/metal/

Best album with graham bonnet on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2D69WvNwc6U

metla is for children
metal more like Mattel
>median age of this thread: 15

>>71383869
More like median age 69 because metal is for gays
xdxdxd

File: Swimming In Moonlight.jpg (188KB, 597x597px) Image search: [Google]

188KB, 597x597px

>3 posts in and dead thread already
THRASH IT UP

where are my glammer friends at?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4orXwHdK2Q

File: Capa [2008].jpg (2MB, 1407x1405px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1407x1405px

>>71384052
FIRE FROM THE SKY
YOU KNOW YOU'RE GONNA DIE

>>71383811
>tfw no r32 skyline
One day, one day.
Speaking of metal, I've been listening to malevolent creation a lot lately. "The ten commandments" is solid. What do y'all think of them?

>>71384103
good osdm

>>71384103
Malevolent's pretty right wing. Surprised you listen to them.

>>71384103
STILL THEY BREED

File: nu-male metal.jpg (1018KB, 1672x2084px) Image search: [Google]

1018KB, 1672x2084px

friendly reminder to NOT listen to nu-male metal

>>71384209
>megadeth
>nu-male
metallica is the nu-male as fuck

File: triangle.png (829KB, 1200x1200px) Image search: [Google]

829KB, 1200x1200px

It good

>>71384209
>death
I don't know man, even though they're the go-to to get into metal. TSOP is a great album, I honestly think they're earlier stuff is better.

File: cover.jpg (138KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

138KB, 500x500px

>>71384302
It better

File: templeofshadows-angra.jpg (191KB, 953x953px) Image search: [Google]

191KB, 953x953px

best album cover ever

>the current year
>listening to old 80s thrash
>not converting to glorious crossover revival


>Power Trip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPwPwSQE9bs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1X2wg_hggA

>Judiciary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLNDcXT8oSo

>Momentum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JXC4UfTrlU

>Mizery
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_F_4l4HHqqw

>>71384475
>Mizery
>Crossover
Nah breh

>>71384266
>took the bait

>>71384475
nice try but crossover is nu-male shit

>>71384505
kek, try harder faggot

>>71384027
hearty kek

>>71384511
t. nu-male
real men listen to NWOBHM, crossover is for fedoralords

>>71384181
BODY LEFT PERFORATED, INNOCENT VICTIM OF A TWISTED SICKNESS, FACE SLASHED BEYOND RECOGNITION, BROKEN PIECES FALL FROM THE SKULL

>>71384527
topkek

post nu-male repellents
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytotGK6YQ40

>>71384598
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qrtf43qANkE

>>71384598
https://youtu.be/D6qeDrBHGSo

https://youtu.be/UcLFjeEvH60

https://youtu.be/FkPw2xOqhNM

File: When The Kite String Pops.jpg (472KB, 1000x1000px) Image search: [Google]

472KB, 1000x1000px

>>71384598

>>71384632
wtf is that nu-male shit

I want more of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Whl4rcUnqIM

Any recs other than Morbid Visions?

>>71384668
>Caveman Cult
>Primitive.Barbaric.Bestial.War.Metal
>calling it nu-male shit
wew laddy boi

File: average blackuck metal fan.png (32KB, 630x620px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 630x620px

>genre: black metal

>>71384783
BM = The best

>>71384788
BM = Nu-Male Shit
NWOBHM = The Best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pESK87BCn0

>>71384811
Sure pal

File: 201px-Nods-respectfully.gif (653KB, 201x281px) Image search: [Google]

653KB, 201x281px

>metal

How many of you guys collect a bunch of merch like hoodies, sweatshirts, patches, etc? If so, do you ever wear them around in public? I do occasionally if I'm with close friends who know I'm into metal anyway.

Also how many of you guys have battle jackets/vests embroided up to the tits in patches and whatnot? I wanted to make one I can wear to concerts because why the hell not, but I was curious about getting a straight black hoodie and using that to embroider instead, never cared much for denim or leather vests.

