 minutes?
I'm pretty sure its not even included on the vinyl version.
Not sure if you guys will be interested but
>>71730761
>>71731420
Nobody cares go back to your containment board
>>/mu/
>>71731438
lel
>>71731522
What a faggot, we should fucking kill this false pleb
Post good DSBM.
>inb4 "good"
>>71731189
>oakland again
It's gonna get shut down again lei
Is revenge and shining worth seeing live?
I love thrash, but don't know much besides Megadeth and Slayer. Metallica isn't thrash.
What's some good thrash and where should I start looking to get into it more?
>>71731758
>revenge
no
>shining
yes
>>71731862
>shining
>yes
maybe if you want to see Niklas Kvaforth's on stage retardation.
>>71731856
>I love thrash, but don't know much besides Megadeth and Slayer
>>71731856
Metallica literally is thrash what are you smoking
>>71731896
>quotes shit for no reason and doesn't actually answer the post
>>71731910
Metallica is straight garbage and has been for almost 30 years. They haven't been thrash since the 80s. It's 2017 now
>>71731862
>>71731891
I'll probably go because it's only 20 bucks and I think watching Kvaforth's retardation will be fun.
>>71731856
>where should I start looking to get into it more
In the thrash bin HAHAHAHA I literally made that one up on the spot
Fucking. Kill. Me.
>Kreator
>Testament
>Exodus
>Overkill
>Destruction
>Death Angel
>Forbidden
>Morbid Saint
>Sadus
>Coroner
>Toxik
>Watchtower
>Vektor - Terminal Redux
>>71731856
>>71731981
>a section for brutal thrash and no Morbid Saint in it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14btYfUBpoI
>>71731951
Don't be surprised if he throws syringes at you.
>>71732063
Lol he still does that shit?
>>71732063
lol I thought he only cut himself. i'm waiting for the day he kills himself on stage
>>71730988
just saw them last weekend, vocalist is a chill guy
>>71732095
not trve dsbm until he does
>>71730988
Fucking hell, that video is like some goth shit but not the cool kind of goth, more like soap opera sappy melodrama with amateur screen direction
>>71731856
listen to some kreator and enjoy them chugs
>>71730988
Lol are deathcore bros trying to sound like CoF now?
>>71731941
> What is Black Album
> What is Death Magnetic
> What is Hardwired
@71732216
you don't even deserve a (you) for coming up with that lazy bait
I want a nice meal vinyl I can show off but all the classics' artwork is cringy gore/edgy 12 year old shit
Give me good artwork, pic related is the best I could find smfh
>>71732404
>complaining metal art is edgy
are you sure this is the genre for you
>>71732404
You're a poser.
>>71732240
And here we have the average manchild who gets upset at people he does not agree with
>>71732404
S U N
B A T
H E R
>>71732404
t. falsie
>>71732216
Is this bait?
I don't post in /metal/ hardly at all, so I don't know if this is some inside joke meme or if this anon is being serious
@71732476
so you're actually retarded then
>>71732404
dissection, burzum
>>71731891
it's a guy from lifelover, not shining
kvarforth doesnt cut himself on stage
FALSE LEAVE THE HALL
>>71729611
I like amon amarth though.
>>71732812
t. falsie
>>71732456
If I were a poser I'd display the shitty gore artwork in an attempt to look cool 2bh, but thankfully I know it's shit and noone appreciates it. I dont need to like the artwork, add 666 to my online usernames or unironically dress like halford does on stage to appreciate the music
>>71732485
Album isnt that great 2bh
>>71732554
>>71732532
Oh yeah I'm retarded for being able to formulate my own fucking thoughts
>>71732938
none of those albums are thrash, you fucking mongoloid
>>71732404
>>71733033
The Black album, DM, and HTSD are thrash.
Why do I even bother replying to people with Downs
>>71733201
fuck off, tard
>>71731910
I think you accidentally added an extra H there.
>Metallica literally is trash
There, I fixed it for you.
>>71729636
especially when played in wmp
>>71731856
You have to eat your pizza son
>>71729702
This, unless you are fucking Steve Vai or something, you didn't spend much time learning to play, and your songs are no different than what 1000 other bands are playing. It doesn't take 40 hours a week to make metal, and your tours don't make any money anyway. You aren't fucking Mozart.
>>71732216
Those are all dad rock you flaming cocksucker. Kill em all and ride the lightning is all you need from metallica
>>71733300
What the fuck is this shit?
A bunch of random obscure bands that literally no one has heard of with shitty cartoon covers
>>71732216
9/10
>>71733378
those covers are above average looking for metal 2bh
>>71732404
Blood Fire Death obviously
>>71731856
well blackened thrash, but its the only thrash infograph I have
>>71733378
>not even having heard of DRI
Do you live under a fucking rock dude? It's crossover thrash. Sorry you hate fun my man
>>71733444
Not the anon your replying to but thanks fammstein, been looking for my blackened thrash bands
>>71733482
That Destroyer 666 album is the shit man.
>>71731189
Why is there no revenge in vancouver that's fucking bullshit
>>71733444
>no S.O.L.
