ITT: Songs that you would delete from existence if you could

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Everything by Max Martin and Dr. Luke.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjdIJ5ZSpSk

>>71712851

Wow this is like a profound kind of bad

>>71713354
this one isnt that bad

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>>71712689
>mfw they sampled unwound
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5e-bE93ZGg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gsGhdZDC-0

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Shape of you.

But I'd delete the whole album if I could

>>71713599
no fucking way

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kn6-c223DUU

>i vomitt at the thought of this song :(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JCLY0Rlx6Q

but I'd keep the synth solo

that shit is TIGHT

>>71713354
>>71714409
fuck you guys that song is gr8

>>71713354
>>71714409
oh shit didn't realize someone else already posted this haha

proves how awful this fucking song is

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>>71713599

Amanda thread now

>>71712689
Just the title alone triggers my autism
That's not how you use 'gotta' goddammit

>>71712689
Not as bad as boom boom pow

>>71712689
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q31tGyBJhRY

I have to listen to this fucking song twice a day at work because we have a shitty digital radio station of shitty bland music playing all day. It's such a retarded fucking song.

>>71714867
fuck you for reminding me that this was a thing.

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>>71714788
>this fucking piece of shit and his piece of shit song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lY2yjAdbvdQ

>>71715082
BETTA DAD HE CAAAN

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Anything involving this man

>>71715082
every time I hear this one I think of /r9k/
I don't want to think of /r9k/
help

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>>71713599
well just fuck my shit up

>>71712689
but memories

>>71712689
i kinda unironically like this song

>>71714867
It kinda was because of how much more often I Gotta Feeling was and is still being played

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5-yKhDd64s

>>71714867
I unironically like boom boom pow
Can't stand gotta feeling

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>>71712689
top kek, these comments

>>71717751
idk if it's just me but pop music is waaaaaaaaaaaay better than it was 10 years ago

>>71717751
>Safe spaces
>Snowflakes
"Pokemon Trainer Elio": King of The Strawman

>>71717640
Same desu.

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Lost in Fog

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vysgv7qVYTo

>>71713599
actually it was from this
https://youtu.be/Z7drHJ71rIw

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This fucking shit. And unironically.

https://youtu.be/IS6n2Hx9Ykk

>grimes

>>71712851
its a bad song but i've fapped to that vid so many times.

>Wish you were here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYF0qU5WSew

>>71713354
finally someone who hates this song as much as I do.

>>71713599
this was my favorite unwound track and now i want to kill you (no offense)

>>71712689
>2009: music was catchier, people were nicer, less obsessed with social media... Life was better.

kill me

>no obvious bait posts so far
what is this?

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>>71717927
Not even Taio Cruz's worst song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mcsPfyWphU

>the fucking state of the lyrics

>>71718321
uhhhhh
>>71718203

>>71718245
holy lord i find those two to be disgusting... at least when presented in this slutty way gross man
some people re just animals when finding this shit attractive

>>71714357
holy lord, this is so early noughties how is this 2010

>>71714409
its so funny i live with two country bumpkins atm and they listen to this sort of bullshit on loud speaker. makes me want to puke.

>>71715082
What a cuck song- Delete the artist too

>>71712689
"I dont like something, so nobody should have it."

Not to be too dramatic... but Hitler, Mao and Pol Pot felt that way... it didnt work out so good.

Thank God you dont have the influence to actually act on your hate.

>>71714409
I've never seen the video, and this fuck awful song somehow manages to also have the worst eyesore video I could imagine. Amazing.

Middle to Late 00s Pop music general?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBI3lc18k8Q

>>71718519
There's nothing to be "had" about I Gotta Feeling. Anyone who likes this would instead just listen to the next hot garbage edm single.

>>71712689
As sick of this song I am, I have to admit that it's kind of genius.

Is it played at every dance, wedding, and club ever? yes. But that's the point. it applies to EVERY one of those nights. People know the song, everyone knows this song. it will continue to be played at every prom for who knows how long. It's catchy(and yes, annoying).

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>>71718519

>>71714357
It's funny how this song has a whole new meaning now considering B.o.B went crazy and believes in Flat Earth and chemtrails and shit.

>>71718745
Chemtrails are a real thing though

>>71717927
>>71718349
I don't even understand how this guy happened.
Not an ounce of talent, guy literally came around dropped a decent number of hits in the span of a few months and disappeared.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRVOOwFNp5U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MitZ-C0tgQ

Worst hip-hop artist of all time.
The second link is the worst hip-hop song of all time.

