ITT: Lyrics that make you laugh, good or bad >Too busy sucking

ur mum is sucking my ding-dong

>>71704292
SHE HASNT GOT THE T I M E T I M E >>71704292

>>71704292
The Joy Division cover of this is the best thing ever.

The guy that wailed about misery and isolation saying those lines killed me.

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>HEY THERE, FUCKFACE
>HEY THERE, FUCKFACE

>>71704554
BALDING SMUG FAGGOTS
INTELLECTUAL HALFWITS

>>71704292
HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEX WITH A PHARAOX?I PUT THE PUSSY IN A SARCOPHAGUS


IM A RAPLIC PRIEST
GETTING HEAD BY THE NUNS

EATING ASIAN PUSSY ALL I NEED IS SWEET AND SOUR SAUCE

Killin' y'all niggas on that lyrical shit. Mayonnaise colored Benz, I push Miracle Whips

HURRY UP WITH MA DAMN CROISSANTSS!

All Kanye,i love that nigga

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MY FRIEND WORKS FOR THE NATIONAL HEALTH DOCTOR ROBERT

>what will happen in the morning, when the world it gets so crowded, that you can't look out the window in the morning
what is he even saying?!? XD

:^)

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I'M JUST A LITTLE BOY

>THERE ARE PROBLEMS IN THESE TIMES
>BUT WOOOO NONE OF THEM ARE MINE

>>71704671
Gira?

>>71704699
it's from a Swans song from the To Be Kind album

>>71704292
>SWEETLY

>>71704292
>Doctor is coming the nurse thinks
>
>SWEETLY

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I'LL BE RIDING IN THAT PUSSY LIKE A STROLLER!

>>71704458
Just checked it out. Man that's an awful cover

BLO BLO BLO BLO BLO BLO BLO BLO BLO BLO BLO BLO BLO OH NO

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>AND YOU KNOW WE WINNIN
>YEAH WE IS NOT LOSIN

Poor guys, what a sight for old, sore four-eyes
Now hook me with two apple pies and a small fries

I TAKE SACKS TO THE FACE WHENEVER I CAN

>yeah I know she like chocolate men
>she got more niggas off than coch-a-ran

the GOATest

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No class, no job
I'm just a victim of society a slob
No ass, no head
I gotta go home and jack off instead

No mind, no kind
My brain is jelly and my memory is blind
No way, no way
I cannot live in a world this gay

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In walks a jellyfish
HUUUURRRGGGHHH

IM GAYER THAN GOD AND I,M DEADER THAN CHRIST
IM FATTER THAN THE DEVIL AND I DON'T PLAY NICE

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HAHAAA HERE'S A LITTLE SOMETHING FOR YOU BUSTLERS

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Me I went broke in a whore house
Your dumb ass went broke trying to house a whore

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Cake, cake-cake, cake-cake, cake
500 million, I got a pound cake
Niggas is frontin', that's upside-down cake
Get 'em a red nose, they clown cakes
They shoulda never let you 'round cake
Look at my neck, I got a karat cake
Now here's the icin' on the cake
Cake, cake-cake, cake-cake, uhh

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>This is, huh, waow

>ARRRAARAARAA

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>you say i need a job?
>well i got my own business
>you wanna know what i do?
>NONE OF YOUR FUCKIN BUSINESS

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>"I saw them eyes, like an ass raper" - Eminem, No Favors (2017)

"Everybody's here
Puke stinks like beer
This could be a city
This could be a graveyard
You stole my idea
You stole my idea

Everybody's anxious
For the coming of the crisis
The collapse of the justice
I can smell your armpits
You stole my idea
You stole my idea
You stole my idea
This puke stinks like beer"

>this puke stinks like beer
>i can smell your armpits

Why? Why would you fuck up a serious song with this bullshit?

>>71704622
>she got a light-skinned friend look like michael jackson
>got a dark skinned friend look like michael jackson

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>Umm, what is, what is the, what is the, what is the pollo asado?
>That's the chicken
>Ok, what is the carne asado?
>That's the beef
>Ok, let me get two carne asado tacos

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>>71705443
>A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P-Q-S-S-T-A-L-L-I-O-N

>>71705443
all request live version is even better

>Umm, what is, what is the, what is the, what is the pollo asado?
>That's the chicken
>Ok, what is the carne asado?
>That's the beef
>Ok, let me get two carne asado tacos, with, uh, extra chick- extra pollo

>THIS
>DICK
>AINT
>FREEEE

>I put my dick in her

I G N O R E me
I G N O R E me
G I N R O E me
G N I R E O me
N O R G I E me
O G I N R E me
R O E I N G me

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>we bitch and we fight
>diss each other on sight
still remains to this day the worst lyric I've ever heard in my life

>>71705443
>C'mon! It's a beautiful night for a walk on the beach, wouldn't you say?
>YES I WOULD SAY THAT, I W-I WOULD SAY THAT

cracks me the fuck up every time

Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed, old enough to pee, then she's old enough for me.

>>71705998
Scaruffi ?

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>>71704788
>>71705000

Beat me to it. Also nice digits.

>>71704292
[Hook]
Hump me, fuck me
Daddy better make me choke (you better)
Hump me, fuck me
My tunnel loves to deep throat

Lick, lick, lick, lick
I want to eat yo' dick
But I can't fuck up my nails
So imma pick it up with chopsticks

[Bridge]
Mouth wide open, mouth wide open
Mouth wide open like I was at the dentist
Mouth wide open, mouth wide open
Put it so deep, I can't speak a sentence

Mouth wide open, mouth wide open
Mouth wide open like I was at the dentist
Mouth wide open, mouth wide open
Put it so deep I can't speak a sentence

>>71706289
Wow, that's really disgusting

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>>71705000
WHAT'S UP WITH THAT
Y'ALL COWARDS DON'T EVEN SMOKE CRACK

I'M HUNGRY FOR LOVE AND THIRSTY FOR SEX

Unos, dos, tres, quatro...

when you fucked grandpa did he tell you that he loved you?
did he hold you till the sun did rise and did he look into your eyes
and ask you to fellate him, and stick a finger or two in his ass

he seems like a total asshole, grandpa is a total fucking asshole
who would ever want a dirty, greasy finger in his ass?
he rubs his dick in broken glass.

when you fucked grandpa did he kiss you soft and tender?
did he tie your hands behind your head and was it on your mother's bed and...
(he seems like a total asshole,
grandpa is a total fucking asshole who would ever want a dirty,
greasy finger in his ass? he
rubs his dick in broken glass)

this is fucking stupid man,
I can't believe you'd have sex with your own grandfather,
I mean, you guys are related! What's
he gonna do?
Take out his false teeth and just leave them on the side of your bed?
Man, you like to fuck him in the butt and
have people come in and watch and mastrubate and cum all over the place,
this is stupid. I hate you all. I'm not even gonna
have sex with my mom tonight, this is stupid!

I hate you.

>>71704899
ONE LAST ANNOUNCEMENT
NO SPORTS BRA, LET'S KEEP IT BOUNCING

Because they were squirrels; real squirreeels
And there were thousands
This isn't some kind of metaphor
Goddamn, this is reaaaaaal!