Is asmr patrician?

If it isn't Ephemeral Rift it's dogshit.

No, it's autistic.

It's the least patrician thing I can think of actually.

>>71642897
some of its good
rest is just soft core porn. wouldn't be surprise if some richfag is paying these girl to do kinky shit off youtube

I'm not baiting but what is it?

>>71642947
plenty of them do.

>>71642950

youtube porn for underage kids.

>>71642961
What do they do and why is it music related?

>>71642950
girls whispering into a microphone, it's very comfy

>>71642950
It's some pseudoscience thing that makes your body tingle , supposedly. Like when someone runs their nails across a cardboard

https://youtu.be/_RjhsY06mOI

It is:

https://rateyourmusic.com/list/cosmictones/asmr/

>>71642950
>>71642961
>>71642984
The test of ASMR is "Do you still like it if a guy does it competently?"

If yes, then you're in it for the comfy feeling which is good.

If no, then you're in it because you're a lonely loser.

>>71642973
It's weird because I don't find it comfy or relaxing at all, I find it uncomfortable and even a bit unnerving.

>>71643004
What if I listen to the guys because they're relaxing but to the girls because they turn me on?

It's like anything else. Some is normie trash, some is interesting and done very well.

>>71643004
i mostly prefer guys tbqh

>>71642897
No but god damn is ASMR Darling cute as all hell...perfection.

No its fucking gay.

>not sleeping in complete darkness and void of sound

>>71643382
The point of it is not to help you fall asleep, you fucking retard

JBN is the only one I like mostly because I wanna fuck her while her asian bf watches

>>71642897
No shit I was friends with this girl in high school, I swear to fucking god. My best friend fucked her in his car after track practice and when they broke up she told everyone he had an "ogre dick". To this day we still don't know if that was a compliment or insult.

>>71643875
Is she Mormon? You from Florida ?

>>71643895
Also is the whole nice thing an act? I feel like she's fake as fuck

>>71643895
Yeah, like 10 minutes from Daytona Beach. No clue on the mormon thing, but I dont think so.

>>71643766
shes single

>>71643904
no she is nice you cynical fuck
used 2 be a chubby

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>>71643907
Here y'all go

This shit makes me want to fucking kill myself.
It sounds annoying as fuck to me.

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>>71643941

>>71643935
She was fat? I need some proof

>>71643875
I swear I saw her in college,too. walked right past her. But then again I have shitty eyesight.

>>71643979
aint got none

>>71644005
Hit that bro

>>71644024
well i do go back next term. She's a qt femlette. Like 5'3

>>71644005
UCF?

>>71644070
no, seminole state. I'm pretty sure she lives in my area. I can even recognize places/roads on her vlog channel

But as I said, my eyesight's bad and I wasn't wearing contacts, so not 100%. It was also like 6 months ago, she might have switched to ucf, or not going to college

>>71642950
It's basically goosebumps in response to sound. Everyone associates it with whispering and quiet tapping/scratching, though.

>>71643920
but has yellow fever regardless

No, it's just a method of falling asleep for extreme insomniacs who are probably also screen addicts.

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>>71643000
>does it with a blue yeti

>>71642910
phoenician sailor and asmr massage are better than your kink fetish trash.

>>71644384

Not doing all of your ASMR videos with a coles 4038 ribbon microphone through a NEVE console through a LA2A compressor with a low ratio.

Bumpin

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it's a level below shoegaze on the "lonely neckbeard escapism strategy" chart

>>71642897
Its too intense for me
I really can't sit through one without it causing discomfort

>>71642897
I wonder what the science is behind asmr's
Do people really not get a effect? wtf this crap causes me pain

ppomo its pretty godlike i love when she tries to talk in english, cutenes and goosebumps ensures

>>71646055
The science is for lonely nerds to feel like they have a girlfriend

>>71646340
I love ppomo but I've made a bad habit of using her videos to go to sleep and I don't think I can break it.

>>71646362
Some people use it for that but have you seriously never gotten the feeling from music you really enjoy?

>>71646362
>tfw use asmr for sleep
>tfw ppl think im weird

why don't ppl respect my boi dimitri https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfMqt3SZ8RY

>>71646428
this guy is gay as fuck

>>71646440
has a wife and kid dummy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CLiycpztlE

>>71642897
fedoracore

>>71646450
he has an adopted kid and that's not his wife asswipe

>>71646494
got any proof buddy?

>>71646428
I legit can't listen to male voices for asmr

it just feels so awkwardly intimate to me

either a girls voice or no voice desu

but yeah I can never fess up to this irl even though it seems like a lot of people know what it is, it gives off a bad look

>>71646450
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTyYETVSBCU&t=290s
Guy is also a CS:GO fan. He's chill af

>>71646497
i'm gonna beat your fucking ass

>>71646498
nah i was like that also but i got sick of the females whispering about personal shit and begging for patreon donations.