File: fded19b818a50e6868dba677fd79c4b7_m.jpg (414KB, 900x900px) Image search: [Google]

414KB, 900x900px

haha why are commies so bad at music

>>71384788
t. nu-male

Who /glam/ here?
https://youtu.be/dCi5Ku74Xpo

>>71384834
>pic not related

this nu-male meme is some of the most forced stuff i have seen in a good while

>>71384831
Nice attempt to lure out the numales

>>71384846
me!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbJcUcELlBQ

>>71384831
I only wear band t-shirts because I'm not a full blown autist

File: toxik - think this.jpg (149KB, 700x700px) Image search: [Google]

149KB, 700x700px

>>71384853
i'd rather listen to anthrax songs about the holocaust than this weak shit

>>71384871
This

>>71384877
>weak shit
>pic definitely not related

>>71384871
this, only nu-males want to be the perfect stereotype of a ""metalhead""

What do your genres say about you?

>heavy metal
>early doom metal
>speed metal
>NWOBM
>glam metal

>>71384858
t. the eternal and legendary nu-male

>>71384898
i didn't invent any genre though

>>71384871
So just asperger's, then?

>/metal/ devolved into spouting outdated /v/ memes
>again

>>71384668
nu-male successfully repelled.

>>71384892
I'd say that about people who go out in broad daylight decked head to toe in the garb but I don't see what's wrong with some fucker that just likes to collect pieces

>>71384858
yup

>>71384811
Objectively true.

NWOBHM is the way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehVE5aLYGoo

>>71384898
>post
>atmoblack
>symphonic death

Don't worry guys, I already know I'm a nu male. My girlfriend and I are gonna try pegging this weekend too.

>>71384942
kinda agreed

>>71384898
Try
>>71384954
Harder

>>71384954
(pssst it's okay just like what you like, this general sucks)

File: Dopesmoker.png (2MB, 1000x1000px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1000x1000px

PROCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDS THE WEEDIANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

fuck you nintendo you ruined my life

>>71384898
>heavy metal
>speed metal
>nwobhm
>early thrash metal
>american power metal
>early power metal
>glam metal
i'm the greatest enemy of those nu-males

>>71384988
I hope this is bait

>>71384982
>this is what nu-males tell themselves to sleep at night
doesn't change the fact that you're devoid of masculinity famboi

>>71384967
I'm not joking.

I enjoy all of those genres as well as femdom. I am a physical manifestation of nu-male memes.

>>71385007
Kek

>>71385002
it isn't, those are the genres i listen to

Nsbm has almost no audience. Unless you classify something like Marduk as NSBM, then you're totally wrong.

Deathcore and metalcore has more in common with its hardcore roots than metal. Nu-metal isnt so hard once you realize most of it was radio rock with detuned guitars, and honestly had more in common with grunge than metal. Djent is a weird one because some of those bands can be considered metal, while some are bordering on pop rock.

>>71385027
100% True

>>71385027
>Nsbm has almost no audience
Thank god, i don't want my metal infested with racist bigotted white males.

>>71385061
>muh metal

>>71385061
t. nu-male

>>71384898
>thrash
>OSDM
>doom
>sludge

File: 1488339305018.jpg (456KB, 857x1202px) Image search: [Google]

456KB, 857x1202px

Why do trad/glam shitposters have such fuckin terrible taste , its almost like they don't even listen to nwobhm or glam and just meme it. Really makes you think

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6i6Pbpc0z4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pKx_NNgXj0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aP5ikQpTR3c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6ieb5ZXYPo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9Nii9wuidQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6z-nxAYhGw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ig_64zQBbZU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSphGoJsAjQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=socR0PArn-Q

>NSBM
>Metal
Pick one, dark hardcore punk isn't metal

File: .jpg (2MB, 2400x2400px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2400x2400px

Post essential numale-core.

>>71385097
>that awesome metal
nu-males on suicide watch

>>71385097
do you want to weeyooweyoo with my peeyoopeyoo and boing boing with that musical taste superioty of yours, my love?

>>71385098
>Nsbm
>dark hardcore punk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBD3lW81dS8

i haven't been here in a while, what is all this nu male shitposting?

>>71385159
f*ck off nu-male

>>71385158
c'mon that's the rolling stones + blackuck sabbath

>>71385169
reported for using a bad word

>>71385159
Kektor shitposting killed most of the actual posters here, so know shitposters are only left and respond to each other by calling each other numales. Every post has about a 30% chance to be responded to by >t. numale

ROOTS BLOOODY ROOTS

>>71385183
>announcing reports

Reported

>>71385169
t. wh*te """""person"""""

if don't want to be called nu-male just post glam or trad metal

>>71385207
>announcing reports
Reported

>>71385196
how can they still be talking about vektor

>>71385196
t. nu-male

is any album by malevolent creation worth checking out?