>>71718272
kys pleb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzSDpqvE5mI

worst song ever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zefI1vmNoOA

>>71718834
>defending feist

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Any song with a chorus or vocalization that goes "Whoa-oh-oh". It's just as bad as all the songs that say "Yeah" or "No" all the fuckin time. Write lyrics you lazy motherfuckers. But here, let me pick a specific track.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahWmkV0mtvk

>>71718918
I always get nostalgic when hearing this track but I agree

still NANANANA EVERYDAY ITS LIKE MY AHPOD STUCK ON REPLAY REPLAYAYAYAY

>>71718560
mmmm whatcha say

>>71719139
>not liking feist

>>71714357
n I grabst tha fucken airplane out the faget negga papazin

>>71719155
>caring about lyrics

>>71719190
t. bimbo or nu-male

>>71717808
Its not just you, I feel pop music as a whole from the late 90s until around 2010 was pretty bad. It isn't great now but its a lot better than it used to be.

>>71719307
>>71717808
why is that you say

>>71714357
featuring dante from the devil may cry series

>>71717751
Why do people get mad about gender stuff unprovoked?
like if someone claims to be trans or queer whatever I don't give a shit why are people on this crusade to call them fools.

>>71718257
>>Wish you were here
Ummmm excuuuse me
I hope you're not talking about the Pink Floyd song

>>71718203
honestly this

>>71719155
ok hopsin

>>71719469
What does 'it' mean by this?

>>71718351
it's not a bad song per se but the world would be a better place if it had never been made

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I'm not a violent person, but his song makes me want to rip this guys ears of his head and stuff them into his urethra.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEPTlhBmwRg

>>71719793
Why?

>>71712851
>oh baby, a song about AZZ from J-Lo and that white bitch with a huge ass
>and it gets a music video?! Oh damn this is gonna be hot as fuck can't wait
-the video comes out-
>EW WTF THAT'S FUCKING GROSS MAN

True disappointment

In my most restless dreams, I hear this song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qN72LEQnaU

>>71718357
low test male detected

>>71719793
The song was a big hit in my country so it was played over and over, and I hated it right from the get go. It's stupid and fucking annoying, like nails scratching blackboards annoying.

Sweet Home Alabama
Don't Stop Believing
that fucking avicci bro-"country" posuer-core normie piece of shit

>>71720186
>that fucking avicci bro-"country" posuer-core normie piece of shit
the worst part is I know exactly the song you're talking about, but don't know the name

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRaWnd3LJfs

it fills me with the urge to defecate

>>71713599
congratulations, you've ruined one of my favorite songs from them

I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY WITH YOURSELF

>>71712689
I can't hate on this song because it was a big hit when I was in school and it makes me nostalgic ;_;

>>71718776
What's so bad about this? Is this a hatememe I'm unaware of?

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>>71718776
>implying Hopsin isn't the realest rapper out there

>>71718519
shitpost on /mu/ = hitler... An hero pls

>>71718776
Go to sleep Dame Ritter.

>>71713283
>no Britney Spears

Back up jack

>>71719155
>What are parodies?

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>>71720063
Then you're gonna love me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ropn_kwpFDU

>>71720211
SO WAKE ME UP WHEN IT'S ALL OVER

>>71720545

And you REALLY think the people that liked that song (read: kids and teen girls) got that out of it?

>>71720748
WHEN I'M WISER AND I'M OLDER

>>71720498
Are you trying to imply that Hopsin is good?

>>71719026
Was a huge New Boyz fan back in the day not even gonna lie.

Bought both of their albums.

I still find it funny how one of them is a terrible struggle rapper who racks up like 200 views per video on YouTube on a good day, and one of them is a depressed druggie who makes weird drugged out autotuned trap music and is slightly more popular than the other one.

>>71720243
I mean yeah there's the whole DID meme from a couple years ago but Hopsin is pretty much universally considered to be bad by everyone above the age of 15.

His lyrics are derivative unimportant le wrong generation bullshit.

>>71720211
Avicii was an ok electro house producer before he got to the charts, but then everyone in the genre tried to copy his formula and swedish house mafia.

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>>71713599

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUZoK20_KYQ

As Derek Waters points out, it sounds like a fucking hot wings commercial.

