woke up me this morning

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Went back to bed

Went to Outback and got a blooming onion. I hope my dad doesn't die.

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had a nise cup of tea

browsed the net for a lil bit

watched a bit of telly

had a quick wank

>>71536532
got myself a gun

fried chicken, finger lickin
Chicago, illinois
barbecue burger bun
fills me with much joy

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Called my mother
Emailed my father
Talked a little bit with my sister
Skyped my grandmaw
Faxed my uncle

People eat this shit up, don't they?

blue

please be nice to Mike

Ohio (Ohio)
Tiffin, Bucyrus,
New Philadelphia
Ohio (Ohio)

There's a pizza place in Pomeroy I went to one time and there was a teenage girl crying at her table. So I went over to her and found out she was pregnant and the father ran off and she was debating on getting an abortion or telling her parents and keeping the baby. I didn't know what to say so I just sat there and ate my slice of pizza. It had pineapples on it. I'm not sure who the first person to put pineapples on pizza was (pineapples on pizza), but they're a fucking genius (fucking genius). The girl was still crying when I got up and left because I couldn't deal with that shit anymore then I drove back to my grandma's sisters place on Birch Street when I heard that Bowie died and I remembered the first time I heard Hunky Dory. I reminisced about it for a while but the next thing I knew it was an hour and a half later and I had crashed my car in a ditch somewhere in that shithole Kentucky (shithole Kentucky). I miss Ohio (I miss Ohio).

Bryan, Defiance
Tiffin, Fremont,
Wooster has a great park bench to sit on
Ohio (Ohio)

talked to a girl i asked what said michael jackson they asked me i said michael jackson dance production

i farted today it was one of those farts that you think is going to come out easy because you feel it lingering in your gut but then you push a little and almost shit yourself i couldn't believe it. it happened at namese in new orleans it's a great vietnamese restaurant i go to often because they have good food at good prices and one of the waitresses there always gives me an extra steamed bun because i think she has a thing for me but i'm with my girl and i'm kind of happy with her plus vietnamese people speak weird they make that clicking sound when they talk like fucking aliens (fucking aliens) it's weird as shit we don't speak like that in ohio

>>71536750
>telly
>wank
He's not a brit unless there's a joke I'm missing