File: old ashes.jpg (192KB, 1000x1000px) Image search: [Google]

192KB, 1000x1000px

JUST FOR A MOMENT

AA
AAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>71385238
HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL

>>71385196
t. king of nu-males

>literally all glam consists of wh*te people
in the trash it goes

>>71385255
t. nu-male

>>71385242
>blackuck metal
into the trash it goes

>>71385196
>30%
That's a bit low

>>71385232
I have no fuckin idea man, that one album broke this fucking general. I think after NBBMN everyone realized what this general had become and left. "Numale this Numale that haha guys memez so funny xd" is basically whats left of this place. I'm just here in case any newfags come here and want some rec's

>>71385263
metal is the genre of the white male

>>71385278
>>71385276
>>71385263
>>71385257
>>71385255
>>71385242
>>71385239
t numale

Daily reminder that all this numale shitposting will end up attracting real numales. Have fun being the /co/ of /mu/

>hating glam
>in the year of our lord 2017
I really hope you guys dont do this
https://youtu.be/epvgiA9BKzg

>nu-male gets word filtered
>/metal/ dies

>>71385298
t.nufemale

File: insomniumwintersgatecdnew.jpg (68KB, 638x638px) Image search: [Google]

68KB, 638x638px

Thoughts on winter's gate?

File: NARITA裏３.jpg (21KB, 320x240px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 320x240px

THIS KILLS THE NU-MALE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STmJzzGuNFk

>>71385344
t. nu-male

>>71385328
>melodicuck death metal
nu-male as fuck
>>71385317
glam metal is the way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVDYNlW6hlc

File: fullbait.jpg (36KB, 625x626px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 625x626px

>>71385387

File: R-2405159-1367192383-5711.jpeg.jpg (148KB, 600x610px) Image search: [Google]

148KB, 600x610px

>>71385239
the first 2

particularly this one

they also have other good albums but you probably won't be too into them unless you're really big on death metal in which case you should already have listened to malevolent creation

>>71385423
>giving him the (you) he craves for
Usually once the glamz dude starts its just best to ignore him and after 5 glam posts with 0 replies he stops

>>71385290
recs pls >>71384764

File: nazin personnel keed.jpg (19KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 400x400px

Alcatrazz>Every doom/death/blackuck metal band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N19Pu1KM3b4

File: tanza.jpg (64KB, 600x898px) Image search: [Google]

64KB, 600x898px

>looks have always been important—whoever says looks aren’t important in metal is just out of their mind. It’s super important to the culture. Everything enters the body through the eyes. Like, you would never date somebody if you didn’t find them attractive in a certain way. It’s like a band, you know? You would never listen if they didn’t look cool and have a stage presence.
>daily.bandcamp.com/2017/03/03/demonas-tanza-speed-bridges-the-gap-between-metal
wew lad

>>71385453
lol, you have a point

>>71385478
>https://daily.bandcamp.com/2017/03/03/demonas-tanza-speed-bridges-the-gap-between-metal-and-fashion/

>>71385318
>it gets word filtered to "being of superior taste"

>>71385428
i like death metal but i've always neglected them for some reason so i thought i'd give them a spin tonight.
thanks for the recs.

>>71385478
Now that's some terrible thrash

File: black meal.jpg (40KB, 373x374px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 373x374px

Bands like Darkthrone, Aryan Satankampf, Graveland, Gestapo 666, Satanic Warmaster, Beherit and Impaled Nazarene are true satanic black metal. You can listen to your pop music if you want to, but you understand nothing about true Hitleric Nazi Black metal. You are just a poser and you can fuck off from the scene. Black metal is Real music, which is not meant for animals like you, but for real Satanic Misanthropes who don't care about clowns like you. Black metal is the music of the elite and you don't understand it. None of you understand True Satanism. You are ridiculous toddlers. Our worldview is based on wotanic hitlerism, on a personal level Satanistic individualism, on a collective level hitleric fascism. Without an understanding of theoretical occultism, it's pointless to dream to understand a wotanistic worldview. None of you can understand Wotanism, because you are intellectually on the level of worms. You cannot reach the level of elitistic Satanism, so why do you even dream about it. Satanism and Black metal are for the elite. For true misanthropes.

