"Yo anon, listen to this song"

>>71672680

"haha gross dude, clean your ears. Here, let me use my earbuds."

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"Yo anon, let me see that mars volta vinyl real quick i wanna spin it"

>>71672680
>proceed to put my proctology gloves
>pick earbud rubber
>wash it with hot water
>then put back and listen it
inb4 you dont practice proctology in your girlfriend ass

>>71673110
Well why don't you?

>>71672680
looks like a nice cheddar flavor to me

>>71673110
im sure it's the other way around tho :^)

>>71672680
>ok f am. let me lick those earphones first

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>hey bud, I just bought a turntable!
>can you lend me a few vinyl records from your collection to test it?

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"Hey anon just got tickets to the concert let's go!"

>Whoa, anon! I didn't know you had a record player!
>I've never used one of these in my life, think I can try it out?

>>71673348
I'd rather smash them over your head than allow them to be played on that thing.

>>71674941

>you weren't there, so I took your first pressing mint copy of a that rare album you own to try my brand new Crosley. Don't worry, I didn't play frisbee with it. LOL

>>71672680
"Can you tell me what album it's from instead? I'd rather listen to it in context."

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>>71672680
>hey anon come close to me so we can listen to this song from my phone

>>71675414
>cardboard man

pretty nice actually

>>71672713
This actually happened to me with my 1st pressing of deloused after a night of drinking. Hit the local to buy more beer and snacks and that was the result later that night.

>>71673110
i like asses too

>>71675414
>hey anon come close to me

best kek on this website rn

>Pff, anon, why do you even listen to records?
>MP3s are so much more convenient and have better sound quality anyway, lol.