is charli xcx the david bowie of this generation?

there will never be another david bowie or michael jackson or beatles of our generation

the pop industry moves far too fast for anyone to even come close to the longevity the old groups had

>>71624834
michael jackson and the beatles are not david bowies

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>>71624834
>or michael jackson

But that's where you're wrong.

>>71624834
>the pop industry moves far too fast for anyone to even come close to the longevity the old groups had
Rihanna has been having hits for the past 12 years now.

>>71624881
because she's not 30 yet

>>71624803
She is the Madonna of this generation

>>71624834
>there will never be another david bowie
>Who is Mike Patton

Nah, Bowie looks better in make-up.

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>>71624803

>>71625360
she is tho

>>71624881
because she's a zero-personality, she just shits out music that grooves with the zeitgeist just well enough year after year after year

>>71624803
I think she might be a sort of modern day Cher

>>71624803
I want to fuck charli and would've fucked Bowie before he died so in that sense yes

>>71625307
Name a human being that Bowie looked worse than

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>>71624803
No. St. Vincent or Grimes.

>>71625660
Young Brad Pitt
Young Tom Cruise
Young Leo
Young Johnny Depp
George Clooney
Christian Bale
Chris Hemsworth
Tom Hardy

Just a few

>>71625285
who?

>>71624885
RHCP and U2 had hits into their 40s.

>>71625781
They're dudes. Female singers in particular pop singers are essentially expected to commit suicide at 35.

>>71624881
>>71625568
Christgau had noted rather acidly that the Doobie Brothers by the end of the 70s had exceeded the length of the Beatles' entire recording career and were showing no signs of stopping any time soon (in this he was wrong since they died out after 1980).

>>71625704
>>>/v/

>>71624803
And nice retro-70s outfit. Looks like something the Runaways would wear.

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>>71625836

>>71625907
Yep. They loved their polyester jumpsuits back then.

>>71625812
The Doobies were the original corporate buttrock band from which all subsequent ones spawned.

>>71624881
Because she was lucky enough to not blow her wad early on like Miley and Britney did.

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>>71624803
>charli xcx
L:iteral seeman demon.

>>71625794
There are some female singers that produce some decent stuff. Sia comes to mind. BTW, I used to pronounce it Sigh -I. But I've heard folks pronounce it See-ia. Either way, I'll SeeYa later.

>>71624803
She smells like a chicken shop.

>>71626125
What the fuck is a chicken shop?

God Europeans are so weird.

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>>71625994
Exactly, she must've done something right

>>71625994
Or Lady Gaga. All of them had talent, but they did stupid stuff and wasted it.

>>71624885
Beyoncé??

>>71627645
But for the days when she was just a pop star instead of a mouthpiece for Afroleninist ideologies.

>>71627694
>Beyoncé
>Afroleninist
lmfao what she's blatantly capitalist

And didn't you know that Fidel Castro made Forbes's list of world's wealthiest people?

>>71625688
both disgusting, st vincent is the worst tho

>>71625704
>George Clooney
hahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahah no

>>71625688
two memes that wont even be footnotes.

>>71628082
>>>/pol/

>>71627734
Don't tell the beyhive that

>>71624803

Charlie is a hot slut and I want to bend her over

>>71624803
>those kind of saggy tits

hnnnnnnnnnggg

>>71625704
nearly all these are debateable and you're going to have to stick to a "through-the-ages" comparison because that's why David Bowie is the paradigm of sex appeal and musical prowess; he kept going

>brad pitt; hemsworth
ok

>>71624803
https://youtu.be/Qufq9Tz8MI0

Bowie could sing live.

>>71624803
How's Number 1 Angel? I haven't listened yet, did she go the direction she seemed to be headed with Vroom Vroom EP?

>>71628549
she used to be able to sing life, I guess the Aids is slowly catching up to her...

>>71624803
>charlie xcx thread
>only 1 (one) picture of this dumb bitch

kill everyone ITT please

>>71628354
the "beyhive" is not one bit anticapitalist, nor have they even had a single radical thought in their lifetime. they are the penultimate mindless consumers, fellating whatever Beyoncé puts out without a second thought.

>>71625688
I agree with this

but Kanye is true Bowie

>>71624803
No

>>71624803
>just listened to the Vroom Vroom EP again

That thing is pretty much flawless, I don't think she'll ever be able to top it

>>71628008
Their memes on 4chan yeah. But I think they'll be far more remembered than a indie/pop crossover act with a few minor hits. Is anybody going to remember Alessia Cara? St. Vincent and Grimes will both be viewed as more eccentric in the end than Charli. Especially St. Vincent who ripped off Bowies look, and even shows clear influences in her songs. Go listen to "Severed Crossed Fingers, Dilettante, or all of "Marry Me" and tell me it doesnt sound like Bowie

>>71627991
You have shit taste, buddy.

>>71628261
WAAAH WAAAH GET OUT OF MUH SAFE SPACE

>>71628008
Bollocks. They're regarded as 2 of the best female artists of this decade, if not the best ones. Your hate can't change that fact. See you in 10 years.