File: big_thumb_88777b6d8b4890b5fb28bac332327dc7.jpg (74KB, 736x529px) Image search: [Google]

74KB, 736x529px

>>71385521
*kills you in the name of god*
nothing personal fedorashitlord

>>71385478
>You would never listen if they didn’t look cool and have a stage presence
The only metal musician I am able to recognize is Mustaine, I couldn't give less of a fuck how they look.

>>71385521
good post

>>71385478
>woman confirms her lack of understanding in an interview

File: in jesus we trust.jpg (34KB, 344x409px) Image search: [Google]

34KB, 344x409px

>>71385561

>>71385560
*praises jesus*
https://youtu.be/FjTNl6a52mY

>>71385307
That's when things get even more fun. If /metal/ gets overrun by actual nu-males we can trigger them for months on end with nu-male spam until they leave again.

>>71385613
I guess

>>71385458
>>71384764
A quick question but have you gone through all the proto-death stuff from around mid 80's to very early 90's? If not then Death (the band), Dark Angel, Morbid angel, and Possessed are right up your alley way for that magical thrash/death playground. If you have alreafy I'll try to find some more hidden stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-ZH-OvbQyg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSRWhqlifhU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18lPKkOaU40
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mfvSSl9L9M

>>71385627
Of course, I'm just looking for South American death/thrash in the same vein since they're usually more balls-to-the-wall, if you catch my drift

>>71385342
I'm bitter that they changed Riot to Riot V on MA, instead of making a new band submission.

File: puta.jpg (105KB, 640x960px) Image search: [Google]

105KB, 640x960px

>>71385478
She might be a massive poser but she can still get this massive dick :^)

File: JesusChrist.jpg (160KB, 454x257px) Image search: [Google]

160KB, 454x257px

IT'S WHITE METAL TIME!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRyXDlPthH0

>>71385679
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cL7MuKuOBA

>>71385717
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3BLEFkQGpg

Best instrumental metal song I have ever heard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79icKrdgMzI
>it literally made my girlfriend cry from feels

>>71385739
>dios ha muerto
nu-male get out, in god we trust
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ob5ska1s5PA

>>71385679
also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gb3sxEPejmo

File: Artificial-Brain-Labyrinth-Constellation-01[1].jpg (681KB, 1000x1000px) Image search: [Google]

681KB, 1000x1000px

This is good

File: cover.jpg (30KB, 300x300px) Image search: [Google]

30KB, 300x300px

Is this album the best ending to a band's career?

>>71385866
Boutta check it out, better be good breh

File: Astro-Creep-2000[1].jpg (208KB, 300x300px) Image search: [Google]

208KB, 300x300px

>>71385871
No, this is

>>71385895
OK this is 100% True

You have 10 seconds to somehow prove you're not a nu-male.

Apparently "Sodomize the Weak" is the new unofficial motto of the DMU. Thoughts?

File: 1469558636098.jpg (43KB, 576x540px) Image search: [Google]

43KB, 576x540px

>>71386031
My favorite Darkthrone album is A Blaze in the Northern Sky

>>71386031
Saxon is my favourite band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdXrllfTshU

>>71386057
nu-males love darkthrone

>>71386033
I'd post that picture of that basement-dweller wielding a pair of katanas, but I can't find it

So this is the power of nu-glam huh.. Wow
https://youtu.be/Rw_9gOvZJg4

>>71386092
They prefer UAFM and TH, that's the point

>>71385097
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFh_I9U-mY8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7LlihJKtqY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzboTtbqomk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzMd9HUTOcY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0q9Vzjefnik
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll4Ij58497Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrsljSrAeKk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhxMghbO39s

>>71385679
Alright back from going through my cancer unsorted death folders Perhaps some of these would be good, unfortunately some are pretty low quality because you know 3rd world. It was hard because I felt the vocalist on pentagram is so good and adds so much to the aggression. Hopefully you haven't heard of these ones before

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_gvdlT4kSs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8v0aqsqKOKE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlwL4C3-ClQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFVYeBUOK7o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzDoVTsaN74

File: Front.jpg (959KB, 1420x1404px) Image search: [Google]

959KB, 1420x1404px

is it me or is this shit fucking boring?

>>71386256
the only good Anthrax is their debut

>>71386256
>thrash metal
what did you expect

>>71385679
>>71386217
Forgot to mention that rigor mortis was the closest to what you were looking for I think, followed by vulcano.

>>71386033
DMU is gay now

>>71386256
Anthrax was always a meme, how they even became popular I'll never know

>>71386256
It's my favorite Anthrax album

>>71386430
It's like holocaust, a joke went a little too far.