Aren't they Black/Thrash?
What is some blackened thrash that still keeps the tremolo picked riff focus of black metal but has the punky drums and bass of thrash?
>>71730323
kek
>>71733607
Craft sort of does that, but their tremolo pick stuff usually isn't that great. But great black n roll.
>>71733589
I didn't make the chart, just saved if from another thread.
>>71732777
they both mutilate themselves on stage
>>71733678
What album is their best?
>>71733699
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUXbNrsDWxM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=six47aDtptg
All of them have a few good songs and a some meh. Idk, listen to a few.
Anyone going to the Kreator tour?
>>71733714
Sounded pretty good, thanks brah
>>71733831
sure am
where are you seeing them my dude?
>>71733874
sf date senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZBJC1zlzfE
>When you have final fantasy music in your meal album.
Where can I find more desu
Is Katatonia still worth seeing?
R8 the last album you listened to
>mfw all the best war metal bands are from my town
feelsgoodman.jpg
Can someone give me something similar to Morbid Saint but with a blackened vibe? I been looking for something with the same ear pounding assault as morbid saint but maybe with something to spice it up.
>>71733573
Revenge is a mediocre war metal band anyway. Listen to Antichrist.
>>71731189
Is that supposed to be a refernece to that infamous blog post that was made in response to Shining's last US tour?
>>71734464
I got you famalam https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4U58mYF0zOo
Immortal's Sons Of Northern Darkness was quite underwhelming.
>>71732404
what are you talking about? albums like Blessed Are the Sick, Transilvanian Hunger, Scream Blody Gore have perfectly great artwork.. is this bait?
Wow this album sucks. Jamming now on Andromeda and so far there hasn't been a single memorable riff or some cool proge part. Well I guess Andromeda is alright and that solo from Roots Remain caught my ear.
Pretty disappointed at this point
>>71734685
Listening to it as well. It's very good.
>>71734685
What do you expect from Mastodon at this point? They haven't made a record worth your while in a couple of years now.
>>71734730
I don't know but not this? I liked Once more round the sun, it had it's bright moments, but this album is JUST
Finished it now and can only name 3 memorable moments on the entire album and even these moments are pretty weak compared to their earlier stuff.
Well fuck me gotta jam it a few more times maybe I'm just an idiot
>>71734730
>couple of years
15 years. Their first, last and only good album is Remission.
>>71734858
tuff post babe. you sure sound like a Serious Metalhead™ with that opinion
>>71734858
But anon, remission is pure shit and is the worst Mastodon album by a mile. Even OMRTS is better. Everybody with a bit of taste knows that
>>71734912
a metalhead wouldn't bother listening to nu-malestodon lol
time is a human construct
>>71734999
somewhere far beyond is a p good album
>>71734912
t. nu-male
>>71734987
t. nu-male
>>71735064
Yes but imaginations from the other side is better by like a lot
guys i need some boss-hm2 death metal like Gatecreeper or Vallenfyre, preferably with some groove and/or hardcore influence
>>71735108
obese basement dweller
>>71735168
t. nu-male
>>71735185
>>71731856
Check out gammacide, epidemic, hellwitch, rigor mortis, nylithia, Master, Protector, Solstice, Speedböozer, Aspid (ru)
>>71735219
what the fuck is that thing
>>71735114
They're pretty even but I prefer hansis work on sfb, his voice sounds a bit better for me and has better bass lines
>>71731856
Check out skull fist man
>>71735397
band name is >skull fist
jesus christ
whats the essential bathory?
listened to blood fire death and liked it
>>71735577
all of it
>>71735577
Listen to Blood On Ice nigga
>>71735577
>tfw I never liked Bathory but love 90% of black metal
am I a false?
>>71735431
Shut ur pie hole, Wang chung
wtf i love slayer now
>>71733502
Im looking to get into them, what are their best albums?
>>71734988
Im not a big fan of mastodon either, but most people that unironically call themselves metalheads are either hipsters, unironic cuckolds, a few days away from being homeless or a few years underage. Ever since i stopped lurking youtube comments sections and went to the big boy metal forums the word metalhead is rarely used.
>>71736167
Hell Awaits for fans
Reign In Blood for the general population
Seasons In the Abyss for a good introduction
>>71733691
Isn't cutting yourself a chick thing though?
Man's pain threshold is a lot higher, you probably don't feel shit when you scratch yourself with a blade.
>>71736167
Phoenix Rising is my favorite
>>71736290
Awesome, thanks
a song with riffs but no hooks is like a girl with a big ass and no tits
>>71733906
Yes
If you like depressive alternative rock
>>71736349
>a girl with a big ass and no tits
>implying there's anything wrong with that
>>71736575
t. Monkey
>>71736589
whiter than you senpai
>>71736601
Sure Tyrone
>fast or high bpm doom
>doom without clean vocals
>>71735126
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VO-Gjp2DdX0
>>71736687
>mid pace doom from the early 80s
fenris
WE ARE
>>71736806
THEY WHOM THE GODS
DE
TEST
>>71736687
Don't bully dISEMBOWELMENT please.
