Batlord edition
old >>71618565
>>71626312
what are you blasting today, /meal/?
this is fun, unpretentious BM from Werewolf's label
> inb4 blackie, numale, cuck, etc.
First for american Coroner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9EACjgCvvY
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SACRIFICE
more of this
Post albums/bands that you slept on but really like now.
>>71626357
even if this general likes to shit on dissoshit
>>71626312
Eh, Bathory S/T wasn't a bad album for its time, but you can't overlook that dated 80s guitar tone and reverb.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgAt-B_QjK4
>>71626452
that's the one thing 2nd wave did a lot better in my opinion, because it all sounds so shit its hard to date the recording
>>71626357
Shit's good.
More like this?
Should grindcore considered a metal subgenre or a punk subgenre ?
>>71626452
I mean, it sounds like Megadeth studio outtakes.
>>71626452
The guitar tone was fucking awesome on Bathory, are you autistic? I wish more bands had guitars that sounded like it.
>>71626462
Epic heavy metal! fags won't understand
>>71626473
This album is fucking terrible
>>71626475
brocas helm defender of the crown
Post your personal 10/10s
Here's your does of cheesy proge
This band is so cheesy but really fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Doi60r3pniA
>>71626569
thanks man
djent
>>71626517
nuh uh
>>71626589
winter: black
spring: power/trad
summer: glam
autumn: doom
>>71626517
Kys
Rate my week
>>71626778
>not listening to thrash in the summer
>>71626920
linkin park fucking ruined this nice week
>>71626778
winter: sludge
spring: sludge
summer: sludge
winter: sludge
>>71626488
both
>>71626963
TTTTEEEEEEMPTATTION'S WIIIIINGS
je suis le rat de champs
>>71626410
eternal 10/10
>>71626589
>>71626357
>>71627007
Pènis noire a shit
>>71627007
ta gueule
Lets be honest the only memorable song is the Self Titled
>>71627198
i don't understand the love dio fans for this album
Ozzy was better
>>71627198
I don't remember a song called the Self Titled but Heaven and Hell is a good song
Post yfw Dark Tranquility literally have a song called Cuckold Ray Sunshine
>>71627246
cathode ray sunshine you shitter
they are a top tier band
>>71627253
Yeah, top tier shit band
>>71627223
Agreed
>>71626452
t. nu-male
>>71627246
>>71627296
Wel memed DMUfag
>>71627246
Post yfw you realised this cover is goatse
>>71627198
Neon Knights is ok. But the only good Dio fronted Sabbath album is Dehumanizer.
>yfw Insomnium wrote a song called Song of the Blackest Bull
>yfw Mastodon wrote a song named Cuck yourself
>Again and again
>On your forcefed black cock she chokes
>You feed off my pain
>Feed off my wife
How are melodeathfags ever going to recover?
>What will give in first
>The bull or the cuck
>Monochromatic stains
>Who will cave in first
>The nu-male or the Tyrone
>Monochromatic stains
What did they mean by this?
Does anyone have that essential melodeath chart?
new to metal. any recommends for bands that are heavy but without shitty screaming and growling?
preferably "epic" story-driven lyrics, although thats not a must
Welp, Ameritards are waking up, see you tomorrow lads.
>>71627433
"I am virgin
I'm a fucking whore"
>band originates from Gothenburg or Stockholm
>americucks
>>71627405
>>71627454
>>71627495
>>71627508
>>71627551
>>71627588
>>71627636
You are not funny
Are you 14 or something?
Why are Americans and DMU shitters so obsessed with cuckoldry?
>band plays heavy power metal but has a glam aesthetic
>>71627707
>14
That's probably the average age of people who unironically browse DMU
lmao metal is fucking gay
>metal is just stealing shitty /pol/ memes now
Shitposting used to be at least original here
>>71627598
wrong thread, this is only for faggy euros to post cuckold memes and complain about americans
>>71627824
t. nu-male amerifat
>>71627835
some american tourist must have fucked your crush in high school or something for you to be so perpetually assmad at USAmericans
>>71627724
Your loss
>>71627862
t. nu-male amerifat
>>71626517
t. nu-male
Reminder to appreciate Doom metal grandpa Bobby Liebling.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfLfidz6yHc
>>71626357
Some Irish folk metal, in celebration of Happy Drunky Day.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Eeriu2FoUog
What are some album covers that really makes you think?
