Music expert AMA

>>71521636
what's your favorite band

>>71521636
why'd you waste your life?

>>71521643
charli xcx

what's the worst genre?

>>71521657
I didn't

>>71521671
Hip hop
They don't even play instruments

What's the best recording of the Jonas Oratorio by Giacomo Carissimi?

>>71521636
What makes you a music expert?

>>71521636
what makes a music objectively good?

as individually, we subjectively like what others may assume as shit. Therefore, is there an absolute objectively good music? if so, what is?

>>71521693
The first one

>>71521701
I've studied music my whole life

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What do you think of Herbie "God" Hancock?

>>71521709
>I've studied music my whole life
Skeptical.

>>71521708
If you follow all the music theory rules and put a lot of heart into it. I don't believe that music is objective or subjective

>>71521719
He's pretty good

>>71521720
It's true

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How would you compare yourself to pic related in terms of music criticism skill?

>>71521731
>It's true
Prove it.

>>71521731
>He's pretty good
This man gets the seal of approval.

He is an expert.

>>71521732
I'm better

>>71521739
I don't have to my reputation precedes me

are the beatles the greatest or most influential band of all time?

>>71521759
>I don't have to my reputation precedes me
Your grammar, sadly, doesn't.

>>71521746
Thanks

>>71521769
Far from it

>>71521776
How so

>>71521794
>How so
>No interpunction signs used
Let me guess, you're 18 or less? Calling yourself an expert and such.

>>71521814
I'm not and I am an expert
I'm not in school I fag I can type however I want

>>71521844
>I'm not in school I fag
What does he mean by that?

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I actually need to extra verify your exprertese...

What's your favorite and least favorite Herbie albums?

Optional: Rank the ones you've listened to.

>>71521866
Typo

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How old are you?
Please do a write up review of this

What are the time signatures in the song entitled Cygnus... Vismund Cygnus?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OnFKTNC77I

>>71521895
I like all of them

>>71521898
40 ok later

>>71521986
6 4

>>71522002
>I like all of them
That's great but what's your favorite and least favorite?

Even I have a least favorite.

is Metal Machine Music a good album?

>>71522013
I don't have a least favorite

>>71522018
Ya

>>71522024
Then tell me your favorite.

>>71522059
I like them all equally

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is this good?

>>71522097
Okay...I'm starting to have doubts.

If Lite Me Up and Headhunters are on the same level for you, I don't know what to say...

...What's your favorite SONG from him?

>>71522129
Yes

>>71522144
I like all his songs equally

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When I hard/soft- fade my 2 buss headroom attenuator within a peak sample compressor, why do I receive ambient resonance through a 80Hz pre-quantized stereo transducer?
It's really fucking annoying and I can't figure it out.

>>71522167
>I like all his songs equally.
...Ok now I know you're bullshitting.

If you don't have SOME collection of songs you enjoy from him then I know your faking it.

Just list some you like.

>>71521636
>>71521709

Where do you stand on Sixths? Italian, French, or German?

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>>71521636
Do you like this

>>71522192
I like them all equally I'm not bullshitting

>>71522265
All good

>>71522273
Ua

>>71522292
>I'm not bullshitting
What's the last 3 Herbie songs you listened to?

>>71521636
You'r top 10 favorit albums of all time??

>>71522306
Can't remember

>>71522316
I'd rather not list them

>>71522321
>Can't remember any Herbie songs
>Doesn't have a favorite or favorites
>Can't say any songs he likes from him.

Fraud. And I TRUSTED you...

>>71521667
>>71521683
>>71521709
>>71521731
>>71521759
>>71521794
>>71521844
>>71521897
>>71522002
>>71522024
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>>71522097
>>71522167
>>71522292
>>71522321
Answer this >>71522177 or you're confirmed pleb, and need to kys.

>>71522177
Sounds like it's broken

>>71522422
Not a fraud

What's a square wave

>>71522533
>googles
>answers
>expert
:^)

>>71522533
Self explanatory

>>71522606
Nope