Name ONE musician with more sex appeal, i'll wait.

did he get fat?

Bedding her squad? What does that even mean?

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>>71544959
did someone say...bedding Taylor Swift?

>>71545026
Fucking her friends

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TkSsq344K8

>>71545047
How many? He passes out after the second

>>71545026
Taylor Swift is the manager of an Isthmian League Division One North football club and he shagged the whole 11 squad team plus the 5 on the bench

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I bet he meant Lena Dunham

>>71544959
Every one of them.

I look just like Ed Sheeran and I'm a virgin

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>>71545157

So he did it with Ellie and Selena then?

Fair enough.

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>>71545993
Tell birds you are him they'll shag you
Worked for pic related, and it's basically the same thing

>>71546167
My moneys on karlie kloss

>>71546209
>Finger pie at the bar or knee trembler behind the bins.
good god this man is wrought.

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>>71544959

>>71546209
>mug like a shat-out doughnut

The Sport >>> any other newspaper desu

>>71545157
o i am laffin

perfect example that money and fame will get you bitches

>>71545183
God Lena Dunham is the absolute worst

>>71545183
I bet Lena's a master cocksucker though. Really works the anus and balls too.

>>71544959
His cock must be MASSIVE.

>>71545183
is tswizz being primed for future first lady-ship?

>>71547445
Probably pink, uncut and cute

>>71546336
This

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>>71545183
T H I C C

>>71547470
She will be the First Musician President of the United States.

>>71547192
>tfw you will never have a good time with carly

>>71547637
bitch look like she ate too many krabby patties

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>>71547637
>mfw it's not even shopped

>>71545183
You can tell Taylor's peeved at having to be seen with this literal sack of lard

>>71547637
id stomp that cunts head until it pops, if i were ever in a self defense situation of course.

>>71544959
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KavorkaMan

>>71544959
>tfw people constantly tell me I look like him in skinnier cheeks

>>71545993
get a guitar teacher and learn to write calculated trendy mass appeal pop music

>>71545157
lmao

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>>71546209
>a mug like a shat-out donut