Why does Jimmy Page look like a wise old Japanese man?

>>71512609
jimmy page is the most overrated guitarist of all time

>>71512660

Calling Jimmy Page a guitarist is an insult to anybody who put any effort into learning their instrument.

>>71512671
Why?

>>71512660
Calling Jimmy Page a guitar is an insult to anybody who put any effort into carving themselves into an ergonomically and aesthetically pleasing shape to be strung and amplified via either pickups or sound hole.

>>71512695
Can you elaborate

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>>71512680
>>71512746
Guitar music sucks

>>71512680

He's just that bad. I guess when you learn one blues shape and play it as sloppy as possible, you can trick people into thinking you're a rock god.

>omg it's so sloppy and bad but it's meant to be (I think) so that's rock and roll MMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

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he looks like my golfing buddy

>>71512746
He's just that bad. I guess you are just a human being often pictured with or around guitars you can trick people into think you are a guitar.

>omg he's so fleshy and not a guitar but he's meant to be (I think) so that's a guitar MMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

>>71512766
You suck.

>>71512771
>>71512680
Page is a really bad player, but he wrote great riffs.

>>71512817

>wrote

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old fatty chinese woman
chinese grandma

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>>71512869
name our band

>>71512898
Chink Douglas

>>71512869
please don't tell me ringo is wearing ringo shoes

>>71512898
Japman fatman and drummerman

>>71512952

why aren't you wearing them?

he totally stealed that look

>>71512898
Ringo and some other guys

>>71512898
two and half men

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>>71512671
>>71512771

>>71512952

Why wouldn't somebody where their own clothing? He's Ringo, so he wears Ringo shoes. Makes perfect sense to me.

>>71512609

>>>/sci/

>>71513019

Go be unoriginal somewhere else.

>>71512695
>>71512811
>reddit humor
You have to go back.

>>71512609
>steals music from musicians
>steals appearance from japanese

>>71512695
I'll amplify YOUR soundhole

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>>71512609
>Why does Jimmy Page look like a wise old Japanese man
The stolen riffs of the bluesmen enhance his life force with a rejuvenating chi.

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i like Jimmy Page and there's NOTHING you can do about it

i don't like dadrock but i enjoy the comfy-tier zeppelin
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YZ_lIpG1XQ

>>71512660
>>71512680
>>71512766
>being this pleb

>>71512898
top gear

>>71514519
fuck you for making me laugh.

>>71512609
It's the consistency of his white hair. That is all. Every photo of him young looks like a normal WHITE MALE.

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>>71514519

>muh hate anything popular edge
never change, 4chan

>>71514519
Quality kek