Can someone explain to me why he wears the suit?

to hide his gut

to hide his shame

certainly not to hide his hands, just take a look at those things

That's a big suit.

>>71675686
For you.

>>71675581
That's a question for men with bigger suits than ours

>>71675581
nobody cared who he was until he put on the suit

>>71675581
To hide John Verlaine and Brian Eno

No one cared who he was till he wore the suit if i pulled that off would he die it would be extremely painful it's a big suit for /mu/ was getting caught part of your plan of course brian eno refused my offer in favor of yours i had to find out what he told you nothing i said nothing well congratulations sir the suit fits like a glove now what's the next step of your master plan crashing this board with no survivors augghhh pew pew pew pew ddadadadadadadada crash NO they expect one of us in the wreckage brother have we started the fire of course the fire rises calm down brian eno now's not the time of fear that comes later pew fwoooooomp augh augh ahhhhhhhhhh

>>71675830
Sooo... bump?

>>71675581
unironically he said he wore it so his head would look smaller
coincidentally he has described himself as "borderline aspergers" in the past
take a look at these dubs

>>71675581
To give you a serious answer, it's because he was watching some Japanese play with a friend who told him, "Everything's bigger on stage, David." He was talking about performances (like how the act of moving your arm on stage is more noticeable), of course, but David being autistic took it literally. Side note: Japanese theater is also where David got the idea of having visible stagehands walk around the stage dressed in all black to move stuff around.

>>71676362
So you're saying that David is a weeb?

>>71675581
The real reason is that he wanted his head to look smaller, and the easiest way to do that was to make the rest of his body bigger

He says that exact phrase https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dE-mxVxFXLg in this interview

>>71675581
To bring his autism into sharp focus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dE-mxVxFXLg

>>71675581
this >>71675878
and this >>71676362
are the correct answers

also, just being an 80's weirdo

>>71677252
this is so 80's avant-garde it hurts
this is what Reagan did to us

I always took it as making fun of the power suit.