>Yo anon! Spit some bars

op is a faggot

*spits some bars*

>>71586535
damn...

Crazy motherfucker on fire
Play the beat like a lyre
I desire
To cut you up like bob wire

i want to beat up moby
and suck his cock

my pants can't hold this long dick
i need new pants bitch

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>>71586585
>fire
>desire

Ottawa is my Hometown, My favorite city
And I'm relaxin' here, in my degeneracy
The degenerate life, you know it's all I need
Cuz I'm relaxin' here, degenerate and free

But one thing I'd love, is a degenerate wife
Picture me and my degenerate wife, nicely
Living our degenerate life, casually
Living degenerate and living free

We could even generate some life, love
And never generate any strife, cuz
That's for those degenerates, who degenerate life
Instead we love and live degenerate, me and my wife

Fire
Desire

grimes is the most important artist of this decade

my name is darrell
my dick is like a elephant
if you was just like me
you'd still be darrellevant

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>>71586585
>bob wire

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>Yo anon! Spit some Lars

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i move packs around the city
my bitch got one titty
i play niggas like a midi
and ya mans think im witty

no homo

i fuck bitches in cancun
most of those bitches suck dick like a vacuum

Thugger!
What do you want from me?
It’s YSL until we dead you know, I understand
I know

He geeked on beat
2 freaks I just geeked SK Kel-Tech XPD
OG off codeine, need more lean
Need more weed to proceed
I know B's, I throw B's, tall P's
I know Pirus I know nine deuce
If I call 'em they gon' kill it too
Call Duke, he gon' shoot
Yea, Thugger took it too
Livin' bulletproof, if I was you I would be mad too
Good shooter, I'ma good shooter
And if I wanna see some titties I go eat at Hooters
Yeah, yeah, I could be your teacher cause I got a ruler
My dad ate hunters for 30 years and they call him cougar, yeah
I got ice baby, fuck your jeweler, oh
I sip Actavis straight out the cooler
Girl you know it, I'll do ya
I give you head, I want your Medusa
I need it, I need it (yeah)
I need it, I need it (yeah)
I need it, I need it (yeah)
Turn me up, I need it, I need it (yeah)

>>71586535
I feel you

the name is MC Anon and i gots all of the memes bitch
try to fuck with me and your fucking with my team bitch
no i have no license
got no id bitch
but right now i'm tikeing in the r18 bit
and next i'll be dyking in my tonka with the teens bitch
said i was 18 on netflix yo they bought it
said i was 18 on my dic pics yo she saw it
yes i got blocked but at least a ho saw it
pretty hard life being fucking eleven
no where to hang but the seven eleven
at least i got my friend kevin and the whole damn meme squad
you fuck with my bitches
you're fucking with me bruh!

I put the prodigy back into prodigal, son I swear to my dads and moms and G-ds I will be in that number, unstoppable.

Sleep on my destiny but I will never slumber, if you can't get your shit together you might as well stay the plumber.

Do or not not, skull drops, there ain't no question

If you believe in yourself that's some confidential introspection

Microscope the microphone and it'll pass any inspection, these thoughts are a serious collection of youthful intention without doubt or recollection to keep being what's bright for my team

might be stupid but seriously it's still the dream

wanna bring 'em all with me and you know it's a blessing if you can just feel

like judas they can doubt but IT'S STILL FOR REAL

>>71586493
Christmas, the mass of Christ
He's the guy, who gave his life
Walk on water, walk on wine
Don't fuck men or you'll be in strife

He Lives behind a rock
A way to sin is to suck a cock
Never wank into a sock
Cuck yourself with a lock

All round fire, from on high
The men from Sodom were all Bi
Jesus, he's one hell of a guy
For a man he'll never unzip his fly

Yo ur gay
Ur mom is gay
Faggot
Homo
Queer
Gay
Fag
You like dicks
I punch homos all day
Eat your ass like an almond joy all day
Suck on your dick all day
I'll Oxyclean your smegma like Billy Mays

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i don’t pee in the bed but i’ll pee on ya head

i do two things in life i go pee and get bread..

