Grimes

how you rater her looks? 10/10 for me

who?

>>71726518
She's shit and Grimesfag are the worst thing to happen to this board.

>>71726608
why?

I have a friend who went to high school with her. Apparently she was a real manipulative bitch

Artangels was okay, haven't listened to anything else by her

>>71726619
Because they fill this board with their dumb waifufaggotry. At least KPop can keep it to one thread, even if I want that to be banned too.

Keep it /mu/ related.
Her favorite track is Kill v. Maim, yours is _________, fill in the blank. Mine is Be a Body, Belly of the Beat, tied.

>>71726592
my future wife Claire Bushae

>>71726630
but not every grimes poster is a waifufag, and kpopfags never discuss music, so this comparison is not relevant

>>71726518
she truly is the Marina of this generation

>>71726676
That doesn't explain why every one of her threads turn into waifufaggotry
>>71726707
They don't actually talk about her music

>>71726518
is that a nipple i see?

>>71726737
>That doesn't explain why every one of her threads turn into waifufaggotry
because there are some waifufags who don't even care about music? yet again, not every grimes poster is a waifufag

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>>71726707

It's just that good, not to mention, I never heard Grimes before everyone around here got their panties in a bunch, so I had to find out. TheN, MIND BLOWN.
SO, it's all the shitposters fault I even gave it a listen, thanks fags!

>>71726772
You completely missed the point
It doesn't matter if two of you actually want to discuss her music, it gets drowned out by the waifufags

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>>71726707
Because those four albums are the best electronic masterpieces ever made.

>>71726836
Grimes is an amazing musician, but her art is much more than just a music, so that's understandable.
Also artist discussion is allowed by rules.

>>71726608
>>71726836
lots of other threads also get drowned by waifufags/husbandofags, but you care only about grimes threads

>>71726738
good catch ;)

>>71726651
Genesis is the best song

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>>71726518
Grimes is the artist of this decade.
>>71726629
Maybe you should check her older work. It's definitelly different than Art Angels. Try Visions next.

>>71726737
>They don't actually talk about her music
not true btw

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>>71726518
Seems like the definition of flanderization in music.

Was watching her perform songs from Visions live, and she seemed totally focused, managing all of the equipment, constantly tweaking everything and actually singing. You could tell she created it.

Been searching for newer performances and she literally just hits a button in all of them then jumps around on stage kicking her leg up in the air about five hundred times while singing off-key.

Talk about fame corruption.

>>71726838
christ.

>>71726898
Discussing the artist I'm fine with
Threads with nothing but 'i want to fuck grimes' is retarded
>>71726914
They can fuck off too, but they're nowhere near as prominent as Grimes threads
>>71726963
Yes true btw

>>71726838
see this is what I mean you guys are fucking RIDICULOUS

>>71726608
>always posting in threads about an artist you dislike
>being this pathetic

>>71727026
>Threads with nothing but 'i want to fuck grimes' is retarded
There are no such threads. Also Grimes is not for sexual.

>>71727026
>Yes true btw
are you blind or retarded? or both?

>>71727048
You would know that it's true if you listened to her music.

>>71727082
I have listened to her FUCKING MUSIC YOU CUNT
AND I ENJOY IT
BUT YOU GUYS TAKE THIS TO THE FUCKING EXTREME

>>71727056
I don't
Even then, what's the issue with that. Don't want people breaking your circlejerk?
>>71727057
Tell that to your brethren
>>71727069
Neither, thank you very much

>>71726621
A friendly advice: stop lying, mofo.

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>>71726980
Fame has nothing to do with it. Jumping on stage helps her to deal with panic attacks.

oh...

>>71727107
>BUT YOU GUYS TAKE THIS TO THE FUCKING EXTREME
what do you mean?

>>71727130
A friendly advice: learn how to speak english you autistic twat. i can't believe you're still posting here.

>>71726707
>implying people discuss only her
>implying there are always the same people involved in discussion
>stop talking about an artist i hate
A friendly advice: filter these threads and get the fuck out of here, autist. Now.

>>71727155
You all act as if her music is brilliant because you want to pound her pussy. Her music is good, some of it is very good (referring to Halfaxa), but it is NOT amazing and it is NOT some fantastic innovation in the music scene. She's not doing anything that is new, if you know about the history of electronic music even slightly you would know that a lot of what she does has been done before. I'm not saying it's derivative, but it's certainly not pushing any fucking boundaries.