>>71386256
>>71386290 you mean Fistful?
you should be listening to Spreading the Disease Among The Living and Worship Music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DWoQldorMI


if you want to try something different

File: folder.jpg (387KB, 1024x1024px) Image search: [Google]

387KB, 1024x1024px

This is good

>>71384898
>Death
>Black
>Grind

>>71386171
Hadn't heard of Virtue before, pretty good desu thanks famalam.

>>71386430
because albums 2 and 3 are grand

File: kkk.jpg (38KB, 854x570px) Image search: [Google]

38KB, 854x570px

>>71386505
>black
>TRIGGERED

File: Immortal.gif (369KB, 200x200px) Image search: [Google]

369KB, 200x200px

>>71384898
>Riff based Black
>Thrash
>Stoner
>nwobhm
Have I become god?

>need some industrial triphop nu-metal

say no more famfam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQkEpQ_Qi60

>>71386506
no problem anon this tread has helped me with listening to more traditional metal like Voltz, never heard their stuff until >>71385097 posted this song

>>71386492
agreed

File: images.jpg (24KB, 470x313px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 470x313px

what's with all these mgla ripoff bands lately that dress like mgla?

>>71385739
Pretty cool, but vocals are pretty weak

>>71385807
Good stuff

>>71386217
>>71386309
Thanks lad, listening to Rigor Mortis

>poseur trendshits already so bored with real metal they listen to glam now
ex dee

>>71386609
That was me who posted that list before, yea voltz is the best ultra "kvlt" hidden gem I ever found. Makes me sad they never became famous though, really cool sound they had.

File: 1487800687763.png (119KB, 599x429px) Image search: [Google]

119KB, 599x429px

>>71386675
>glam isnt real metal
Spotted the atmolard nu-male

>>71386718
Glam is rock 100% btw, I know your just shitposting but thought i'd say for any newfags that walk in

File: cover.jpg (180KB, 1000x907px) Image search: [Google]

180KB, 1000x907px

Which OSDM albums are most similar to this?

>>71386776
Considered Dead

File: 1484351911224.jpg (40KB, 600x450px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 600x450px

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M00hatCdNkk
why is varg so comfy

File: Folder.jpg (1MB, 1280x1280px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1280x1280px

Will they be able to top it?

>>71386751
I actually predominantly listen to glam
Please tell me how the following songs are not metal:
https://youtu.be/MKF5R8doqDE
https://youtu.be/n1sFCszjBoc
https://youtu.be/CmXWkMlKFkI
https://youtu.be/pXCpPpPCW4c

>>71384209
>Crack the Skye
C'mon, I'm fully willing to admit that the last two Mastodon albums are total buttmetal and that things look bleak for the next album but Crack the Skye is a fucking good album.
It might not be the solo-less riffage of Leviathan or Remission, but if you're looking for a metal concept album then it's hard to beat. Call it babby's introduction to sludge.
It's literally the Dark Side of the Moon of metal. Memed the fuck out but still legitimately good.

File: 1487369085655.png (58KB, 436x425px) Image search: [Google]

58KB, 436x425px

>>71386941
>crazy nights
>isn't kiss crazy crazy nights

>>71386965
it's a bait chart
holy shit, when will people stop replying to it?

>>71386965
Mastodon is overrated garbage and a (not memeing here) nu-male magnet, they only had like 2 decent songs in Leviathan and that's it. I honestly hope it gets the Terminal Redux treatment

>>71387050
>>>>>>>>>>>>

It's not even a question. Emperor of sand is the terminal Redux of 2017. Shit is going to be memed until 2019

>>71384209
Crack the Skye was their best album.

>>71387005
>it's a bait chart
hello numale

>>71387050
You made want to listen to Mastodon, thank you

>>71384667
I HAVE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH THE SKY

@71387087
try harder, mouthbreather

>>71387091
Whatever gets you off, scatfag

>>71387078
>not blood mountain

reminder that there is an underage argentine shitskin from /int/ on this general

so many nu males in denial

>>71387142
watch out for crocodiles ayy

File: images (1).jpg (8KB, 219x270px)

8KB, 219x270px

>>71387136
Argentina is white! WHITE I TELL YOU!

