BEEP BEEP BEST FEMALE ARTIST OF THE 2010's COMMIN' THROUGH

>>71660052
HEIDENREICH!!

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>>71660052
Oops, looks like you posted the wrong picture

>>71660188
Haha ibanez

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VROOM VROOM

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Rivalled by only Lil Wayne on the guitar

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>>71660052
bitch fuck off

guess you all havent seen this coming

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>>71661087
not this shit again, Marina is objectively the worst /mu/ waifu.

Shit music.

hideous looks.

Unlikeable smug personality.

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>>71661197
yeah sure thats what you think.

well to be honest i really got the last laugh in this matter, because she looks shit nowadays without her 3 tons of make up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngLRS9wnDPs

you can fucking see her face glowing in the video

and not to talk about this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSUDqVDc-Q8

If you would compare Marina and Charli in the same age are poo in loo whore looks shit compared to Marina

the music youre talking about. thats subjective you mong. I cant talk about Charlis whole discography, but vroom vroom was great, but her new ep was fucking shit. Nonetheless your waifu turned out to be as "bad" and "shit" as mine.

and the worst about that picture is that, its made by some borderline neckbeard faggot that hates Marina and for some fucking reason thought that it would be a good idea to create that piece of fucking trash. it has no valid points at all, all it shows are some useless edgy tweets and i dont know why, but it only shows some things of Marina, he could have also filled that shit with Charlis hideous pics.


fuck off you homo

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>>71661197
>>71661255
they're both trash and try to immitate each other at every given opportunity, I wouldn't be surprised if Marina releases a mix tap where she raps next.

But that doesn't matter because Lana is better than both of them because she doesn't have some artificial rivalry to some other Artist because they have the same hair and eye color and slightly look alike ( well not anymore because Marina is a plank body balding old hag these days).

Lana is simply better because she's original and has covered more genres than just top40 immitation pop.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAKksqKR3pI

There are no decent female pop artists so far this century. Being the best turd is hardly a compliment. Lana's brand of nostalgic 20th century Americana is especially phony.

She's cute, I'll give her that, but her looks are already fading quickly as this board is quick to point out. If she hadn't been a model, she never would have gotten a record deal to begin with. What will happen when her weight continues to rise and her lips continue to deflate to the point where she is no longer able to pose for album covers in see-through shirts?

>>71660052

only took 5 years and millions of dollars of microsurgery to correct her fetal alchohol syndrome

she is looking good. not too hyped bout that latest single

> i will never drink vodka and take valium and zanax with my lana worshipping nihilistic look alike lana worshiping girlfirend ever again.

>>71661384
Stop it right now!

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I'm not so sure, does Lana even play harp?

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>>71661303
>But that doesn't matter because Lana is better than both of them

no she is fucking not. She is a fucking bitch singing about the same shit all the fucking time and after she released that pussy cola shit song she has nothing to say anymore.

>But that doesn't matter because Lana is better than both of them
>Lana is simply better because she's original and has covered more genres than just top40 immitation pop.

She covered all of those genres to see which one will make her the most famous. So as you said it she did sell out herself and her music. it didnt take too long for her tiny brain to realise that the shit she started with is the shit the people want to hear so she went back to have a start back in and failed miserably. her not even hitting the top 20 is a fucking disaster and if you as me she fucking deserved it. its good to only hear her shit voice in the night when barely anyone listens to the radio. Or in the tv where you wont even see her face because they are skipping her song all the time since its not succesfull. Im happy that i only saw Marina back then in 2010 and 2012, because over here in Germany she also used to be quite succesfull and to see her songs at like place 20 or 21 or something like that. its better to either see an artist way up or not see him at all, but i guess you faggots only care about her fat old botox faced bitch body. call Marina an "old" hag or whatever. in the end we will win.

>>71661465
>Marina
>successfull in anyway or anywhere
o am i laffin

>>71661451
Joanna has a horrible singing voice, just because she can play an oversized metal banjo doesn't make her better.

>>71661465
>in the end we will win
What?

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>>71661492
dont know what youre talking about. this looks otherwise

>itt: waifufags

>>71661566
because all of their waifu will be in the same as ours. Lana is aging like shit, isnt succesfull, and her face is melting. thats what i meant be we

>>71660052
At The Drive In?

>>71661573
lmao Billboard 200 doesn't mean shit and they all stayed there for an extremely short time, Ed Sheeran's album from 2013 has been on the charts for 142 weeks while her max. was 5 weeks and was on 8 for a week.

She's still garbage for a "pop" singer. Try again.

>>71661581
>95% off all replies are music related
faggots like you are worse than actual waifufags.

>>71661764
yeah, well dont fucking compare Marina with the biggest jerkoff in music history. Ed Sheeran is one of the most succesfull musician ive ever seen.

this WHOLE album is in the top 30 here in germany. ALL OF HIS FUCKING SONG

dont compare him with Marina.

nonetheless i know that Marina is not world wide famous at all, just wanted to prove anon wrong who said that she never was slighty famous or succesfull

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>>71661802
okay, for a more appropriate example.

Melanie Martinez' Cry Baby has been on the Charts for 82 Weeks with a peak position of 6.

Point is, of course Marina has had some minor success, it's still nothing impressive for someone who's been making relatively accessbile pop for almost 10 years now and her biological clock is ticking, looks in pop music are very important and crying "muh feminism" isn't gonna help plus her voice is also starting to decay.

see pic related, she has always needed a likeable personality and looks to have the minor success she had, we see people we are in love 2000% more attractive than they actually are. The Aim of Hollywood was to make people fall in love her and thus buy her music, nothing but a moneywhore trick by ((Marina))

>>71661866
forgot the with after "love"

plus considering how she aging horribly and has become progressively more unlikeable due to her smug and downright embarassing behavior it is save to assume that her career is as good as over.

She never had the looks and needed tons of makeup to cover up her hideous face and acne scars.

and "le quirky girl who thinks like guy xD" doesn't work in 2017, especially if you're 31.

>>71661866
well to be honest. she managed it with Hollywood, but its not like i dont see the reality of it and say that she famous or soemthing like that. She isnt famous and im still happy for what she achieved, but it gets on my nerves when people instantly start talking shit about other artists or in this case abouts waifus. I just want to talk about Marina with other people, without having some telling me that shes not succesfull or that she looks horrible. i dont care, i love her and her music, because it helped me in life and i feel like i owe her something. so the least thing i can to is try making people talk shit about her or kinda "protect" her from all this nonsense

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AHHHH GET OUT MARINAFAGS


GET OUUUTTTT

LANA DOESN'T WANT TO BE COMPARED TO THAT GARBAGE


AHHH GETOU GETOUT GETOU GETOUT
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YOU MADE ANGERY

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>>71660052
She's also fat

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>>71661936
Someone get her a burger before she hulks out.

>>71660188
God this band is so good. She fucking brings the heat live, too.

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>>71660790

>>71660052
That ridiculous fake nose gets me every time.

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>female
>best

>>71664555
>>>/pol/ is that way

>>71662773
mombody

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reminder

>>71664672
>the dismissive he must be from /pol/ fallacy
You're such a cuck it hurts.

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thats not TAY

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>>71666903
>trying to show off her nu-ass
laffed

>>71666884
please stay in your containment board, we don't care about "muh jews" here.

No one here listens to pop music because of it's message or anything other than that it sounds good.