this weekend is going to be a hellhole of this shitty /bleep/

>>71700696
Stop being such a whiny faggot and taking life so seriously, just join in and laugh at all the crazy shit that goes on, at least we can watch it live together and take the piss. Might even enjoy some of the music...

>>71700696
>pleb normies infecting /mu/

Yeah, all the memerap, trap, waifupop and pop/rock on this board isn't normie at all amirite xD

>>71700696
When will this autism end?

>>71700696
>Ultra
>/bleep/

kys pleb

>>71701128
Its just one underage born-in-the-wrong-generation rocktard Septic trolling calling all dance music EDM and grime hip hop.

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>>71700696
>pleb normies infecting /mu/

>>71701148
>>71701166
>implying that's wrong

>>71701204
bleep bloops > twing twangs = memerap

Objectively

>>71700696
Do you have to be ripped to go to ultra?

>>71701259
DYEL

>>71701259
No just beautiful

>>71701204
>implying it's not

>>71701339
We're all beautiful there bro, peace, love and unity.

>>71701368
damn...

>>71701368
You mean like that poor girl who was groped?

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>>71701368
lol

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>>71701414
Is it okay to grope women who crowd surf?

>>71701470
>Ice Cube

the fucks that shitty actor doing there

>>71701470
>Those live headliners
fair
Shame they'll just give up broadcasts of fucking afrojack.

>>71701470
>The Prodigy confuse everyone and do a full set of just Experience and MftJG bangers

>>71701414
Men get groped there too, ever heard of free love?

>>71701560
Even their new stuff will be too much for the cunts at Ultra.

>>71701567
There is nothing about rape that has love in it.

Why can't /mu/ give a shit about Outlook Festival instead?

Just look at this lineup:
http://www.outlookfestival.com/2017-line-up/

>>71701695
Most of /mu/ are Americans and don't know half those people or the festival.

>>71701695
What the fuck that's great

>>71701687
Well, there's always one asshole that has to try and spoil everything in this life. I mean look at this thread...full of assholes trying to kill the Ultra hype and vibe.

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>>71701695
It's not being streamed.

>>71701753
And that's only the first lineup release. There's only about half the artists announced right now.

>>71701714
Pretty much. It's UK as shit

>>71701445
She should be more worried about her belongings.

>also old meme

Lets get one thing str8

Ultra
>Mainstream EDM for the normos

/bleep/
>Underground lo-fi EDM for the lads

Learn the f*cking difference

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>>71701845
SHUT UP AND ENJOY THE MUSIC

>>71701470
Why are Tiësto, Martin Garrix, Harwell, David Guetta and Afrojack headliners every single year? I mean I know the answer but my fucking god it's annoying

>>71701918
They're popular and sell tickets.

The DJMag top 100 DJs list rarely changes year on year.

>>71701918
cuz they're the best!!!!!

>>71701470
wtf is Dubfire doing here ? His music is too good for this shit festival.

>>71701845
>Underground EDM
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

>>71702200
what so funny?

>>71701695
L I T E R A L L Y W H O

>>71702333
>Never heard of DJ Shadow, Dizzee Rascal, or Goldie
They're on the /mu/ essentials chart ya dingus and are incredibly popular artists

>>71702333
wasted trips on EDM cunts

>>71702472
EDM is still better than metal, indie, pop and memerap

"EDM" =/= house, techno, garage, electro, jungle, other /bleep/ genres

>>71702488
Hope you enjoy your 3 or 4 tunes which all have the exact same arragement being released over and over again

>>71702567
Beats 4 chords and lyrics about how a 4/10 left you

>>71702550
>house, techno, garage, electro, jungle, other /bleep/ genres
those are all subgenres of EDM tho

>>71702601
And hip hop, synthpop, industrial, EBM and musique concrete

>>71702567
not all dance music is >>71700696-core

>>71702601
The beatles are the greatest drum and bass band ever.

>>71701470
>prodigy, maceo plex, sasha n digweed, carl cox next to major lazer, david guetta, martin garrix or tiesto
i always die of laughter

>>71702601
"EDM" is a marketing term that mostly describes brostep, "trap," and big-room progressive house that is most commonly associated with venues like Tomorrowland or the Electric Daisy Carnival and leaves out a good 30 - 40 years of dance music history in the realm of house, techno, breakbeat, jungle, garage, grime, dubstep (English Croydon dubstep, not American brostep), and juke/footwork styles, just to name a few.

>>71702629
Yes but all EDM is

>>71702651
stop taking the bait, holy shit

>>71702625
>hip hop
yes

>synthpop
yes

>industrial
underground so it isn't commercial so it can't be EDM

>EBM
yes

>musique concrete
art music so it isn't commercial so it can't be EDM

Don't you fuckers get it?

The entire genre of electronica is commercial, all electronica is EDM, as it's objectively inferior/cheaper music. It's our degenerate plebeian /mu/ that has tried to make us believe EDM is an "essential" genre and that if you don't like it you must be "narrow-minded", a "rockist" who listens exclusively to "twings and twangs" and there's probably some racial element to it too. EDM music has no staying power. All of EDM is just a neo-disco sub-genre of top-40 pop, with a "mechanical" paint job. This music doesn't stand the test of time, it's a fad. That's why EDM producers are discussed about like fashion. Image/fashion/numbers sold are actually considered when talking about them. EDM is just a really cheap/lazy form of music anyways. The majority of EDM beats are just stealing (MUHH "SAMPLING") another artist's music, looping it over a generic drumbeat while someone throws preset synths over it. The "technical aspects" of EDM are not hard at all. That's why there's 14 year old white girls on YouTube uploading themselves mixing with ease and speed, dropping polyrhythms like it's nothing. But because they don't fit the image of a "EDM fan", no one would take seriously. I've listened to it all from backpacker shit like Basic Channel and Deepchord to the "golden days" of Derrick May and Frankie Knuckles to revival stuff like Mall Grab and Delroy Edwards to the 90s with 4hero and Omi Trio to the CLT approved Mouse on Mars and Autechre to today like DJ Rashad and DJ Spinn. All electronica is EDM. All of it. Stop spamming it. Either keep it contained into one threads or request a containment board. I'm sick of coming on /mu/ and seeing a million DJ Rashad threads (none of which are about music btw).

Where does it stream?

>>71702819
on their website, duh

>>71702838
ok