WOKE UP THIS MORNING AUGUST 3RD

it's march you fucking moron

>>71461287
WOKE UP THIS MORNING MARCH 3RD

>>71461300
IT'S BEEN A PRETTY SLOW AND UNEVENTFUL SPRING

blue crab cakes

>>71461300
it's the 8th, retard.

>>71461987
WOKE UP THIS MORNING AUGUST 8TH

>>71461280
why did I just read this in Antennae Jimmy Semens' voice

How many crabcakes did the guy ate

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heading down to panera bread!

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I WATCHED THE FILM THE SONG REMAINS THE SAME
CAME HOME AND THE LOCAL PANERA BREAD WAS UP IN FLAMES
MY FAMILY REUNION WAS TAKING PLACE THERE THAT NIGHT
GOD BLESS PANERA, BUT NONE OF THEM SURVIVED

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>when none of your relatives have passed away recently but it's time to write new material

SPORTS BAR SHIT
BLUE CRAB CAKES
SPORTS BAR SHIT
WORRY TO DEATH

Ohio (Ohio)
Tiffin, Bucyrus,
New Philadelphia
Ohio (Ohio)

There's a pizza place in Pomeroy I went to one time and there was a teenage girl crying at her table. So I went over to her and found out she was pregnant and the father ran off and she was debating on getting an abortion or telling her parents and keeping the baby. I didn't know what to say so I just sat there and ate my slice of pizza. It had pineapples on it. I'm not sure who the first person to put pineapples on pizza was (pineapples on pizza), but they're a fucking genius (fucking genius). The girl was still crying when I got up and left because I couldn't deal with that shit anymore then I drove back to my grandma's sisters place on Birch Street when I heard that Bowie died and I remembered the first time I heard Hunky Dory. I reminisced about it for a while but the next thing I knew it was an hour and a half later and I had crashed my car in a ditch somewhere in that shithole Kentucky (shithole Kentucky). I miss Ohio (I miss Ohio).

Bryan, Defiance
Tiffin, Fremont,
Wooster has a great park bench to sit on
Ohio (Ohio)

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>>71462914
kek

>>71462008
underrated

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WENT DOWN TO __________

A. New Orleans
B. Ohio
C. Perry's
D. Santa Fe
E. All of the above

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>>71462850
topkek

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*blocks your path*

Don't you dare say a bad word about my mother.

>>71462850
kek

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I went down to ohio
meet my parent
my cousin got shot on the head while riding a horse
he was only 33 years old, we ate blue crab cakes at his funeral
I met a girl sally there, she was a furry
she died when her costume and her parents disapointment was too heavy for her to escape the wolves
I went back to hotel to watch boxing, I had to pay, because HBO was not on the catalogue
I called my mother

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*yawn*
N'ORLINS
*loud belching*
CHICAGO

I wish i would have been murdered by Richard Ramirez, then i would have written a song about it. it would have been the greatest fucking song ever written and I would have won so many fucking grammys. And then pitchfork would have given it best new track on their shitty fucking website. Can you fucking believe my last album got a 6.5? they are such stupid fucks Benji got a 9 point something and this album is better than that I think. i bet they got offended about that little skit i did about that bitch who interviewed me. they used to suck my dick now they hate my guts because I speak my mind and don't take their shit. did I mention Steve Shelley is playing drums on this track? Richard Ramirez killed a bunch of people and I wish I was one of them.

blueee craab caaaaakes

blueee craaab caaaaaakes

wtf i love the current state of markposting now

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>>71463808
kozelek golden in /mu/.fc when?

SO WHEN CHRISTMAS COMES AND YOU'RE OUT, RUNNING AROUND

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Harissa was 3.5$
You don't just blend chili, lemon, garlic and spice

It was my second dressing
I didn't know it well at all but it don't mean that it wasn't

Meant to find a recipe
to make blend of this, to find a deeper seasoning

In this tasteful comedy, O Harissa
I'll sing its name across every sea

please be nice to Mark

>>71464026
K E K
E
K

>>71464875
We do this out of love and respect.

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>post yfw you witnessed markposting become the new big thing

My friend gave out my number to some crazy motherfucker
And I got all pissed off and she said who do you think you are, Mick Fucking Jagger?

>>71462959

>You talkin' to me?

>>71464953
I coined the *burp* and *yawn* memes. AMA

The first time I met her she lived in LA, I think it was huntington park.
I made with friends with a kid named Marceau and another kid named Charizard

peter kozelek

>>71462850
kek