Rivers, it's time to get back to the fucking shack, homie

>>71695021
White album was actually fucking golden... then he decided to follow it up by jumping the shark completely... while name-dropping his online Harvard Extension School (which has no admissions, it's open to anyone who wants to drop $1.5k) online class on genius.com.

Classic Rivers.

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>>71695021
WHERE I COME FROM ISN'T ALL THAT GREAT

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>>71695073
Rivers is who I would be if I actually were a pop star. I'd feel like I had to prove myself to everyone all the time, and ultimately just piss off everyone while flaunting my BS fake Harvard Extension Degree, pretending it means something.

That's because I am that guy, but without the record contract and international notoriety.

>>71695021
Feels Like Summer isn't even that bad, but it sure doesn't sound like Weezer.

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>>71695090

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>>71695198
yeah, Rivers confirmed for me + a shitty fanbase feeding my ego

I am >>71695155

>>71695198
as autistic as I am at least I'll nevertheless be rivers autistic

>>71695198
Those are mostly just from the Snapchats he gets.

>>71695238
nobody cares

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>cuomo estas

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>>71695238
cont'd... I mean I even used my shitty Harvard Extension cert to bed a couple cougars on Business trips at the Regatta Bar at the Charles Hotel.

It's sad.

>>71695278
So now you're tired of sex?

im out of the loop, what happened recently with rivers?

>>71695394
That last single all but confirmed Radi2de

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>>71695354
He's probably making denise

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>When we’re on tour, I try to find a massage parlor wherever we go. It’s become a ritual – wandering around the seedy district at three in the morning, searching for some action. I prefer the full body massage with a ‘happy ending’. It can start to feel kind of empty after a while, but you can meet some really cool people. A lot of times it’s the older ladies I really like – they have this nice maternal vibe. The reason I started with the prostitutes was solely to work on my negotiating skills. Once I mastered negotiating with a naked woman asking me for money, dealing with Interscope was a piece of cake.

http://rockdirt.com/rivers-cuomo-explains-why-he-doesnt-screw-groupies/3590/

>>71695532
>Beverly Shoenberger is the mother of Rivers and Leaves Cuomo.

>Here, Beverly met Stephen Kitts, whom she later fell in love with and married. Both worked as massage therapists.

>A lot of times it’s the older ladies I really like – they have this nice maternal vibe.
/ourgoy/

>>71695198
those are >>71695250, it's not "him"

We're just going to have to accept that he doesn't give a fuck

Rivers can make 10 more Raditudes and I will still love him.

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>>71696380

>>71696628
this