What the fuck is wrong with Rivers Cuomo?

>>71615128
I WANNA GO BACK

>>71615145
Based Gener

>>71615145
Fucking hell Gene-O that's savage as fuck

>>71614990
holy shit Rivers. That woman is talking to these guys like thy're retarded and they're acting like it

http://thehardtimes.net/music/japanese-teenager-writes-creepy-song-rivers-cuomo/

>tfw

>>71615335
too me WAY too long to realize that was satire

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>When we’re on tour, I try to find a massage parlor wherever we go. It’s become a ritual – wandering around the seedy district at three in the morning, searching for some action. I prefer the full body massage with a ‘happy ending’. It can start to feel kind of empty after a while, but you can meet some really cool people. A lot of times it’s the older ladies I really like – they have this nice maternal vibe. The reason I started with the prostitutes was solely to work on my negotiating skills. Once I mastered negotiating with a naked woman asking me for money, dealing with Interscope was a piece of cake.

>>71615145
>It should take three people to make a baby.
Fucking damn.

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>>71614990
>Rivers looked like this at one point

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>>71615602
Holy fuck

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>>71615602
he also looked like this at one point

>>71615751
qt tbhwyfam

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>>71615602
>>71615751

>>71615751
>Rivers Emo

>>71615335
Hard times is the fuckin best.

>>71614990

If you're looking for a band to recapture the fun poppy rock n roll/punk of early Weezer, just listen to Rocket From The Crypt.

This album is a great starting point.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUpWu1spxpw

I read an old interview where Rivers asked RFTC to tour with them after Pinkerton came out, they couldn't because of scheduling conflicts. Pat and the drummer of Rocket also formed a band called The Special Goodness.

>>71615751
good trap material, would consider

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>>71615145
the fucking savage

>>71615751
USED TO SMOKE A FEW IN MY TIME
BUT NEVER THOUGHT IT WAS A CRIME