>>71727144
how many more years i wonder

>>71727164
That's English. Learn how to write in English, retard. All lowercase is not proper English.

>>71727227
>because you want to pound her pussy
that's just your assumption based on some retarded posts that you saw here

>but it is NOT amazing and it is NOT some fantastic innovation in the music scene
that's just your (objectively wrong) opinion

>She's not doing anything that is new
yet she sounds like no other and has unique and constantly evolving style

>>71726651
Be a Body ftw

>>71727227
>but it is NOT amazing and it is NOT some fantastic innovation in the music scene.
(You) * 1000

>>71727227
post a similar song to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oqxz6hpGbs if you pretend she's nothing special

>go to see Grimes live
>stand at the front because I like that
>crew guy comes up to me and tells me Claire wants to meet me
>he takes me backstage
>Grimes is there
>she tells me to sit down
>sits on my lap
>she obviously hasn't brushed her teeth or otherwise bathed recently
>the stench is unbelievable
>she forces her lips on mine
>I start puking
>puke all over Grimes
>she looks at me in disbelief
>suddenly she starts giggling autistically
>"ooooh, how did you know I was into that?"
>Grimes sticks her finger down her throat and pukes all over my crotch
>"yippee, again!" She screams
>she pukes once more
>I do not completely understand what is going on, but I know it's time for me to leave
>I run to the door
>she chases me
>"stay stay I want to play play! stay stay I want to play play!"
>she grabs me around the waist and starts kissing my body
>my torso is covered in lipstick kisses; not of roses but of puke
>manage to lose Claire after I throw her into a wall
>make a run for the exit
>manage to make it outside
>stand there catching my breath
>notice a member of Grimes' entourage staring at me
>she smiles and speaks
>"Ah, she gave you the old Grime Grime I see!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KsQOde_bIw

>>71726838
These 4 albums are stunning.

>>71726518
Claire's struggle with tinnitus is really inspiring to me.

>>71726706
They're from the same generation.

shes cute

>>71726959
that ass is so flat you could use it to calibrate high-precision tooling devices

>>71727944
Check your eyes. You don't see well. Also discuss her music.

>>71727750
no, no they're not.

she looks like tak and the power of juju case closed

lol look at her

le grimes

>>71726518
Bitch got nips, I'll give her that

>>71727993
Claire: born in 1988
Marina: born in 1985

About the same generation.

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>grimeth

>>71728301
Fuck off h8r

>>71726518
Every generation needs to "rebel" against their parents somehow. But what do you do when your parents rebelled against THEIR parents so hard that they still pride themselves on noncomformity and anti-commercialism? Naturally, the pendulum swings back, and the answer is in acting willfully inauthentic, cliqueish, superficial, materialistic and generally yuppie-esque. It sounds like something out of some mediocre dystopian satire, but there you go: the terrible roots of the "hipster"/twee/tumblr ethos.

So, adding to the flavor-of-the-week garbage heap of Crystal Castles and Lil B, we have Grimes, who repackages what Boards of Canada already did better a decade ago ("hazy" nostalgic recontextualization of muzak) with added "detached" blank facial expressions, memes and ironic metal poses. Basically brain poison. When I'm old I hope generation Z realizes this stuff (not grimes in particular, who will be completely forgotten in 5 years) is soulless pap and discovers guitars again.

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>>71726838
>Because those four albums are the best electronic masterpieces ever made
you really dont listen to much music do you

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>>71728358
Grimes already discovered guitars.
Now what?

>>71728415
too bad she sucks at them

>>71728415
I'm talking about the whole generation, not just this Tumblrina.

>>71727155
you people are unhealthily obessed with this artist so much so that you describe your enitre experience with music in terms of grimes. There's nothing noble about it, it's just flatly ignorance. It's not condusive to good discussion on this board, and it's time to stop.

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>>71728454
>Tumblrina
How do you walk with that much butthurt?

>>71726707
this needs to be stickied

>>71728434
Just because she plays fairly simple stuff it doesn't meant she sucks. She plays very well that fairly simple stuff.

>>71728500
>it's time to stop
because you want that?

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>>71728543
>Just because she plays fairly simple stuff it doesn't meant she sucks
yes it does actually

>>71728435

>>71728575
It doesn't. Your views are retarded. Simple =/= bad. I bet you think that Ambient 1 sucks because it's so simple.

>>71728281
but, uh Grimes still has a chance to save pop music unlike Marina! Therefore Grimes is a different generation!