>>71586910
lmao sounds like something hed actually say

i got plenty bars. the bars u njeed

https://soundcloud.com/rockstar-papi/its-goin-down-prod-by-kaylib

I round my ankles like Terminator
The lesser emancipator, just a traitor
You don't carelessly drive a tractor
Anti-rulers bur pro-tractor
I just HATE the devil that lies in my face
Abour days and forays into lesser known places
I LOVE to draw lines out of maces and flip through the book of old traces--
You feel? Do you really are you sure?
Are you for or against this plastic pousseur?
Do you feel I mean for real
Or is your heart just a blurred
Organello with spurs
A fat cello with sideburns
Mandolinas of the dead that once drank in a tabern
But don't get me wrong, don't hate
it's not that you're selfishly loading your crate
and your plate and your bong (oh no!) with the produce of Satan, the lettuce of lascivious contours
I just write words that sometimes rhyme, sometimes don't
And can't be cunted to go on
But your bones only foster the words of the

>>71586493
I see many bitches and don't get laid
Do many jobs and don't get paid
Stream online and I don't get raid
Eat cake with a fork cause i don't get splade

Deal many drugs but i never get trade
Wish i had money but i'll never be made
Madly street wise but i still get played
Almost make the cut but i don't make the grade

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>>71586535
is this you

Got no homies, no bitch,
But I got a 4 inch dick,

Live a sedentary lifestyle
Got no miles,
On my odometer
Nigga can't sing a meter,
But I still judge, like mike
Pissing in empty two liters
My waifus a dyke
Got a four inch Peter

Drop bars, got no car
Drop my mother's money
On a new guitar

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>>71586493
>Ha ha! Sure thing, my nigga!

My name is Anon
I smell like flan
Bitches be flan
Why can't we all just... get along...? Or something haha sorry I suck at this. I'll see myself out

Yo, I got slugs for snitches, no love for bitches
Putting thugs in ditches when my trigger finger itches

if think u stand under me if u dont understand me

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>>71587107
>if think u stand under me if u dont understand me
bruh...

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fuckin wit ya
bitch ill clip ya
edge up hoe
blunt sesh up son
my honey buns weigh tons
pot o' coffee with the sun rise
ya bitch got one size
me
step back
G
aids free since '93

Aye aye aye yo yo what we gonna do right here.
>What we gonna do?
What we gonna do it right here is break it down for y'all
>Break it down for em brutha
Yo we gonna break it down for all y'all redditors out there
>Where dey at though?
Right mutha fuckin here >>71587169, >>71587152.

Yeah, ha-ha
Finally, someone let me out of my cage
Now time for me is nothing 'cause I'm counting no age
Now I couldn't be there
Now you shouldn't be scared
I'm good at repairs
And I'm under each snare
Intangible
Bet you didn't think so I command you to
Panoramic view
Look, I'll make it all manageable
Pick and choose
Sit and lose
All you different crews
Chicks and dudes
Who you think is really kickin' tunes?
Picture you gettin' down in a picture tube
Like you lit the fuse
You think it's fictional?
Mystical? Maybe
Spiritual

>>71586493
yo yo
my dick is hard
they call me the bard

yo bitch want my booty
i use an enema so i dont go pooty
its not gsy i swear its not
the prostate IS the male g spot

my nigga

fuck her wolf haley robinson n I grabst the fuckin airplane the fagget negga papazin

in the hallway always grabbin boobies, oh just the clean ones dont want to catch the cooties

Y'all trying way too hard up in this bitch

don't need looks
if you can cook
the books of mind
and I don't mind
if you think I'm lying
bout being fine
fine your ass
for being shit too stank
and cut the line
umbilical corded bitch you is,
cuz all babies do is piss
missed the word scheme
i'm on a plane above the ditch
of your broke ass
bitch ass waste head
thinking you the shit
you is the shit
that smell like dysentery
tell you to suck a dick
but you got nothing
on gays and girls,
they strongarm you, bitch

>>71586493
Passed on em like Rigatoni Tony
Call me a wanker but it's them who are lonely
And if i do get caught when it is me only
My hand is soft, there hands are bony

Microsoft is me, they are all Sony's
I gotta a good controller, they're lightweight phonies
Mega kill streaks for me and my cronies
Drink with strangers like we're prancing ponies

Give that man a Tony, I'll have a Grammy
Only person who cares is your dead granny
She's the closest you'll get to banging fanny
Throw your little toys all out of the prammy

Punk I'm right here when you running
Bitch I stand tall when you gunning
Hate that fake rap, I'm a pundit
Love that loose wrap, use a hunnid

Call you faggot when you act wrong
Retarded when you talk cheap
I farted on your girl's thong
And I bought it, you a blind sheep

Ain't no problems till you make one
Then I make two, and then Saigon
Come back to Iraq on your fat lip
That's a fat shit with a backflip

Don't need bitches, they need me
I'm plane kissing: RPG
And you flare boys better move quick
Hot glue shotgun, my shots stick

>>71587730
What the fuck is a prammy

>>71587753
A pram.

