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>physics class
>introduction to particle physics
>teacher writes down your basic quarks and whatnot
>"Let's see how much you all already know", he says
>asks us to throw elementary particle names at him
>some girl says Hydrogen
>fucking retard
>I giggle
>teach looks at me "well anon, can you do any better?"
>Nervous now
>Sweat crosses brow
>I can only think of one, but I dare not say it out loud
>the lights dim
>the smell of sweat fills the room
>Oh fuck, just thinking about it was enough to summon him
>The class is silent now
>footsteps can be heard outside, mumbling too
>can just barely make out what's being said
>starting barely above a whisper, growing louder by the word I hear it:
>TRIPLE SIX FIVE FORKED TONGUE
>MC ride bursts through the window instead of the door
>every speaker on every cell phone in the room starts playing the beat 30 times louder than their max volume
>Ride flops out his Mandingo schlong and begins subatomically penetrating the teacher
>bass shatters the remainder of the windows
>I'm harder than I've ever been in my life
>As Ride begins impaling multiple students on his double story donger, I begin bleeding and foaming from the mouth
>start jerking with bloody foam to lubricate
>Anthony fantano's ecstacy moans can be heard thoughout the land
>Ride is about to blow
>Me too
>OH SHIT I'M FEELING IT
>TACHYON