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/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread 2017-03-06 04:14:19 Post No. 71417853
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/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread
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2017-03-06 04:14:19
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Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired]
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Jenn "Best New Tastemaker" Pelly
Marc "Not Mark" Hogan
KRIS "Meme Rap" EX
Jillian "they don't love you like I love you" Mapes
Kevin "who needs TMT anyways" Lozano
Will someone dethrone Visible Cloaks's 8.7 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2017 BNM Tally: 10
Nights since last BNM: 2
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member)
https://mega.nz/#!l1ZlRbqb!WYbGuia29w1_fpg05XS3F9Rtb8aFfj8WzZg8Z3mbwRQ
>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-Rest in peace Leon Ware
-Jay "I'm a motherfuckin Monster" Z elected to Songwriters Hall of Fame
-Kanye Jesus statue appears in Hollywood
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Arca and each & every poster here
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>>71417853
Why have the BNM's been so shitty this year?
Out of the 10 so far, I've only enjoyed like two of them.
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What's the new Grandaddy going to get?
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blanck mass will get 8.6
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>>71418230
Last two is score
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>>71418769
I could see it
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>>71418769
>>71418787
Harsh. Dubs confirms 7.8
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>>71418769
everyone is giving it an 8 so that's a pitchfork 6.9 alright
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Damn. The Magnetic Fields with a 5 disc album? And the Antlers guy with a solo album? Boy, I've got some listening to do
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why have p4k threads been so dead lately? not even the regular memes/copypastas have been getting posted
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>>71420795
Because this is what P4K is now
Its not interesting, or cheeky or fun anymore. Just Jezebel the music site.
Also, mods banned zoeposting, which was the last fun meme these threads had. Rest in piss
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>>71420827
p4k has been like that for a while now. I'm just talking about the past couple weeks
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