Anon told me to spit a few
Been smoking so long that issue
So I write that shit down
Like tears to a tissue
Brick bars like gold pound
Oars for my pistol
Helps me shoot sound
Bound and gagged because
I'm more of the poundee
No lube if you around me
Need oxygen to spin around me
No hospital can cure the disease
That infects our young
Tongueing guns like carpet fun
Hung but faucet stung
Pun deposit some then run
Cum on anon I'm done

Cold as ice
Sometimes warm and nice
I was told to cool down
You shouldn't act like a mice

Bets are high
A shame this time I gotta fold
I know that the end is nigh
But I ain't doin' what I'm told

DEEP SHIT

>>71586493
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XBvY-ECIVY

>>71588060
Why does British rap always have such retarded beats? Do people like that stupid drumming?

When Op wants me to drop some bars whilst im in class,
Ill slash this bitch like the scars on your hoes ass,
first time being lyrical, my shit far from satirical,
terrible bars, feeling like melbourne,
dont have drugs, but fuck i still sell them,
like 18 years old, a '98 baby,
y'all see me skrrting a mercedes chomping on a shiny pink lady,
fuck you, y'all bitches can hate me,
but bitches be bitches, and yall be crazy,
Abbott for prim, fuck that shit is grim,
Trump for pres, fuck outta here my homie juarez.

>>71588085
Hey faggot, is this you?
>>71588071

>>71588133
Yeah I posted in the wrong thread like a fucking retard

>>71588085
That's venetian snares, you mong. It's canadian and most UK MCs don't spit over breakcore. But you probably think all fast drum breaks are breakcore and get super fuckin spooked by time signatures

>>71588361
You didn't have to be mean to me

>>71588392
It's okay lil nigga you win some you lose some

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>>71588152
Happens to the best of us friendo

Have some MILCC

>>71588427
Ughhh that's a nice lil webm, thanks brother

>>71586493
Bitch has been all in her feelings right now
Riches in all of my ceiling right now
Dressing in all my gorillas right now
Sleepin all night in the kitchen right now

We been up riding and killing I gotta quit
Dealing, I gotta get with it
I gotta get simple got dope on the skille
I'm keeping it hidden when you come to visit

My bitches exquisite take em to dinner
We hitting the club I leave covered In glitter
I keep it 300 I keep it 3 million
I sit in the sun and I'm sippin a killion

I made a mistake and she try to forget it
She cleanin my place and I'm leaving it messy
I'm eating my cake and I celebrate nothin
I'm pinching myself and I think I'm in heaven

>>71586493
my dick
I call it slick rick
I ball shit's so thick
bitches up in my clique

I'm nearly done with my 4th drink
At least that's what all my friends think
In the bathroom throwing up in a porcelain sink
Another night that I'll relay back to my shrink

Skipping dinner but it's okay-
They say it hits harder that way
Another night keeping up what I've been doing all day
Another drink to hide the way my hands tend to shake

And she's been looking at me so strange
Like the way you gaze into a bright flame
Like the way a dog looks so ashamed
When his master's calling his name
Like you're holding all the blame
Though things haven't been the same
And you don't know what to say
As you stumble to the streets chasing all the little things that you used to use to use to kill the pain
Anything to be ok

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>>71586493
Okay ima spit some bars
i live in a room with severed dicks in jars
along the walls, which are covered in shit
and micro dick so small when i piss
It drips out the tip down along my balls

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>>71586585
>bob wire

PLEASE SEIZE ME LIKE THE CHEESE E'S BEES KNEES SLAPPING CRAPPING WHILE IM RAPPING LIFE SUCKS BUT LETS BE FAIR WE ALL HAVE NO PURPOSE TILL ALL WE LEAVE IS HAIR

>>71586493
Holy shit bro i really need to suck your dick
I'm not trying to force you I just think it'd be sick
Cos you know we're such good friends and all
And you've got all those muscles and you're really tall

But it wouldn't be gay cos I'm a rapping man
Sucking these dicks just like a rapper can
No if i see a homo i shoot them in the face
If some faggots tell me then i shoot them fucking gays
And if a nigga tells me he want to suck my dick
I tell him ok as long as your not sick
Sick in the head or sick in the dick
Cos if you wanna suck or lick
You've gotta be straight and gotta be thick
No homo

this is the freshest rhyme of all time:
You're so gay that you're mentally sick
I make lesbians straight, call me dyke van dick

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>>71586585
>bob wire