why do nu-males hate her so much? do they feel threatened her

>>71438833
what is alpha about her lyrics

She's just a whore that sings about sex for other whores. Nothing interesting about her music beside the image.

She's like your best friends condescending older sister. She's forever a party pooper, she's the girl with the noticeably older boyfriend and has a very pompous and "unapologetic" air about her when she should actually be apologizing for the actual harm she's caused to adolescent girls. Nu-males just hate her because she's a woman with complexity and not a normie husk of flesh like most girls.

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>>71438833
what? numales are obsessed with alpha females and "strength" in women who are in control of their "sexuality"

>>71439054
not alpha female as in above males, but Alpha female as in above most other females.

>>71438833
I kinda hate how she is acting like the Arch Princess of the Bourgeois when her actual non-super madeup photoshopped looks are honestly some of the most hideous everywhere.

Lana is writing checks her ass can't cash.

>>71439084
it still falls into the category of a girl "owning their womanhood" that numales wet themselves over.

>>71439128
She's still holding onto those early 2010s aesthetics too
She'll get what's coming to her soon, she's just a caricature of this decade, she's not real.

>>71439149
i don't know, from what I've heard alot of people think it's ""problematic"" that she sings about fucking other women's husbands

>>71438833
Because she makes said numales deeply insecure about their own superficial tastes in music and the fact that it is mostly dictated by whatever incestuous music reviewers tell them to listen to based upon latter-day Marxist critical theory.

They see in her everything they hate most in themselves in all of their trust fund perfectly-manicured faux-bohemian post-ironic empty sincerity; her own image convicts them of their own emptiness, for to go beyond it would be to hear the music behind the visible artifice. "They judge me like a picture book, By the colors, like they forgot to read."

>>71439159
>responding to a picture from the early 2010s

>>71439422
This would be poignant if I had a single thing in common with Lana Del Rey, a trustfund babby from scenic upstate New York.

>>71438833
That makes no sense, the whole thing about the stereotypical nu-male is that they put women on a pedastal and therefore love the "alpha female" attitude
LEARN YOUR MEMES BEFORE YOU POST SHITHEAD

>>71438833
She's the Lena Dunham of modern music. Nobody's ever heard of her then one day *poof!* she's established. Then you find out her parents worked in advertising and it all makes sense.

>>71439986
she's been making music for more than 11 years now

>>71440109
TWELVE YEARS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZxEAkwg7BY

>>71440109
Neither here nor there

>>71439986
>Nobody's ever heard of her then one day *poof!* she's established

This affects her music how?

>>71439967
see
>>71439198

>>71439198
>>71440635
"Cuck" fetish and nu males are related so you clearly don't know what are you talking about, you can't just use internet easy targets such as nu males to randomly validate your waifuism and not expect to get called out

>>71440374
It's about everything but music with these people, just novelty and proletarian credibility

>>71440837
Cuck fetish is about being a beta who let's other dominate them atleast as far I know. Lana is a female alpha bull who dominates other women

>Lana threads now derail into discussions about cuckolding
wow

>>71438833
I unironically fucking love Lana del Rey. Probably my favorite artist right now. Can't wait for her new album to drop. What's the general consensus about her on /mu/?

>>71441266
/mu/ loves her, but there are a lot of people that haven't listened to her albums and hate her for her singles

>>71441341
That's surprising, I thought /mu/ would hate her for some reason. I've been playing her so much lately my room mates have started to make fun of me tbqh

>>71438833
nu-males hate her?
i mean, she's boring and popular, i guess

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>>71441379
DELET THIS

nah /mu/ loves her

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>>71441341
This man speaks nothing but facts, listen to him.

Currently listening to Sad Girl, but Blackest Day, Ultraviolence, Fucked My Way Up To The Top, Money Power Glory, West Coast all have those deep "omfg what am I doing with my life" overtones that millenials love to hate themselves for.

Personally I think that's her biggest appeal. I use her music to romanticize my sad life and failed marriage.

I like her so-called "strong alpha female" attitude, but there is probably nothing worth listening in her music. I only ever listened to summertime sadness and its pretty easy to dismiss whatever else in her body of work (haha) judging by my mere intuition

>>71441703
see
>>71441341

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>>71438833
>tfw you never recieve a blowjob from those lips

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why does she eat so much?

>>71438833
Are people with a different standpoint from yours automatically nu-males now?

>>71441625
This is exactly why I don't like her. Admitedly, I only ever listened to Born to Die. And I didn't think it was bad, it wasn't, it was actually very thought provoking, but there's such a huge romantization of things that, in my pov, shouldn't be romanticized. It's very dark and off-putting. There's no glory, only greed and whims. It's like listening to pure bile, like the most grotesque thing you could imagine turned itself into music, like everything that's wrong with everything is personified. It brings shivers to my spine.

