>tfw female and have athlete's foot Music for this feel?

>>71551997
Eh, y'know, when I was your age, there was only one girl in the whole neighborhood who wore her make up like that, y'know what I mean? That was it, just one. This girl with the dark eyes, she wasn't bad-looking but y'see, none of the guys ever took her seriously, y'see? They never took her out for any serious dates.

Because that's the way guys are. They laugh when you talk dirty, they think you're cute, but after awhile, you get a reputation and that's it. You get no respect, y'understand? You get no respect! I gotta use a bad word: whore. Y'understand? Whore. See, you use dirty words and maybe you seem like a whore, y'understand. Eh, it don't matter that you're anonymous. It don't matter. You don't really have to be one, you just act like one and that's it. Boom. Eh, you get a bad rep, y'understand? Twenty years from now, twenty years from now, people'll say 'you remember Anon?' 'No, who's she?' 'She was the l'il whore that hung around /mu/.' 'Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, now I remember her!' Y'see, they don't remember you, they remember the rep! Y'understand? Eh, you gotta boyfriend? No, you ain't gotta boyfriend? Y'know why? Why do you think you don't got a boyfriend? Because you hang out with those coconuts on /mu/, y'understand? You hang out with coconuts, you get nowhere. You hang out with nice people, you get nice friends, y'understand? You hang out with smart people, you get smart friends. You hang out with yo-yo people, you get yo-yo friends! Y'see, it's simple mathematics

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Oh I was not expecting that….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

Anonymous 2017-03-13 08:39:09 Post No.71554990
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Anonymous 2017-03-13 08:39:09 Post No.71554990 [Report]

>tfw male and have severe jock itch

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>>71554972
Is this fucking Slavoj Zizek posting

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>>71551997
>tfw my current crush wears heavy eye makeup like that

I hope I can get to be with her

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