>>71384984
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAZERETH

>>71387159
I POSSESS THE SPELL

PRESERVE MEEE
FROM HE WHO IS IN THE WATER

File: feelsbadman.png (110KB, 761x709px) Image search: [Google]

110KB, 761x709px

poor guy

>>71387243
probably the saddest music review ever

>>71387091
Start with Call of the Mastodon, it's probably obscure and hardcore enough for this le edgelord faggot >71387050

Is DsO kvlt?

>>71387284
I think you forgot a (You) in there lad

>>71387284
>denying a (You)
No respect

remember when (You)'s were replaced by dots?
what a horrible memory

>>71385294
*progressive rock

>>71387397
I'll always remember the chill of november

@71387397

File: collage.php.jpg (491KB, 1250x1250px) Image search: [Google]

491KB, 1250x1250px

R8 My week

>>71387437
0/10

>>71387437
unironic nu-male/10

>>71387397
I remember the time when it was dots originally before they brought (You) in

Just goes to show how everyone on 4chan these days is a <2 year newfag

>>71387437
you sure like nu-male garbage

>>71387469
no it wasn't

https://youtu.be/XX8GUwZcI_8

>>71387469
i can't imagine anyone over 20 still browsing 4chan
sounds pretty pathetic

File: TRAD2016.jpg (2MB, 1302x1420px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1302x1420px

>>71386492
hell yeah, love it

File: 1482726233115.jpg (38KB, 670x470px) Image search: [Google]

38KB, 670x470px

71387343
No, I'm not.
If you hate Crack the Skye then you don't deserve a (You).
If you defend a CTS-hating faggot then you don't even deserve a green text.

>>71387547
/r/metal - The Post

It seems /metal/ loves nwobhm and glam metal now, good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfdytSIXCFQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s86K-p089R8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QX13rhsD02A

>>71386837
this just sounds like regular old Scott Burns-core, dude

>>71385328
Honestly it got stale after my 4th listen.

Instead of writing one proper awesome melody they will cram 4 different shitty generic melodies that go on at the same time because "muh mature songwriting and arrangement".

Above the weeping world remains untouchable perfection.

Wintersun > Mastodon

>>71387005
>the people who reply taking the bait are the same people who post the chart

When will you people learn?

>>71387726
wintersun > literally anything

Rise of the Northstar >Wintersun > Mastodon

>>71387645
It was the opposite for me desu, I only really liked part 5 and 6 at my first couple of listens, then it got better.

Agreed on the weeping world, I only feel like guitar tone could be better tho. Mids are a little bit high for me.

Gojira > Wintersun > Mastodon

File: wintersun1.jpg (326KB, 1536x1432px) Image search: [Google]

326KB, 1536x1432px

STOP PROMOTING WINTERSUN

Wintersun > Gojira > Mastodon > Wintersun

>>71387813
yeah, like fknlmao @ dis ppl I men we are in spring LMAO fkn rtards

>the (((Wintersun))) "headquarters"
how come actual human beings blindly fall into this

File: tumblr_nef2he3lBm1tbcweeo1_r1_500.png (694KB, 485x750px) Image search: [Google]

694KB, 485x750px

I just watched Near Dark and I need the GROOVIEST texas-thrashin hick metal you got.

>>71387847
wintersun fans aren't human beings. Listening to too much melodeath can turn you into one of "them".

Why is black metal so shit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jw7yk8hm_0

File: 1486849770339.png (53KB, 256x256px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 256x256px

>>71387748
hmmm

Saw these guys yesterday.... unexpectably good, desu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K76r9h12nmo

File: 301px-NuMale-feminism.jpg (28KB, 301x321px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 301x321px

>genre: melodic death metal

File: conan.jpg (41KB, 300x300px) Image search: [Google]

41KB, 300x300px

MMYYYYYYYY NAAAAAAAAAAAME IIIIIIIIIIIIIIISS
KRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLL

https://jayzisdiedmurder.bandcamp.com/

>>71388024
MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID

>>71388024

IIIIIIIIIIIIIII LIIIIIIIIIIVE

ON A MOOOOUUUUUUNNNNNTAAAIIINNNNN

>>71387437
nice
+isengard, gorgoroth

>>71387437
t. the nu-malest

>>71387497
yeah nice chart. honorable mention should go to Valor's Hail to Fire.

>>71385127
more like lifestyle magazine core

>>71387773
Yeah, a decade later and I still cant figure out whether I adore that guitar tone because of the tone itself or because its just on my favorite album of all time.

ATD had that nice crunchy rhythm tone but then again it lacked atmosphere.

