>ICY SYNTHS

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RATTLING HI-HATS

FULL OF CYBERPUNK BANGERS READY TO TURN THE DANCEFLOOR INTO A WARZONE
(best shit he ever said)

>>71523595
I like that line tho, I don't see anything wrong with it. I miss the time critics said some shit like that about albums instead of being a bunch of pseudo-passive-aggressive little bitches giving back-handed compliments.

>>71523639
It's cliched and immediately dates the music AND the reviewer. Also I get the heebie jeebies from someone saying what amounts to "when I hear this song, I imagine a cyberpunk mosh pit"

>>71523683
>immediately dates the music AND the reviewer
for you relentless memers maybe

>>71523700
Not really. You wouldn't take it seriously if a reviewer said

>this release is full of groovy get-downs ready to gas the dancefloor into a love in!

>>71523496
>chocolatey bass

>>71523746
Language dates! Who knew?!

stopped respecting this fag after I saw him on a Youtube livestream on politics

>>71523746
I would, i'd love if they said that now. I'd be down for a swingin' time. :^)

>>71524352
>>71523746
to avoid these problems we should eliminate slang and all adjectives, only communicating using subjects, verbs, and the occasional judiciously used conjunction

>>71524393
Agreed. Then critics can avoid giving >>71523746 the heebie jeebies.

>>71523683
yeah idk about you guys but i, much like this guy, immediately turn off any movie that uses slang more than ten years old. I never listen to nineties hip-hop as mere phrases such as "livin' large" cause my heart to palpitate dangerously.

I once attempted to watch "The Breakfast Club", but dated songs by bands like "Simple Minds" sent me scrambling desperately for the remote. Imagine my horror when I realize the remote itself is now going on eight years old, and much more recent technology for distant TV operation exists. Instead, I had to crawl towards the TV, drenched in sweat and submerged in the passe sounds of 80's new wave.

Dated media kills. Say no. Save lives.

>>71524754
lol

>>71524366
>I can't respect someone who has political views

How dare him??

>>71524754
my side s

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>>71524754
>drenched in sweat and submerged in the passe sounds of 80's new wave.

Fucking kek

>>71524798
tbf his political views are pretty shallow and ill-informed.

>>71523639
But he said he liked the line.

>>71524033
What makes a bass chocolatey?

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TAXING RIFTS

REVERB-SOAKED BASS

>>71523595
What video was this?

FAMED

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>>71526444
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MEANDERING BASSLINES

>>71525232
>t. "redpilled" retard

>>71526680
im liberal af he just isn't that well educated politically

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>>71523496
>tfw you started drinking less soda and more water because of Edmonthony Ankylotano
Thank you Melon Man.

>>71527478
"""Liberal"""