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>>71728500
>unhealthily obessed
You're not my doctor.
Complain in meta thread, not here.

>>71728563
because i want what? For discussions on this board to be better and not consist primarily of "bump," "i love grimes," "i love you claire," etc? And even when you do dicuss her music, to just endlessly retread the same ground over and over and over again, coming up with more and more and more tortured descriptions of her music for no reason other than to showcase your fixation? Yes I do want that

>>71728638
Its sure as shit fucking unhealthy for your taste, your interests in music consist of grimes, and thats it. That's not a healthy catalogue dude, its just fucking lazy.

Have some fucking pride dude

>>71728608
apples and oranges compairison. You might as well be saying "I bet you think white paint on walls is boring too!!"

The fact is that there are middle schoolers who play guitar better than grimes, her primary objective with the instrument is using it as a fashion accessory

>>71728643
The bigger question is why does this torture you so much that you MUST shitpost, rather than just using the features built into the site and hide the thread?

>I could probably get my PhD in psych on this.

>>71728692
>implying this much
You know nothing of my taste in anything.

>>71728743
because you dodge filters anyway, all the time

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>>71728692
>posts on 4chan
>talks about pride

>>71728769
>You know nothing of my taste in anything.
oh so you obsessivley post about one artist for literally a year, every day, in the same threads, and im crazy for assuming that your entire taste revolves around that artist?

Here comes the part where you go "yes!! My tastes are very diverse!!" but we both know that you're lying

>>71728634
She's not going to save pop music because she's too much a weirdo to have mainstream appeal. Even Marina is more popular than her, ffs.

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>>71728772
Seriously?

>>71728826
lmao no, Grimes is more popular than Marina.

>>71728692
Not that anon, but how could you possibly know he listens only to Grimez?

>>71728799
I've know about Grimes for 2 months.
See>>71726789

>>71728643
Then contribute ITT with good posts. Anything but whining or shitposting.

>>71726518
brain dead tumblr feminist that makes derivative garbage music and has le quirky persona. next.

>>71728854
because hes a pleb with shit taste

>>71728872
If you keep retreading ground about how much you love her I'll keep retreading ground about how much i hate her

>>71728733
>The fact is that there are middle schoolers who play guitar better than grimes
How do you know that? Could you prove it?
>her primary objective with the instrument is using it as a fashion accessory
Guitar is a secondary instrument, after synths and samplers. Her songs don't demand complex guitar riffs; her playing supports the songs.

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Nice bantz, I'll just leave this here.

>>71728895
>If you
There are many Grimes fans, just saying.
>If you keep retreading ground about how much you love her I'll keep retreading ground about how much i hate her
That's autistic as fuck. Don't you have anything better to do?

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>>71728989
wrong

>>71728989
>inb4 triggered autists

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>>71729001

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>>71729001
Wrong. Lana is the indie version of Adele. She's that exciting...

>>71728608
I can do a simple rock beat on drums, am I now great at drums?

>>71729032
never listened to Lana as I see, only judged her by singles.

>>71728951
>How do you know that? Could you prove it?
dude literally just go to your local guitar center and you'll see 13 year olds who can play every hendrix solo

it really isnt a strech, at all

>>71728878
what an original, definitely not brainded contrarian bullshit comment

>>71729083
>missing the point
It means you could play well a simple rock beat. Maybe you're even great at playing THAT beat. The world is not black or white, dude.

>>71729146
inb4 'brainded'

>>71729127
>implying more notes = automatically better
That's a big fallacy. Not every song needs a wankery solo. Music is not a competition.

>>71729146
kind of like grimes' entire ethos huh

truly inspired and original stuff coming from her!!!11

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>>71728878
>next
>video related

>>71729183
I can tell by what you're saying that you've never picked up an instrument in your life in a significant capacity

kys

>>71728884
Again, how could you possibly know that? Do you have access to his music library?

>>71729221
Not an argument.
>kys
You just lost the game.

>>71729196
tell me what you listen to. show me some REAL inspired stuff, bud

>>71729262
It is an argument, it illustrates that you are talking completley out of your ass

>>71729158
Doesn't mean I'm any good at drums though, which was the original point. Ask her to play anything more complicated and I bet she'd fall apart.

real question here, what do you think her feet smell like?

>>71729356
Her music isn't supposed to be some intricate celebral experience that you dance to with your brain, Grimes is not some Dream Theater virtuoso shit, it's just fun pop music.