>>71627967
>>71627967
>>71627967
my neurons are on fire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIN9ztvkmak
>>71627967
>>71627984
hnngg
>>71627598
Dissection - Storm of the lights bane
if thats too growly idk
>i like atheist
>>71627718
Lizzy Borden?
Quite fun early 2000's thrashing
But
>Paradise City (Guns N' Roses cover)
ayyy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46QC6c7DiBs
is Sinister worth listening to?
>>71628865
Ye
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ecDT3QvbSc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5em_BO9ryfU
>>71628888
>tfw no one checking my sick digits
/meal/ for this feel?
>>71629024
Djent
>>71629024
is there such thing as an 8888 tim signiture?
>>71626357
THEES EZ A STOREE ABOOOT LEZABEET BETHEREEE
>>71629282
HER BLAUuD IS OURSELF, CLEAN UNGARIAN BLOOD
>>71629315
i fucking love this album so much
If you claim to be a black metal fan yet listen to anything other than Mayhem, Darkthrone or Burzum, you're a P O S E R
>>71627198
>die young
>children of the sea
And I mean their WHOLE discographies, because I know you DISGUSTING FUCKING NU-MALE MANLETS haven't heard a single Darkthrone album that came after Transilvanian Hunger
Just FUCK OFF
>>71629392
meh
i like powerwolf and sabaton, am i a nu-male?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zx1ZtxUbGE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ylyqoxh-cXk
>>71629451
yes that nu-male power metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJo353Zd0OA
who /glampower/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=No1zAkGE5HE
>>71627152
It's pénis you obese redneck
>David Vincent leaves after shitting out an embarrassing album
>Steve Tucker joins and they release another masterpiece
will it happen again bros?
>tfw balding
metla for this feel?
>Shoahbaton
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnRqqCBODXs
>>71629593
!T.O.O.H!
Dying Fetus
Deicide
Judas Priest
Artwork is literally pizza thrash-tier
But music is fuking awesome thrash rock 'n' roll
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFQkwhwlcGw
post """""""""""""""""progressive"""""""""""""" death
dude terminal recuck blacke(ne)d """progressive""" neoanderdjent anti-nu-slamjira feat. Bjorn ">sodom" Strid lmao
what mixes GLam and Thrash together?
>>71629883
overkill
>>71629584
domination is one of their best
>>71628130
I remember back in Junior year of high school that someone thought I was an atheist because they saw Atheist in my library
Which Neurosis album should I download first?
Through Silver in Blood seems to be their most popular
>>71630006
the boring one
>>71630006
through silver in blood
all but the first two and last two are worth listening to, despite how boring they are
>>71630006
Enemy of the Sun
>>71626920
>crimson glory
>blitzkrieg
>manowar
good shit
idk what to listen to
give me a band
>>71630071
only living witness
>>71630071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C09XcI7eJTA
>>71630071
Vektor
>>71630083
>>71630087
>>71630102
>>71630115
i fucking hate this general
>>71630006
Enemy of the Cum
>>71630071
>>71630138
unwarranted hate, only living witness and /mu/ metal threads are great
>Yeah I like /metal/
>Vektor, Sodom, Wintersun the list goes on...
>>71630249
>tfw there are probably people that think /meal/posting is serious and only listen to meme bands like this
>y-yeah i like...
t. nu-male
>>71629711
that cover really makes you think
>>71629857
you should stop posting on /metal/ for a while
look what it's doing to you
>>71630207
>/mu/ metal threads are great
what fucking dimension are you from
>>71630441
third
who's frank sinatra of metla
>>71630453
>third
>not fourth
>experiencing metal as a function of space instead of time
I want to know how you do it. Do you go to modern art installations where they have music that shifts as you walk around/through it?
