Vagina speaker plays music for baby

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Kokomo

>>71410275
Does it have bass?

>not wanting to bring up your unborn child on Swans and Death Grips while its in the womb

>>71410370

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Kpop
>>71410370
Holy shit

Static X

Vomir

All the ratchet mexican sluts will be playing Drake and nigger shit to their soon to be degenerate offspring

>>71410275
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7p_C9OlN40

>>71410656
Calm down

this is the typa shit that makes me hate white people

>>71410275
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdmSovWFhig
Sleep well my child.

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>>71410656

Bach's fugue stuff, starting from the simpler stuff into Art Of Fugue itself. Also maybe fit Goldberg Variations in there.

John Coltrane's stuff, starting from earlier stuff into the more crazy late career stuff.

A lot of metal, starting from easier stuff like Judas Priest then segueing into increasingly more harsh, heavy, and intense stuff.

A lot of electronic stuff as well starting from easily digestible Eno/Tangerine Dream, into more dance based forms, into more breaks based stuff, then some Stockhausen/Xenakis style stuff, then straight into modern Autechre/Aaron Dilloway/Prurient.

If I get time for it, maybe some American folk (Blind Willie Johnson, Elizabeth Cotten, Johny Fahey) and some Hindustani Classical (Shankar, all the Khans, etc.)

My child will be born a true patrician who will have an understanding of melody/harmony, rhythms, texture, visceral music, and abstractions in music.

I'd tell the chick that it's classical, but really it would be the highest pitch beep I could find so as to cause brain damage to the little shit thus allowing me to escape a lifetime of servitude to a cunt (woman)

>>71410804

What, technological advancement? Sorry if civilization is too much too you negro

>>71410275
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iO_8n5y5edk

Some Bull of Heaven classics, baby will be born 40 years old

>>71410275
Moby's album Play
on repeat

>>71410275
MY WAR
YOU'RE ONE OF THEM
YOU SAY
THAT YOU WERE MY FRIEND
BUT YOU'RE ONE OF THEM

>>71410636
the one where they mic'd the insides of a bunch of vaginas?

>>71410412
A toddler can't handle the brain damage Swans and Death Grips does to one

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>>71410370
Hahahaha

https://youtu.be/2VW2hhZClFk

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>>71410412

>>71410275
you just KNOW it's marketed for dumb white suburb moms (who used to to be cute & hip in their late teens)

>>71411152
I would have chosen TBK

mother

>>71410656
Why did I laugh at this

>>71411181
Nice job missing the joke

>>71410301
This

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECzoyFGkvrg

>>71411252
I did. Just pointing an alternative.

>>71410275
I WANT IT I NEED IT

2pac so it comes out as a real one

>>71411523
You'll end up with Viper instead.

>>71411523
>>71411569

LOL!!! holy shit this thread is funny

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>>71410656

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>>71410275

>>71410275
Merzbow

Mambo No. 5 on repeat

Goodbye Horses

>>71413177
kek

>>71410656
holy shit, why are you so mad?

>>71411110
Well, you certainly have brain damage. I wouldn't blame the music though.

>>71411181
my child will be no pleb

>>71410656
what happened last night anon? you can tell us.

>>71410275
Is society really so sexually repressed that we need to market vibrators as speakers for fetuses who can't hear or understand jack shit?

>>71410275
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lcm9qqo_qB0

>>71414547
Holy fucking shit I'm listening to this as I type this. We fags are really obsessed with this masterpiece of an album.

>>71410656
jealous much?

>>71410656
mexicans listen to mexican music but you wouldn't know that without leaving your basement

>>71414883
They love Drake too though, you would know that if you weren't stereotyping

>>71410275
A mix of Brokencyde and The Gerogegigege

>>71410275
I'll be real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgXxDFvfdhM

Death In June, Burzum, Boyd Rice, Kino, and, just out of shits and giggles, the Butthole Surfers.

Hüsker Dü - The Baby Song

>>71410275
this is some real clown world shit

>>71410656
lmao all the butthurt replies to this post

proof this board has basically been colonized by redditumblr

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>>71410275
probably this

>>71416781
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WIILLLLLLL EAAAAT YOUUUUUR SOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLL

>>71416815
>tfw yr a chick but u still want baby to come to daddy

>>71411152
H E A V Y
E
A
V
Y
>>71415663
See>>71411152 for Swans' heaviest album

>>71410980
>>71412763
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKrXYEmI7fA

Who else /stern/ here?

>>71411207
Natural Selection gained a new friend.

Why are women so degenerate?

>>71417880
(((Why do you think?)))

>>71410275
BLO BLO BLO BLO BLO BLO BLO BLO BLO

i would instill jazz music in my child

>>71410412
I think you just invented a new type of abortion.

>>71410275
Crazy frog

>>71410656
woah man, take it easy

Stupid gimmick, a few cm of skin and flesh aren't enough to eliminate all ambient noise so you might as well just put your woman next to a speaker and play music over that.

And OP, I am disappoint that you didn't phrase your question like "what would you play for your wife's unborn child".

>>71410275
we cant even let the little faggots be borne before we corrupt them now.
>obviously nwa

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>>71410656

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>>71410656

>>71411622
Please, please go some where else.

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>>71410656

Yep, I knew I recognized that smell. Bullshit.

>>71410275
Something from Aborted or Dying Fetus

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>>71410656
kek

i hope this somehow kills off all the retards that use it.

Weird Al's entire discography

That way they will grow up thinking everyone ripped him off

I Luv Abortion - Xiu Xiu

>>71422171
Haha

>>71410656
true

This. All Fucking day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHyrlKKqnHM

What's the point in playing music to a clump of cells?

>>71411036
Nah play Slip it In

I'm playing Wriggle like an eel

Dying foetus

>>71423298
You're a clump of cells yourself. So why are you listening to music?

Death in June

>>71410656
Lol you know it. I never knew this growing up in a white area, but spics are bigger wiggers than whites could ever hope to be.

>>71410275
I'm fairly certain studies show that early listening of slower music with longer melodies contributes to a wider appreciation of music, while faster and shorter rhythms lead to a stronger but more narrow appreciation of music.

I FUCK THE MUSIC I MAKE IT CUM