Australian "music" - what the fuck?

>stop liking what I don't like

so I don't get it. Are you asking for metal recommendations or what?

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>>71676651
No. I'm asking why bands like Beasts of Bourbon and Cosmic Psychos are no more, and replaced by this wimpy, festering garbage that lacks testicular fortitude. I also sense that, because you didn't get my original post at all, that you're far too uneducated to answer this one, either.

Shoo shoo, child.

>>71676703
Pub rock is fucking boring too dude

>>71676745
Of course it is. That isn't what I'm talking about, however. What I'm talking about, is the raw, masculine energy that Australian men (and women) put into their records and live performances. You could sense it, you could feel it, you could let it envelop you and its resonance could be felt- .... ohhhh who am I kidding, this place is filled with millennial faggots who wouldn't know an emotion if their miscarried child crawled over to them and gave them a big hug.

I'm done with you fucking morons.

>>71676778
You're certainly not short on emotion, crying like a little bitch lmfao

Cya dude

>>71676778
well Beasts of Bourbon and Cosmic Psychos are still together so they havent been replaced by anyone. Shows what you know. Bye

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>>71676819
>>71676825
Awesome retort. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued rebuttals with any new progress arguments or v-logs. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can refute me. Thanks for the motivation.

>>71676856
the funniest thing is I bet I already like and listen to a lot of the music you're talking about

I used to like beasts of bourbon a lot, I even travelled interstate to see them live once

you seem overly determined to hate people, says a lot about where you are at I'd say

>>71676594
I'm in agreement with you. The bands are shit here bunch of uncreative shit

>>71676594
OP where are you staying?

>>71676778
Masculinity is gay

bumpin this

>>71676703
Saw the Psychos a couple months back, best pit I've ever been in. Aussie music kicks ass, you're just hitting the wrong shows. Dune Rats are on tour with killer supports right now, see them. Also slaying it are the Bennies (supporting the Living End right now) Clowns, Smith Street Band, Kill Dirty Youth, Batpiss, Cosmic Kahuna. Check for gigs by any of these bands.

>>71676778
emotional Aussie music:
Smith Street Band, Camp Cope, Flying So High-Os (only band to ever make me cry)

I live in Melbourne, the bands they play on triple J suck. They always have a shitty singer and the levels area all off. If you want proper australian music, you gotta look for it.

Start with Kate Miller-Heidke and look into the people shes collaborated with, you gotta find the niche stuff

Aussie women have it on lock down. Even if its not "hard rock"

Delta Goodrem
The Jezabels
Middle Kids

and maybe you've heard of this one woman her name is Sia

>>71679511
?????? Kate Miller-Heidke is literally the most "triple j" individual from 10 years ago

>>71679542
her newest stuff is fucking amazing

>>71676594
Wow dude your penis must be huge

>>71679614
That's one of many things that make me me, and not you.

Nah man, it's all in the local scenes. Hole in the wall type shit. Danky Brown is where the party is type shit. Impromptu jams on mountain tops that you weren't invited to kind of shit. You have to get immersed, that's where the good stuff is.

australia never made good music, think about it.

>>71679640
>Australia
>mountains
You could find a big rock though.

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>>71676594

>>71676594
Triple J is fucking awful but your post is fucking gay though

>>71679679
These cunts are half the problem desu. They regularly shit out samey, half baked albums like no ones business.
Triple J shills them to death to prove that they are still true to their alternate roots and play diverse music.

>pasty-white with limp wrists, sucking each others' dicks on stage to a 4/4 beat while some eunuch warbles about his manhood being taken away.

This..... but add shitty hip hop and EDM

>Richard Kingsmill will outlive us all

Twelve Foot Ninja are worth checking out OP for current Aussie heavy rock. And Cog are out on tour again and have talked about doing a new album.

I actually like this though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gokbFy4QTsw&list=PL6Q4TuFD4yxACe8n_PysUmU76Pbzh4j_0

>>71676594
if your in melbourne listen to 3rrr or pbs. good community radio stations. triple j is trash.

>>71676703
>Beasts of Bourbon and Cosmic Psychos are no more
Both of those bands are still active...

>>71676594
hipster pussies have invaded our cities and become wannabe americans despite protesting american imperialism

>>71676594
haha you said a lot of silly insults this post is funny

>>71676778
wew

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>>71676594
>cosmic shitposting
Kek

Im from Sydney and can tell you first hand the local and national scene is shit. Triple J is a fucking joke amongst most musos here too.

There's lot of people doing great stuff.

Holy fuck do any of you cunts actually go outta your way to listen to music. The Aussie music scene is as strong as ever
Dune Rats
Skeggs
Pinheads
Drunk Mums
Violent Soho
Furious Monk
Twelve Foot Ninja
Parkway Drive
King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard
Orb
The Murlocs
Psychedelic Porn Crumpets
Sticky Fingers
Methyl Ethyl
Tame Impala
Pond
D D Dumbo
Stonefeild
Big Scary
Hockey Dad
Dope Lemon
DMA's
The Archaic Revival
etc etc etc
You're a cooked cunt if you think we're doing it wrong here. Pull ya head outta ya arse

>>71680972
I'll add, if we're just listing now.
The Bennies
Camp Cope
The Smith Street Band
Clowns
Cosmic Kahuna
Jarrow
Agent 37
The Shorts
Batpiss
Frenzal Rhomb
Birds of Tokyo
Cat Empire
The Flying So High-Os
Private Function
Gooch Palms
Kill Dirty Youth
Wet Pensioner
Aussie music - Melbourne in particular - is really, really strong right now.

>>71680972
fuck off go do some pingas at the Wooly Mammoth you flaming poofter

>>71681044
Mate I'd just love to see things from your perspective, but I don't think I could fit my head that far up may arse.

>>71676594
Why is this so accurate?

>>71679490
>Dune Rats

Stopped there. KYS my man.

The whole history of Australia is just one giant shitpost.

>oi m8 what if we start civilization on top of this bigass uninhabitable spider rock? would make for some proper bantz innit

>>71680972
A majority of those are hot garbage, fucking Dune Rats and Skeggs? Seriously?

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>tfw old age pension from centerlink doesn't come in for another two days and the pub banned you for grabbing the skimpy barmaid's arse so you all you've got is to shitpost on /mu/ past midnight

NONAGON INFINITY OPENS THE DOOR

>>71681289
WAIT FOR THE ANSWER TO OPEN THE DOOR

>>71681302
WOOOOOOOO

>>71676594
We need Midnight Oil to restore Australian music to its former glory. At least theyre touring again

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>>71681313
WOOOOOOooooOOO HO

>>71681344

*autistic screeching in 5/4*

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>>71681374
The screeching is what makes it good.

But, if Murder Of The Universe is a proper audio book like Eyes Like The Sky was then I'll be extremely happy.

>>71681426
I had heard its gonna have narrations between actual songs. The trailer for MOTU led into altered beast

>>71681459
I'll be happy with that. I'm kinda expecting a more heavy lean to the doom, heavy stuff on Banana and less western elements.

Maybe it's cheesy to some people but I really enjoy when they do western influenced stuff, like Billabong Valley and Eyes Like The Sky. It's a sound and aesthetic they capture really well.

>>71676703
Housemates got a beasts of bourbon record somewhere round here. Saw cosmic psychos a few year back

>>71680972
>>71681012
These gay cunts just prove OP's point

>>71681526
Ur gay lol