>>71630471
Björn "Speed" Strid
>>71630471
Severely overrated and currently dead singer? Probably Chuck Schuldiner.
>>71630510
Come on at least he didn't die of AIDS
>>71630471
biff byfird
Strid grew up in Sweden and received the nickname "Speed" from fellow students as a result of the "extreme music" he was known to enjoy. He co-founded Soilwork in 1995 under the name Inferior Breed which was later changed to Soilwork once the fledgling band's sound began to take shape. He is the only member to have stayed with the band for the duration of its existence, and is the only original member still in the band as of 2016. Most of Soilwork's lyrics are written by Strid himself.
>>71630340
wew
>>71626312
DESTINATION DEATH
*waah-wah*
DESTINATION DEATH
I'M HAULIN' ASS
AIN'T NO STOPPIN' NOW
>>71629396
but i have all the albums by all 3 of them, including most the demos/eps and shit
https://youtu.be/hfepyb8F8jI
XD
>>71630556
Batlord kicks legit ass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rH05WE-jpng
>>71626589
UH AH AH AH
>>71630588
No slam, beatdown or crossover.
>>71626589
unashamedly my favourite album of all time by my favourite band of all time
>>71630600 (You)
>>71630556 (You)
NOT METAL
>>71630806
t. nu-male
4chan is fucking garbage
>>71630855
t. numale
>>71630862 (You)
t. nu-male
>>71630806
possibly, but they have harder riffs and better solos than many metal bands
Any other subtle metal decorations
I CANT STOP LISTENING TO GLAM AAAAAAAH
>>71630921
Have you tried not going to gay bars so often?
>>71630945
t.projecting
>>71630945
>when a nu-male calls glam gay
congratulations on the triplets
>>71630921
share your finds
slam is the new glam
https://youtu.be/gm091w0sSKk
XXXXX D D
>>71630977
https://youtu.be/UVCX-3vhcQs
https://youtu.be/noLPhZvcBpw
https://youtu.be/hetN7a9Maa0
https://youtu.be/H2wNnySgB1M
>>71631052
stop shilling your channel sucka
>>71631057
niiiice
>Write a well thought out comment defending trve evropean paganism that gets a few hundred likes
>Varg doesn't like my post
>Shitty badly written greentexts filled with bad memes
>Varg likes them all
Well f-fuck you too
>>71631213
t. nu-male
jesus, what happened to this place
>>71631213
>trve european paganism
>paganism
>2017
>>71630588
what nu-male made this
>>71631232
I happened
BROTHER WILL KILL BROTHER
>>71631323
SPILLING BEANS ACROSS MY LAND
ASK THE SHEEP
FOR THEIR BELIEFS
>>71631323
>>71631335
KELEN FOR RELEGEEEEEONN
>>71631213
>being a self proclaimed "pagan"
>being american
people who do that are beyond pathetic
>>71630588
This is from 2017?
IS SOMETHING I DON'T UNDERSTAND
Any more powerful songs like this one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yONa2rRQBsc
>>71631382
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFt56Qlt52M
WOLLS LIKE THIS
ACROSS THE STREET
>>71631408
wtf is that shit
>>71631418
I CAN'T AFFORD A LAMB
A KAUNTRY THATS DIVIDED
SURELY WILL NOT STAANDDD
MY MASTER RACE; NO MORE DISGREICE
>>71631323
>>71631335
>>71631347
>>71631352
>>71631376
>>71631418
>>71631459
>>71631500
MERCY KILLINGS
KILLINGS
KILLINGS
KILLINGS
>KILLINGS
>>KILLINGS
>KILLINGS
>>KILLINGS
>KILLINGS
>>KILLINGS
>KILLINGS
>>KILLINGS
>KILLINGS
>>KILLINGS
A BULLY'S KNIFE STAND
HOLY WOOOOORZ
Currently listening to this. Do I like it?
