We Write a mount eerie song

WOKE UP THIS MORNING, AUGUST 3RD

I'M JUST REALLY SAD, OKAY?

i miss her

my bladder is full of tears

i miss my oldest friend

I'M SHOULDN'T HAVE TOLD HER TO DRINK THAT VAT OF TOXIC WASTE

our child will never know the smell of your hair

I CAnT BREATHE

I LOVE YOU JEEEEEESUUUUUUS CHRIIIIIIIST

Burning trash in my yard one day
And on to the pile, I threw
An aerosol can of spray

mmmmhhmmmmmmmmmhmmhmmhmmmmmmmoooooooooooohhhhhhhaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

P-P-P-PANERA BREAD

GOT DANG

i love portugal
ilove portugal

Bush knock down dem towers.........................finna was an inside job

BUT NOW I GOT A GOTH GF

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Feed me bread
Feed me Panera Bread
And it'll all go right to my fat fucking head

>>71720097
how the fuck do you die from an aerosol can explosion?

what was inside of it? nitroglycerin?

your ashes are all over the sea

this is the room she diiiiiiiieeeeed in

I killed her then made money out of it

Keep em coming boss

I looked at the barbecue sauce stain on my pants and wondered if it could be you

>>71720145
god damn... what are the odds?

I swear I will kill again

>>71720044
It's December 15th and I haven't busted a nut in 37 days.

dead wife etc.

Man down the street died
On the night that you died
Our daughter is 2
He was 72
I have to pee and I also have to poo

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mNG0nf88vn

>>71720295
wew lad

>>71720295
Nice job mate

>>71720295
10/10 soty

my wife dead nigga

>>71720295
I cried

someone should tweet this thread to Phil

The next album I'm going to kill my son

>>71720110
best part of the song

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Thanks for the words lads.

>>71720965
he would never make music again.

>>71721045
good

>>71721045
*tweets it to him*

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>>71720295
Fucking incredible

>>71720044
make another thread my man

Death is real

>>71720044
>>71720295
10/10 thread well done OP

>>71720295
nice

I sat on my couch waiting for my welfare check, pondering if I should buy a new guitar or pay for my wife's chemo therapy.

MY LATE WIFE

WIDOWED

>>71720295
Damn fine job man

>>71720295
Wow, it's hilarious but really good at the same time.