>when the panera bread closes in 10 minutes

>when Best Buy won't accept my return

>when Perry's is all out of blue crab cakes

>when wendys is outta tendies

>when none of your relatives died in the last 9 months but you gotta write new material

Are crab cakes any good? I don't think we have that in europe

>>71537991
brutal

>>71537999
They're delicious and it's a shame you've never had one.

>when you start mauling possums in your neighborhood so you can write about someones reaction

>>71537999
What>>71538546 said, once you have them you'll understand why he sung about them in Bens My Friend

>>71538665
*sang

>>71537975
kek

>>71538686
Oh sorry