ROOOOOTS
HOLY
>DEUS VULT
WORZ
>ALLAHU AKBAR
>>71631529
>Do I like it?
how would we know
>>71631543
its a meme you dip
BLOODY ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTS
>>71631550
Define 'meme'
>>71631529
Yeah, it's a little boring but not actually bad.
YU LOOK SO PERFECT; EVERYBODAY NOWS
THEY AR PETRIFIED TO SAY EMPEROR HAS NO ROBES
>>71631573
t. nu-male
what are some underrated tech deaths
>>71631606
Necrophagist
>tfw no thicc USPM gf
why even live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKNzbFY5lzk
>>71630698
.... but White pony is better
>>71631623
probably so. both 10/10's in my opinion, i have more personal attachment to koi no yokan though
>>71631613
is garbage
>i haven't masturbated for days because i'm too busy listening to metal
what is happening to me
>>71631233
>>71631358
>2017 in any country
>believing in supernatural deities of any kind
So, what's your favorite Stryper album faggots
FELONY WHAT YOU DID TO ME
THE JUDGE SAID SORY FIRST DEGREE
>Tfw i'm a nu-male
Metal for this feel ?
>>71631690
all of it
I needs solo QUICK
>>71631699
Thanks, much appreciated
HELLO ME
MEET THE REAL ME
most underrated album of metal
>>71631714
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Xs_IICPr7U
>>71631674
t. piss-drinking hobo pagan
>>71631690
something that's from the extreme genres you big girls blouse
FATHER LIKE SON
HE CHOMPS ON HIS MOTHER'S WOMB
BLYZAAAAZAAAAAAAA
>>71631718
>Band uses 8 strings
>doesn't dJoNt
what a meme
>>71631674
in god we trust
>>71631745
BAZINGA
>>71631749
what is djent? i've never known what it is/understood it
>>71631674
t. nu-male pagan
>>71631682
I HOOOPE IT ME TONIGHT SHES LOOKING FOR
OOOOOOH SWEET YOUR GIIIRLS
>>71631777
djents are chugz
>>71631777
djent
>>71631718
I GET BORRRRRRRRRED
engine no.9 is a fucking banger. i really like one weak and root too
>>71631777
Djent is when this man fucks your woman
>>71631529
Do they sound like Bolt Thrower?
>>71631777
this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tE6A_4oYnNA
>>71631858
I only know In Battle There is No Law. Compared to that, they're much less caverncore and more towards black metal, but in the war-and-evil way, not in the sad cuck way. There's riffs aplenty and no bullshit black metal atmo or mixing shenanigans.
>>71631718
Worst Tones album, even s/t is better
post folk
So I just finally listened to this album on Saint Patrick Day and holy shit, how have I not listened to this band sooner, this might replace Kivenkantaja as my favourite folk metal album of all time, people throw that word around a lot, but this album is simply epic.
>>71632018
>YEAH I'M A VIKING CONQUERING ANGLELAND
>*pauses skyrim and heaves himself out of his dxracer chair to grab more soda and chips
why do folk-fags larp? is it some Freudian inferiority complex?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_aJuyEvYKM
WHAT WILL THEY THINK OF THIS WHOLE STORY
>tfw listening to way too much pizzathrash
i NEED HELp
>>71632018
I think dark folk might be the most popular token non-metal genre among metalheads
Behind prog and post-punk
>>71632079
>skyrim
>when there is stainless steel
>>71632099
look
in my eyes
you can see
my im pur i ty
>>71632108
define pizzathrash. give me a band that defines this meme
>>71632144
Municipal Waste
Warbringer
Lich King
Gama Bomb
what makes folk metal 'folk'?
>>71632115
you're forgetting post-rock for the proge crowd
>>71632144
municipale waste and all the other clones they spawned ten years ago.
It was fun for 10 minutes
>>71632079
but skyrim is a game about vikingland getting buttfucked by anglos and romans
>>71632144
Basically any band that has a album cover that looks like a shitty comic book
>>71632170
jumpy riffs
>>71632144
Cover art by Ed Repka
>>71632170
what makes black metal "black"?