In the artful sense of it, it's amazing. In the wether I like it or not sense, I hate it. Just thinking about it makes me uneasy.

Also the fact that 90% of her audience is girls and literally homosexuals. Maybe you need to like dicks in order to like her. Maybe there's something about liking dicks that makes you a horrible human being.

Hmm. Really made me think.

>>71442525
>the fact that 90% of her audience is girls and literally homosexuals.
[Cituation Needed]


she has 8 million monthly listeners on Spotify alone, it's just that faggots always claim to be "the majority" of female pop artists' fan bases bases on the sterotype that all gay people like pop music.

>>71442525
>the fact

get out retard

>>71442525
Born to Die, the album, was good, but I think Ultraviolence, the album, was better. Listen to her more recent music and see how she developed as an artist. She grow on you.

>>71442576
Well, I mean, I do major in psychology. There's literally 10 men in my class, the rest are girls. Of the ten men at least 6 are fags. All of them love Lana. Coincidence? I don't think so.

Nah, I'm just being cheeky, the audience really doesn't matter, what matters is the content, and the content, to me, is very un appealing. It's just a little interest that most of the people I know who enjoy Lana are either girls or fags. But maybe that's just me having an unvaried social circle.

>>71442652
English is not my first language, sorry is my wording triggered you.

>>71442658
Maybe I'll try it, no doubt after enough listens I'll learn to enjoy it, like everything. I only have one question: do her themes vary? Because if it's more of the same, only differently orchestrated, then my point stands. Maybe if she matures as an artists throughout her work and brings some sort of catharsis or moral, it'll definitely become more appealing to me.

>>71442736
>Of the ten men at least 6 are fags.
are you sure they are actually gay? It's 2016 afterall, meterosexual behavior is common these days.
>All of them love Lana. Coincidence? I don't think so.
Yes, because 10 people are the exact same as 8 million.

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>>71442736
She sounds more mature in her newer stuff but it's all pretty consistently her lamenting on better times/lovers/experiences

>>71442736
Also "majoring in psychology" doesn't make you a personality expert of sexual orientated musical tastes.

It's 2017 college doesn't mean anything anymore anon enjoy your 30k of debt

>>71442736
believing your sexuality has anything to do with your music taste is a trait of plebs.

>>71442890
>t. fry station attendant

>>71442853
We have study groups together. I have lunch with them. I keep pretty close social relationship with the peers in my class. I know they're gay.

>Yes, because 10 people are the exact same as 8 million.
Yes, but I don't know 8 million people. I'm merely making assumptions based on the reality that surrounds me, which is literally what every functioning human being does in order to make sense of the information given to them.

>>71442857
Ah, see? Then where's the thematic variety? Where's the stuff that keeps you interested?

I'll definitely give it a try, though. It can't hurt to have so insight.

>>71442890
I never said I was an expert. Also
>debt
I'm not an americuck, I don't have student loans or anything, feels good man.

>>71442892
I'm just being a cheeky cunt. Read >>71442736

>>71442414
>she will never eat your popsicle

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>>71443041

>>71443041
>she will never bite your dick off and eat it with fries and ketchup

>>71438833
sup reddit

>>71443184
>saying this on 4chan's most reddit board
sup ifunny

>>71443230
sup 9gag

>>71438833
since when are nu-males against strong, independent ex-prostitutes who own their sexuality and sing about promiscuous sex and cucking? nu-males love that shit.

if anything the only people i've heard say they hate her are bittervirgin alt-reich /pol9k/ers.

>>71443289
I can tell you never heard a Lana song in your life

>>71438833

Her songs suck. It sounds good the first time you listen but gets old after repeated listening.

>>71438833
>>71439008
>>71439054
>>71439422
>>71440955
>>71439967

can this 'braintrust' come up with a workable definition of the 'nu-male' meme? is it something other than: young dudes who don't have the cultural capital to be bohemians; and don't have the actual capital to be yuppies? the opposite of le bobo?

or is it dudes with beards and glasses? or is it dudes who like deafhaven?

do they like lana del rey because they are chickenshit liberals? do they dislike her because they are chickenshit liberals?

>>71442470
i can only imagine

>>71442736
>Well, I mean, I do major in psychology
hmm, the arm-chair psychology on this board is run by actual undergraduates studying psychology. who knew!

