Just got mega-cucked by Viper I walked into the Whole Foods

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Just got mega-cucked by Viper

I walked into the Whole Foods in Austin texas to use the bathroom when my friend calls to me from the 2nd floor of the store. He tells me that he is shooting a Viper music video.

>Viper

Immediately ran up to see if Viper was there, turns out he's not there but will be soon. I waited 1 hour for Viper to show up but he never did. Apparently he hit the crack pipe when he said he was leaving houston 3 hours before that, and when he texted back to his music producer who was with my friend, he said he was leaving then (my friend is friends with the music producer). But I did learn a lot about viper which I'll discuss right now. And trust me, I know a lot about the next up and coming viper album, and when you see this album, it's fucking golden. I cannot disclose any info about the album though. Instead this is what I learned about viper during my time there straight from the mouth of his producer.

>Viper is completely unironic with his music and doesn't know he is made fun of

>He does in fact actually smoke crack in real life

>he "believes he is this generation's Tupac"

>he has some family he talks to and almost nobody else besides closest friends

>he's very lonely

>You'll cowards 2 is coming in the next album, absolutely had to disclose this, sorry to viper

>Viper almost never uses his own music and has actually lost the rights to You'll cowards because of copyright issues

>Viper hates pretty much all his fans and people who thinks they are his friend he probably hates you.

Viper is supposed to have a performance here in Austin around 10. No idea if he'll make it or if it's even possible for him to since houston is 2 hours away. It'll be the 3nd time he's fucked me over if he doesn't make it because he cucked me when he didn't show for the performance in Cincinnati too. Also might delete this if my conscience tells me to. Not too sure yet.