Cucksphemy - Fallen Angel of Semen
>>71632170
odd folks play it
>>71632242
its a song doofus
Honest thoughts on The Sword?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9KbmRTgigQ
I'd say that they're actually a decent place for complete normies to start in metal. Better than Mastodon, at least at this point.
Dr. Pavel... I'm Leprous
listen to prog
>>71632268
wew lad
>>71632268
you're right, that's the band that got me into stoner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TrLOGEbNNQ
More like this
>>71632289
he was better when he was a pimply satan worshipping teen
>>71632293
>Nails on the nu-male chart
every time
>>71632374
Explain what is wrong with that
>>71632374
their last album is the epitome of nu-male music
>>71632386
>>71632409
Oh is this a "anything that resembles metalcore in the slightest is bad" episode?
Yeah, I hate bands like Nails and XIbalba! They definitely don't fuck 99% of trve metal in the ass :^)
>>71632319
Zealotry are Cuckthe'ilst but good.
>>71632269
You mean Dr Ihsahn
>>71632486
t. nu-male
>>71632359
He turned into Penn Jillette
>>71632499
>lol i posted it again
crossover > metal
>>71632486
Nails first 2 albums are actually good powerviolence album
YWNBOoU is absolute trash though
>>71632530
t. wigger nu-male
post albums that tradcucks will never understand
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PK3veGHaz5s
>>71632486
>taking that chart seriously
>>71632530
>t. ultra nu-male
>>71632568
this is dogshit
>>71629396
Panzerfaust is spotty and everything after that is buttblack
Goatlord is the real shit negroid
>>71632588
I don't take it seriously, which is why I was laughing about it in the first place.
It's impossible to know if any of the meme-loving fucks around here take it seriously or not, though.
>>71632614
You're dogshit.
>>71632620
Blaze>UAFM>Panzerfaust>TH
>>71632620
>buttblack
buttblack is bands like Gorgoroth, Tsjuder, Urgehal, 1349, Ragnarok
>>71632661
this
>>71632620
I thought buttblack is Dark Funeral and Demon Vurger
post good glam albums
>>71632627
t. nu-male
>>71632681
you first
>>71632681
None
>>71632681
impossible
>>71632681
Let this gay fucking shit die.
>>71632770
how is overkill glam?
>>71632791
t. cis white nu-male
>>71632796
it's gay
>>71632901
say that to me in the pit and not online and see wht happens fucker
Glam was a mistake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLVkz2vsbj4
>>71632681
there you go
>>71632731
>>71632732
>>71632754
>>71632791
t. nu-male
>>71632939
YEAH
>>71633013
Glam??? It's gay...
>>71633013
t. nu-male
thank God grunge killed glam
>>71632176
>>71632167
MW should be called pizza cross instead
>>71633027
>>71633039
>>71633041
t. nu-male
>>71632552
Nah, but the latest record is definitely more hardcore punk than GV
>>71633056
t. faggot
>>71633041
amen
>>71632939
I don't go to Deafheaven concerts m8
>>71632936
Fuck off
Listening to glam is more gay than fapping to traps
>>71633041
>>71633092
Everything is more gay than fapping to traps because fapping to traps is the straightest thing you can do.
>>71626357
>>71633041
This
Grunge > Glam
>giving a handjob
fapping is gay
>>71629375
*Demo
New thread >>71633089
>>71633113
t. closet homo
>>71632495
But the production is ass
>>71632079
>shit talking escapism
>in a /meal/ thread
>on 4chan
>>71632268
v boring
>>71632486
Nails are nu-males though, they play hardcore. Xibalba are brown so they're safe.
>>71632620
Panzerfaust is their best fucking fight me.
>>71633039
Glam is nu-male repellent. Glam is about drinking and pussy and nu-males pretend to hate those things.
>>71633121
Grunge is just glam with all the happiness sucked out.
Am I the only one who can only listen to black metal when tired as fuck? It's perfect when I want to shut off my brain, but otherwise I find it pretty boring.
>>71634108
wew
Insanely good shit here, been listening to almost daily for a couple weeks
>>71634517
Nah