>>71443289
see>>71443597

>>71443597
No one knows what nu make means

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>>71443597
>>71443626

essentially, a wimpy but outspoken left-leaning male. Obsessed with social justice even though feminism and related movements hate men and put them down constantly

>>71444022
>"Whenever people bring up feminism, I'm like, god. I'm just not really that interested.
>“I'm more interested in, you know, SpaceX and Tesla, what's going to happen with our intergalactic possibilities.”
that's why they hate her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwYrOCB0_To

best lana cover!

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F

>>71444022
> hate men and put them down constantly
so you must the right-leaning analog of the nu-male?

>>71444136
heheh. so numales are just reddit-men.

>>71444136
>>71444477
wow i didn't realize that was a lana quote--
STEM kids lover her lmao

>>71444022
I have the nu-male look (beard, glasses, balding) but I'm not a white-knight or give a fuck about social media and women or minorities issues.

>>71444633
so you're just a dweeby self-absorbed faggot?

>>71438833
Perhaps she just creates uninteresting music.

>>71438833
Why would ANY male like this chick's garbage chick music?
>whines about Chad no longer loving her when she grows old
Seriously, what exactly is there to like? It's women's music for women. If anything, I'd expect nu-males to like her, since they're so "progressive" and whatnot.

This is a troll thread isn't it?

>>71444633
Then you're just a neckbeard.

>>71444477
I always love how angry/offended /mu/tants get when they're called a nu-male

>>71444796
>"chad"
back to your cave NEET

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shes unattainable for any nu-male

at least with grimes or churches, theyre slightly attainable, not traditionally attractive, etc

but lana ONLY bangs the bad boys, the older men, the alphas.

>>71445156
shes uglier than both

>>71445156
wanna cum on those legs desu!

>>71442525
I listen to her because I absolutely love her voice, because it sounds more like a cello or violin rather than a voice, and that just gets me hard. Also whoever wrote the music for tracks like Born To Die or Summertime Sadness is a fucking genius in making me love it. I'm an absolute sucker for a heavy/distorted drum beat with strings or synths over it. It just feels so right.

Though, obviously, I'd never admit to any of this in public, since I'm a die-hard metalhead otherwise and everyone would think I'm gay or something.

>>71445704
This desu. Something about her voice is so gorgeous I can't take it.

>my pussy tastes like pepsi cola

pure pottery tbqh

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>>71443597
It's just an alternative normie form of appeasing to women, the same as masculinity is. Numaleism just prioritizes feeding different aspects of a woman's life.

>>71445823
I wouldn't mind testing that out. At least it's not fish.

>>71445911
is this a picture of Max Landis with makeup on?

>tfw listening to a lana record with a top qt while she complains about her life
>have sex with top qt while she calls you daddy
Nu males will never know this feel

I don't hate her.

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>>71438833
>liking music made by women

>>71444687

Which is still more dignified than the nu-male position, if we're honest.

>>71446368
Not at all

>>71438833
because she comes from a millionaire family so she's not concerned with social issues like feminism and blm

>>71446476
>t. numale

No, sorry. Ugly, bitter, and unapologetic is unarguably more dignified than apologetic, impotent, and emasculated. Now get back in your cuck hole.

>>71445823
My kind of pottery tbqh

But i love Lana and i want her to fuck me with a strap-on, OP

>>71447243
Why not just get a hooker for that? Lana is a 6.5/10 at best, and I'm pretty sure you could find a hooker that's at least a 7 and would be willing to peg you.

>>71447269
Get the fuck out

>>71447269
Can the hooker sing to me like I'm in a jazz lounge while I'm being pegged? Think before you speak.

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Fine looking woman, no doubt
*pukes*

>>71447942
You could put on a Lana record and close your eyes. Or hire a semi-decent jazz singer for the evening to create the right ambiance.

>>71447976
Trailer trash/10

>>71446079
kek

>>71438833
>Listening to pop artists that advertise on /mu/

>>71438833
she fat

>>71448210
What did he mean by this

>>71438833
>using stupid buzzwords that mean absolutely nothing at this point

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>>71447976

>>71448286
That his tinfoil had dropped off for a moment there.

>>71447976
Delet

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>this is a 10/10 in Donkey Kong burgerland 2

>>71447976
Imagine the smell...

>>71449213
People should definitely stop wearing shorts if they're too fat to button them up. That just looks fucking horrible.

>>71446540
>cuck hole
lmao being a lifeless neck-beard isn't really more "dignified" than being a nu-male. Everyone here, including you, should honestly just kill themselves if they're seriously arguing about made up internet meme terms. Pathetic.

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>>71449213
You need to stop

>>71444171
she's probably gonna get twice as fat now

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>>71451475
Her album is gonna hit #1 and restore her to qtdom

>>71449399
pepsi cola?

she's cute and ultraviolence is her best by far