>Her lead single peaked at number 100 on the Billboard 100 JUST

Stop making these fucking threads goddamnit. You're the only person who cares about her at this point.

>>71551711
I really want to marry Lorde

>>71551758
same

>the song was written by Lorde, Jack Antonoff [lead guitarist of Fun] and Joel Little
is this jackoff the reason the song sucks?

>>71551813
idk i can't imagine someone named joel little being good at anything

she should've known this was going to happen when she hasn't released anything in 3.5 years

>write some genuine sounding decent pop music
>sign to major label
>force her to make her music sound like what their marketing team has determined as good to the 12-22 year old female demographic
>she becomes just another piece of meat being used to sing about sex over market tested production

>>71551921
:(

>>71551921
>tfw South Park exactly predicted this

>>71551738
even her titties are JUST

>>71551711
the song came out like a day before billboard updated, it will be such higher this week.

>>71551921
>women ruin something they take part in
color me surprised

It will be number 14 next week, guarentee it.

>>71551921
Moral: never sign. Be crust punk forever. Die of a heroin overdose at 32.

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>>71551813
Is the consensus here that the song sucks?

I really enjoyed it.

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After watching what happened to St. Vincent, i don´t want to post too much Lorde.

>>71551813
Jack Antonoff ruined Fun, it'd only make sense he ruined Lorde

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>>71552365
It's ok. Still better than any of Taylor Swift's crap

I like liability but I'm scared jackoff ruined her

Also the billboard charting was 9 hours after release or something. It will be Top 50 minimum though.

>>71552409
You dun jinxed it.

What I liked about the her new song is that it still sounds like a Lorde song, except for the Piano

Who?

>>71552117
Z***, pls

>>71551711
Lorde is top tier uglyfu. I want to do so much lewd with her. :3

>>71554658
Huh

>>71552117

>32

>>>/pleb/

>>71554692
lol, she's not even remotely ugly.

>>71554692
*grabs you by the throat*

Shut the fuck up?

>>71554744
32 is just long enough after releasing my master work at 26>>71554744
for people to forget and not care so my death is a mere whimper rather than a loud bang.

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>>71554778
*grabs you by your cock*
Hey there buddy, wanna get some Panera Bread?

>>71554828
Oops double tagged

>>71554831
*grabs an aerosol can*
back the fuck off mark wahlberg

>>71551711
Is Lorde part Maori? Her eyes are kinda far apart it just looks sorta off..

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>>71554773
I jokingly refer to her as "uglyfu", because we're in the minority by finding her attractive.

>>71554778
>tfw Lorde will never beat you up

>>71554867
goddamn, what were the odds?

>>71554881
Lorde's pure.

Never suggest that again.

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>>71554890
>tfw went to High School with Lorde

>>71554934
Takapuna Grammar boy aye

>>71554881
Nah

I wanna say it's the Croatian aspect but she looks a lot like my aunt too

If Lorde was like, 20cm taller she would be the perfect musicfu

>>71551711
Yo she look hot in this pic

>>71552499
DAYUM. T Swift has a rocking body

>>71551711
I want a Lorde gf

>>71552499
her tits look ripe as fuck in this pic