>>71728535
but she is a tumblrina

>>71729312
It's not. Now shut your stupid mouth.

>>71729474
>it's just fun pop music.
That's bullshit. It's not JUST fun pop music, but an emotional aural delight as valid as anything from classical music.

>>71729474
Okay
She still sucks at guitar

>>71729474
>Her music isn't supposed to be some intricate celebral experience that you dance to with your brain
That's exactly what is supposted to be. Dream Theater sucks, btw.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiUt6Ad3LHI

>>71729582
Dude, she's still learning to play guitar. Give her time and she will play more complex riffs. Right now she's very good at playing simpler stuff. However, that simpler stuff she's playing is catchy as fuck.

>>71729146
she is the personification of tumblr. god knows how many mental disorders she has and how many pills she takes every day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIkurD710ZE
her """""""""""""""""" music"""""""""""""""""" is horrible and i bet she smells like piss

>>71729474
dont try to twist this into somehow making being a virtuoso level musician is now a bad thing because grimes isnt virtuoso level and everything that grimes isnt is shit according to you people

average grimes fan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qf0I3Jf6L-4

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>>71729698

>most innovative musician of this century, I swear guys!
>plays simple guitar riffs
>t-that's perfectly okay

>>71729772

Don't you have something better to do than watch cringy videos and post them ITT? This thread is not your own trashcan, you fucking dipshit.

>>71729889
This thread is pretty much a trashcan, so I don't see what's wrong with using it like one

>>71729849
>implying guitar is the only instrument from her music
>implying that simplicity = bad
>implying her songs as a whole aren't innovative and one of a kind
>implying you're not an idiot

>>71729889
>This thread is not your own trashcan
actually it really kind of is

>>71729936
Hardly
Sounds like Björk-lite if I'm gonna be perfectly honest

>>71729935
So, you're basically admitting you're shitposting here. That's against the rules, moron.

>>71729974
It was going to be a shit thread anyway
>That's against the rules.
Okay Mr. "I always make super high-quality posts"

>>71729974
>So, you're basically admitting you're shitposting here
No, I'm admitting that I view this thread as a fucking trashcan

>>71729972
I have no idea why did you compare her with Bjork. She doesn't sound like Bjork at all. Speaking of Bjork: she's less talented than Grimes. Also her music is duller and more pretentious. You were fooled by her Bjorkisms.

>>71726608
And 'hello' to you to.

>>71726621
We know. She's publicly owned up to it since then.

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>>71730041
>grimesfaggots in charge of not deifying a 5/10 artist

>>71730041
>I have no idea why did you compare her with Bjork
Maybe it's because I see them both as overhyped trash artists.

>>71729889
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65eGeah3aN0

>>71726707
Care to make some listening suggestions - particularly of anything even slightly similar sounding to Grimes' discography? (since that would actually be topical to this thread.) Are you here for actual music discussion or just shitposting?

>>71730083
>a 5/10 artist
You took that rating out of your ass. Not relevant.

>>71730086
You just have shit taste.

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>>71730041
>Speaking of Bjork: she's less talented than Grimes.
DELET THIS

>>71730296
Wrong

>>71730299
I would delete that if you could explain to me why Bjork needs so many people to work on her albums if she's that talented, while Grimes does everything on her own.

>>71730269
>You took that rating out of your ass. Not relevant.
hey friendo heres a little protip: numerical ratings in music are always going to be completley arbitrary

calling her 5/10 was my nice way of saying she's painfully mediocre bordering on just straight up bad

>>71730577
>"solo singer/songwriters are better than groups"
ok famalam

i think pin was the best song on her album

how close is she to new music?

>>71730806
That's just your dumb rating, not a fact. So, it doesn't matter.
>>71730868
Bjork is a group? She's a "solo" singer/songwriter too. But she's not that talented if she can't do her music on her own (she's a freaking SOLO artist, ffs).

>>71728389
reddit.

>>71729748
Virtuosity in music often comes along as soulless, imo. Is it INHERENTLY bad? No, but it is the least essential component to writing a good song.

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I think that Grimes is the best female artist. Anyone could post a better female artist?

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>>71731670

>>71731675
Suzanne Ciani? Post her best song.

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>>71731708
Favorite? Hard to say. She did a lot of wildly different stuff.

Commercial sort of stuff:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRKoLHgILJU

70s sort of stuff:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCfRqIqnSNY

80s sort of mellower stuff:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZkJcv6uYfM