>>71628938
>not realizing that "event" would include his stupid ass

She can be whatever she wants

>>71624803
I'm sorry man I have to hide your thread. That cleavage is making me all hot and bothered and I'm a work right now. Sorry.

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>>71625369

>>71624813
This

>>71629344
The only reason to listen to Charli is for PC Music

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Is Grimes actually sexy?

Who's deleting shit?

I want to put my penis in between her sweaty tit and her cloths.

>>71624873
The Weeknd isn't even that good outside of like, two albums.

>>71624803

I dreamt I made out with her it was fucking unreal

>>71630114

absolutely not

>>71628668
its still pc music produced but number 1 angel is less experimental and more radio friendly

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>>71630914
:(

>>71627645
Beyoncé has the strong independet black womyn shtick to keep her relevant, if she was white she'd be a literally who by now.

>open thread to look at her tiddies
>no more pics

:(

>>71630114
she's something more than that (but it includes it)

>>71630954
Still sounds interesting. Her moving to PC Music style production I felt helped her sound out a lot and gave me more of a reason to follow up on what she's released. I'll check it out.

>>71631430
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1UldBgl67M
listen to this desu came out yesterday and a lot more interesting than number 1 angel

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>>71631330
Good point.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSWwVYuqsVM

>>71624803
i want to shove my face inside that suit and suffocate to death

>>71624803
Ariel Pink

>>71624834
But Kanye has been a popular solo artist since 2003 and he's still relevant.

>>71630114
asking isn't sexy

>>71625285
Kek

No, Lana Del Rey is

>>71629344
It wasn't good because of Charli, but in spite of her. SOPHIE is amazing.

>>71630802
neither was Michael Jackson

>>71633941
Really did carried her there. Wish my dick could carry her one of these days mate

>>71627621

fuck she's ugly

>>71624803
too whorish
I love her music though

Kanye West is

>>71624803
Can't get past how look she looks here. Fucking mutt

>>71630114
no, shes hideous but you are a waifufag so of course she is beautiful to you

I'm a straight male and I'd fuck Bowie over Charlie.

>>71636075
>hideous
You must have a really shit taste in women. I don't envy you, buddy.

>>71636122
says the grimesfag
she has a weird nose, no tits, no curves, shit haircut, and bad looking face
but i have shit taste in women, i swear to god waifufags should be killed

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>>71636159
>being this triggered

>she has a weird nose,
It adds to her appeal
>no tits,
Wrong. See pic related.
>no curves
Wrong again.
>shit haircut
She had few ugly haircuts, but ffs, she changed her style during the years.
>and bad looking face
Wrong once again.

You're just a mere pleb unable to appreciate patrician beauty. As I said, I don't envy you.

>i swear to god waifufags should be killed
>still posts about tits, curves and haircuts
You first, imbecile.

>>71630114
>>71624803
>>71625688
>>71633831
>>71635695
Lol no.

>>71636279
Not an argument

>>71636255
>unable to appreciate patrician beauty.
This, doesn't help your credibility. This is from somebody who is impartial towards Grimes.

>>71634721
haha NOICE

She's the dingleberry hanging on the asshair of our generation at best.

>>71636317
>credibility
On /mu/? Don't make me laugh. Even you know that everyone will keep their initial opinions, even that idiot.

>>71636255
why can't you simply just appreciate her music? why does it have to get sexual?

and face it, she looks like a fucking inbred mongrel

>>71636375
I appreciate her music a lot. BTW, appearance =/= sexual. You're just too prude. This board is 18+.

>>71636375
You're not only prude but also a massive piece of shit.

>>71636442
Prude is one of the most irrelevant ad hominems.

>>71636426
>>71636442
>the simple mind of the average grimesfag exposed

face it you fucks, grimes is shit, and the only thing we hate more than her is you retards

>>71636485
>ad hominems
Ahaaaa, but what about your ad hominem >>71636375 related to her? You're a douchebag. Period.

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>>71636519

>>71636530
you're just in denial

>>71628549
i hate how her vocals are mixed over processed and grating as fuck, but whatever.

>>71630114
no

>>71636375
>>71636519
>not being nice to Grimes
Anon(s), you can engage in stupid, pointless, offensive banter with waifufags all you want, but kindly leave Grimes out of it. Otherwise hellfire will reign down upon you.

>Released music since 2005, wildly different genres with ever release
>Achieved mainstream pop success while integrating patrician styles from the avant-garde
>Constantly-changing personae that act as a vehicle for her music
>Transcendentalist and esoteric interests

Lana Del Rey is the only successor to Bowie, mark this

>>71636659
oh wow an army of no life losers that have a 4/10 girl as their waifu, how terrifying

>>71638249
>inadvertently admitting you're a waifufag
Get a hobby numb-nuts. There's this thing I do that I really enjoy that a lot of others do as well. It's called listening to music. You can even talk about what you listen tp with people on the internet. You should try it sometime desu. It might make you seem less like a pathetic loser obsessed with his own dick.