>>71721787
......ok, on second listen and after looking at that other song, your description is pretty spot on and it's laughably uninspired

When this song came out I was a student working in a factory and so I heard all the pop songs 4+ times a day on the radio. The conveyor belts were loud, so usually I could only hear the drums and the occasional snippet of melody. This fucking song didn't have drums so all I could hear was the bits where the music swelled up. I hate it so much.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=450p7goxZqg

>>71724811
>>71719793
>>71718560
>>71717927
>>71714409
>>71712689
God fucking dammit it pains me so much that this shit is so popular and there's so much talent out there failing to make end's meet...

I'll add one that fits comfortably in this list... Enjoy, everyone ;_; this is what music is to a lot of people today...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHUbLv4ThOo

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cwkej79U3ek

Mostly because it's the anthem of every plebian woman. It also sounds too much like a Macy's commercial.

>>71721117
>I didn't open MTV between '99-'00 to see once per hour showing of the extensive parody music video for said song, I only function from the presumptions that I have of the small group of people I know

>>71718776
>those fucking comments
ahhhhhh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6Gtw3izTs0

>>71714422

This

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PT2_F-1esPk

I cant understand how such an awful EDM get this many views. Its shitty even by generic edm standards

>>71712689
How the fuck has no one posted this monstrosity

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RnPB76mjxI

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>>71717751
Lol

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>>71729548
>>71724811
Songs that give me cancer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=papuvlVeZg8

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>>71719155
The comments why

>>71717711
agreed.

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>>71712689

>>71720223
it's my favorite BEP song too, fuck unwound they're for posers who *just* "outgrew" dance gavin dance or sumshit

>>71713599
NO

>>71725613
GOAT pop song

>>71719155
A lot of pop does this obnoxiously lately

Like a hook WOAH OH WOAH!!!!

or WOOO-OOOO

OOO OO OOOO O OOOO

No words just OHHHHS

It can be when Imagine Dragons is trying to sound anthemic or something like Bebe Rexha or however it's spelled who has some of the most obnoxious and cringe worthy vocalizations Ive ever heard, see that song with her and G eazy

>>71730418
youre kidding rite

>>71712851
>women demand respect

>>71718230
grimse
>grimes

>>71718776
DID

>>71718776
my god imagine being cast as an actor in that music video

>THE BEST TYPE OF MARKETING IS MARKETING THAT DOESN'T FEEL LIKE MARKETING

>>71719155
>talk shit about pop songs that do this
>ignore how most nirvana songs have kurt going YEAHHHHHHH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRfuAukYTKg

Probably the worst song I have ever heard

>>71718776
fly is too funny not to exist and he's not wrong about false consciousness

>>71712689
To be fair I think this might be the last pop song ever created with just a innocent lyrical content mixed with a catchy hook so people would likely get nostalgic for it.

Even 24 Karat Magic had those whorish dancing girls in the video. Starboy was borderline X Rated filth and so was Walk Sideways or whatever that was.

Gotta Feeling was music for Bar Mitzvahs tier.

>>71713354
Even this song the characters scream shut up at each other.

>>71713735
This is the most wretched song in years.

>>71714867
That was famously parodied by BadLipReading "i can't think when I gotta poop"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQTW7Pd1vqc

>>71718765
Well, so does a terrorist but they both leave their mark.

>>71718312
Yeah so what its not exactly untrue. People were actually healthy about their social media use, it was before GamerGate even and Trump made Twitter into weaponized autism. It was actually lighthearted and a place to share funny videos back then.

>>71719793
This might have been the first 'meme' pop song of the meme era. I mean just 'moves like Jagger' is just begging to be a actual saying. You could imagine your grandma telling your uncle he has moves like Jagger at Tony and Tinas wedding.

>>71720186
The cover by Kid Rock or something is far worse.

>>71723217
Goddamnit I hate "Pop Indie" so much. Of course its 'GO-O--OHH-OH-HOME" too.

>>71725613
It gave us that brilliant AC/DC cover off Mouth Moods.

>>71729603
Usher is actually my most hated pop singer ever.

https://youtu.be/K1b8AhIsSYQ

>>71730418
you stop being wrong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-eYbUVZedY
>We are the new Americana
>High on legal marijuana
>raised on Biggie and Nirvana
I want to punch this twat so fucking hard.

>>71720223
>you've ruined one of my favorite songs from them
did i do that or did i make I Gotta Feeling better?