>>71642897
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKkIicimuv0
the first time I listened to this it felt like she was pinching parts of my brain and literally entering my ear
it was the most intense aural experience of my life

>>71646524
usually I only listen to girls who talk in languages I don't or can only sorta understand
if its in English and sounds natural then I focus too much on it and can't sleep

Also I've noticed the same thing you described with a lot of native English speakers

>>71646576
ear cleaning is top tier asmr
mouth sounds are high too but sometimes they sound a little too lewd

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>>71646450
>Somehow mutually exclusive

I fucking hate how the most popular asmrtists these days are just pretty girls. It's like instead of the asmr, people just want to dream about waifu tier qt whispering in their ear. They suck. Gibi asmr, this bitch, that ally bitch, etc. Not all girls are this shitty, but they are making asmr community look like sexually depraved freaks.

Men almost always do it better. Thatasmrchick was good but she's gone. Maria is still good, but not great.

>>71646681
maria is into witchcraft lmao

>>71646681
I like Gibi but you're right, that's what it has turned into. And you can't fault them for doing it, because they're making money.

>>71646681
also check out this semen demon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dILwnfgxOo

>>71646681
>Men almost always do it better
>>71646428

fuck off fag

>>71646681
I know I just watch her cute she's cute . We need an asmr essentials chart I'm on mobile so I can't do it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TN19UxnSu7g
is she patrician?

>>71646755
no
>tfw can't convince my sister to get on the asmr train so we can make money

>>71646755
She's the equivalent of Someone saying the dialogue of sailor moon from start to finish in full costume attire

>>71646793
Show her all the orbiters she'll get with it and the amazon wishlist

>>71646826
nah my sister literally browses /tv/ /pol/ and /sci/ all day. shes has legit autism.

>>71646854
SEND ME HER CONTACTS

>>71646854
Then it should be easy to convince her

>>71646867
doesn't have social media.
>>71646870
i've tried over and over. says she doesn't want to be involved in jewish propaganda.

>>71646681
Listen to Ppomo, she's amazing and while she has some waifu-ish vids she doesn't even show her face.

Based Dimitri will always be the king.

We don't need GFs when we hav ASMR roleplays. Only patricians are smart enough to not get girlfreinds

>>71642897
SAUCE

>>71646884
Asmr darling is basically a poster child for trump . Shit I heard she voted for him

>>71646979
Asmr darling

i like latte asmr. she has very relaxing energy. most of the top asmr peeps don't which is weird.

>>71646884
>doesn't have social media

SHE'S LITERALLY ME, PLEASE HELP AN ANON OUT

>>71647052
agree, her last korean ear cleaning vid helped me sleep a lot a few weeks ago

are you a fan of Kaya?

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bow down to the meme lord

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHmqmfyS4k0

>>71647098
this person is trying way too hard though. i guess she is very young so it's forgivable.

>>71647098
nah her stuff is too self-aware to give me tingles.
she needs to get on this guys level https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoDu-LHObvo

>tfw clicking these videos not realizing I'm signed in to my uni's radio station email account

Its fucking over
My social life is over
I knew /mu/ would ruin me one day but not liket his

>>71647141
just say your sister did it dummy

>>71646576
I can't senpai this kills me

>>71646681
Exactly. I would be surprised if porn stars don't put it into their repertoire it takes virtually no knowledge to do it. I am sure connoisseurs can tell the difference but not Joey Jackoff.

Also I'd like to know how men can do whispering into a microphone better, you mean you get a stronger feeling from them?

I always thought it was mainly for some erotic purposes.

>>71647141
Better this than lolicore

>>71647174
>not knowing about cherry crush

>>71647174
its not just whispering bro https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEN2U3Jf2DE
and some stuff really helps muh anxiety https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPhRvp6WOQY&t=1829s

TIL ASMR is literally the most triggering autistic shit i have ever experience.

>>71647174
nah it's not mainly for erotic purposes, i used to save interviews for asmr purposes before it was a thing. like softly spoken ones, most of the time with strong accents. been getting the asmr feeling since i was 8 years old.

>>71647085
Breh

Explain to me why asmr threads are posted on /mu/? It doesn't have anything to do with music.

>>71647329
sound art is music, like it or not.

>>71647329
>but spoken word does?

OK thanks anons, I'll try some of these ideas >>71647196
>>71647207
>>71647281
and educate myself, I guess I wasn't really into this scene and wrote it off.

>>71647329
Its literally lowercase

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>>71646681
I know I'm part of the problem, but if I'm just getting into an asmrtist, I'm more likely to click on a pretty girl. I almost never actually watch the videos, I just put on my headphones and close my laptop or turn my phone upside down. And if I stumble upon someone that can give me serious tingles and they happen to be ugly I really don't care. But I just can't turn my brain off and ignore pretty girls. I don't subscribe and I have an ad blocker up though so at least I'm not giving them any money.

>>71647329
Honestly, it's a more innovative use of the sound medium than most music today. Sure it's filled with waifubaits making mediocre shit that barely does anything and lonely neckbeards but like anything, when it's good, it's really good.

>tfw finally became asmr-redpilled and realized that all the best asmr channels are male

Why are women inferior at literally everything?

>>71648525
post your favs besides based dmitri

Fuck

>>71648552
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpErtw_jzfg

>>71648552
Raffytaffy, ephemeealrift, phonecian sailor, the list goes on...

>>71648525
Ppomo is one of the best in the game and is a woman.

>>71642897
pls darling, trigger my tingles