File: ffbce7ead577a8653e4cec9e6830d554.jpg (81KB, 480x720px) Image search: [Google]

81KB, 480x720px

>tfw no cancer-stricken doom metal gf

>>71388024
i just listened to that song, it's shit, it's too slow, it's pure cancer

File: Iqs8hw0.jpg (29KB, 400x386px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 400x386px

>>71388200
>tfw no gf at all

File: 3882386c64ddc753c0b0f75adeec487c[1].jpg (30KB, 564x427px) Image search: [Google]

30KB, 564x427px

>tfw metal gf who lives in another city due to uni and her parents don't allow her to come over often and you are as lonely as when you were single
>want to get a new gf but sex is perfect and dont want to go back to the single phase where I destroy my body with alcohol 5 days a week due to depression

pls post good folk metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdkBs0VCSX0

>>71388170
Heh, I actually find atd quite atmospheric, though I might be a little biased due to some memories with it but really loved that album. Especially weighed down with sorrow, which is still one of my favorite songs.

>>71388309
most folk metal is ultra cringe, except moonsorrow obviously

>>71386701
cool cool thanks for that. here have some wolf.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivxbiVxUdhc

>>71387573
there's always been nwobhm love, the glam metal phase is new to me but it's definitely refreshing to see the cheesy 80's glam stuff here other than your typical hardcore extreme metal.

>>71384475
here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMjGBzN0lSw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8AIrvhGCE4

>>71384209
God i fucking hate this board. How about listening to whatever the fuck you want? But nooo because you're so enlightened and music taste is obviously not subjective there's a very specific list of what everybody should and shouldn't listen to and if you defy the list, "lol ur a nu-male kys XD". If I had friends, i couldn't listen to their favourite bands such as led zeppelin or tool because a bunch of anonymous greasy fat virgins that only socialize on a chinese image board might make fun of me.

>>71389021
t. extreme metal fedora neckbeard nu-male

File: nintendoswitch.jpg (64KB, 489x623px) Image search: [Google]

64KB, 489x623px

>>71389021
t. nu-male

>>71386924
They already did with Mdlosci and With Hearts Toward None
EiF was good but not as good imo

i've found /metal/: the video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkbSy3Gx8oQ

>>71389021
t. nu-male

>>71387321
>>71387321
I think so. The only thing I don't like about them is how many pseudo-intellectual edgelords they attract, but I still love their work. Shame how a lot of disso-projects just copy them and make no effort to progress into their own style.

>>71387885
No no no, Dimmu is shit

Daily reminder: if you listen to extreme metal you are a nu-male, but if you listen to nwobhm and glam metal you are a true man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oLC0nOfWGc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyLantEtsJw

>>71386168
A Blaze is the superior album

File: 1486744424252.jpg (148KB, 465x674px) Image search: [Google]

148KB, 465x674px

>when Kálí hits u

>>71389070
>the comments are all in spic languages
kek

>>71389185
What if one listens to both? Does that make them a poseur?

>>71389432
you're semi-nu-male then

File: 1302946076634.gif (177KB, 300x300px) Image search: [Google]

177KB, 300x300px

>>71389380
Only Lemmy could pull off that look

>>71389185
this stupid idiotic fucking forced meme needs to die ffs

>>71389608
Glam? Didn't grunge kill it already?

how do i become happy again, /metal/

>>71389636
Trump brought it back.

>>71389648
Stop being unhappy

>>71389648
you should listen to glam metal!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDK9QqIzhwk
>>71389608
t. nu-male

>>71389683
I wonder if Glamposting will last longer than oatposting.

>>71384164
Yeah, deron miller for cKy got me into them. A lot of other death metal bands too. Brett's voice is fucking brutal, he's one of my fav vocalists in metal.

>>71389709
sorry kid but real metal will win
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CDnY3rDjY4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw

>>71389674
Thanks uncle Varg

>>71389042
god that picture is absolutely disgusting, guaranteed his wife is going to be out on the weekends cheating on him while he plays children screen games all night

>>71387570
actually mastodon is banned on r/metal

>>71390054
If only we could do the same here

>>71390054
mastodon should be banned everywhere

>>71388255
>her parents don't allow her to come over often
>girl is in university

sure dude

>>71390134

new thread

>>71390156
2early

>>71389670
hearty kek

>>71389815
nah

>Timeghoul only has 6 songs

Shame