Glam ain't a meme bros
is there a chart for the current new wave of trad metal
>>71736270
outside of the norwegian bm scene i haven't seen many men who cut themselves
>really makes ya think
>>71736831
death doom is s h i t unless it's slow and soul crushingly heavy like moondark or disma
i like light metal gimmie some light metal recs
>>71736910
>>71736905
Death doom is the only good form of atmoshit
FUCK i love snorting METH and CUTTING myself and listening to IMMORTAL
Daily reminder that one listen of Deceased a day keeps the black shadows on the wall away.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qko0hQqoTPU
>>71737178
edgar alan poe metalcore?
someone finish my chart for me i'm too lazy
>>71737217
>calling Deceased metalcore
Is there a sentence more false than this? Have you even listened to it?
>>71737229
>gorcuck
>>71737229
Needs Adramelech and Anata senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Xl6qhiHvsY
>>71737100
o hai Apollyon
>>71730515
>>71731358
metal-tracker, newcomers
Thoughts on this madman ?
>>71737468
he invented extreme metal on a bet with L Ron Hubbard
>>71737468
why is he wearing a du-rag?
>>71737468
Cold lake wasn't that bad for blackened glam
>>71737494
he's got the hulk hogan baldness
>>71737505
he looks like a goth cholo
>>71737487
>Hubbard
How are they even remotely related ?
>>71737529
their knowledge of the cosmic planes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3C86ZCCfOOE
>>71737536
Where did you read that ? I haven't seen/read so much about the guy but I'm sure he told numerous time that HR Giger's Necronomicon was his biggest inspiration at the time.
>>71737580
Posts like this is why I visit /metal/. Thanks anon.
>>71737468
UGH
>>71737616
This is actually my phone notification sound, timelessly good.
>>71737611
Related artists:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HrGEZTF6dQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SscPG7qNymE
>>71731563
man i really hate this faggot shit
The KoRn riff in Nostalgia though
POST
DANK
SPURDO
EDITS
Is Sabbat the most true band?
>>71737630
post it, i need a new notification sound.
>>71737810
>>71737810
>>71737844
>>71737844
beautiful
>>71737810
.
>>71737844
toot :DD
>>71737860
majesdig birbs 8>>>>
>>71737860
this thread's finally getting good
>>71737875
>>71737881
>>71737882
>>71737898
these suck
>tfw no Boogie Doom/Sludge
>>71737912
no they don't
>>71737917
these sugg :D
>>71737838
mega(dot)nz/#!uwhFwZrQ!9PVWlRQE3h_5NUMEne0VSNXXgvDOz6xBJhBh42xBuyY
In your opinion what is the most spiritual successor to this album?
>>71737942
Paranoid, ,probably,
>>71737942
Rate my fresh OC
>>71737942
>This album was recorded in October 1969
tfw we're in the 6th decade of metal
>>71737942
>>71737963
>>71737963
ebin/benis
>>71737963
i don't like it/kys
>>71738119
rude
>>71738119
t. gave money to jari
>all this spurdo itt
where's preacher when you need him
>feat. Bjorn "Speed" Strid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JToNqBY0s-U
Override of the Overture is pop music
>>71738276
Kek wtf is this AOR shit
>>71738276
lmfao
was nuclear blast EVER good?
>>71738582
Yes they released some good classic albums by Meshuggah or Dissection
>>71738602
>good classic albums
>by Meshuggah
those words together don't make sense
I need recommends for speed/power metal
>>71738622
>most influential band of the last 20 years
More like this
>>71738723
wtf is wrong with you you meme loving fuck
>>71738723
Don't
>>71738715
>>71738778
>3 inches of blood
>essential
loooool, stopped reading there
>>71738732
Slayer sucks
>>71738778
Thank you friend
Post bands that make you cringe
>>71738872
>>71738872
Like 85% of what /metal/ recommends to be honest
>>71738872
t. nu-male
>>71738872
first maiden album is great. everything they did after that goes from arena rock-like mindless fun to plain shit.
>>71738821
kys
>>71738899
(You)
>>71738899
t. nu-male
>>71738899
Its all shite. How did they even get big? There were so many band magnitudes better than them
>>71738872
>>71738974
kys
>>71738888
DELET THIS
>>71738974
word
>>71738974
Literally the best melodeath band
>inb4 melodeath sux
>>71739015
melodeath sux
>>71738974
>Insuckmnumalememeum
>>71739015
that's not Be'lakor
>>71739051
>Be'labore
New thread
>>71739055
>>71739015
>>71739051
neither of those are kalmah
>>71739158
>bootleg Bodom
>>71738602
>defecation
>righteous pigs
>amorphis
>dismember
>brutality
>disharmonic orchestra
>pungent stench
>winter
>master
>benediction
>bolt thrower
>monstrosity
>sinister
>suffocation (euro release)
>disembowelment (euro release)
early nuclear blast was legendary my dude nigga man
>>71732404
>>71732937
wow what a nu-male
>>71738821
This guy gets it.
>>71731325
Hnnng
On an unrelated note, I've been listening to this absolute gem, pic related