Instant musical turn-offs

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>reggae influence in a white band
i wish the 'cultural appropriator' meme existed back then so we wouldn't have this garbage

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>pic related
>for an entire track

>>71381371
this isn't a regular thing though

>>71381241
>white band playing jazz
Retard spotted.

>>71381545
this

>>71381241
>white suburban kid
>blasting little yatchy, kodak black
>does a dab every few seconds

>>71381545
FUQQ WYPIPO DOE

WYPIPOOOOOOOOOO

>>71381545
>>71381563
Racists detected

>>71381241

Where are these uses of Locrian mode that have become such a phenomenon, you felt the need to greentext it.

>>71381241
>>71381267
muh fuggin bix nood ehehe know what am sayin i say eheheh know wha am sayn kill whity muhfugga

>>71381241
b-b-b-but I like locrian mode

>drums are all over the channels instead of snare hi hat on left, kick in center, toms and ride on the right

>vocals are completely clean instead of having a slight reverb or being slightly lofi

>bass player is quietly playing only root notes the whole time

>violins and various other strings at only one point in a song when you know no one in the group plays them

>>71382190
>being this retarded

>>71381241
>white band playing jazz
Because they do it better than congoid niggers, as well as everything else they try? Is this why this triggers you nignog?

>parallel fifths in "independent" parts
>15+ minute song that does not develop any of its themes and just is 4-5 different songs in the same track
>chords with too many thirds in
>second inversion chords used for no musical reason whatsoever

>>71382981
t.firstyearmusicstudent

>>71383705
This, what a mong

>>71381241
>He doesn't like Benny Goodman

>>71381241
>>71381267
>haha fucking white people amirite
kys

anime

>>71381241
>>71381267

fuck off racists

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>black man conducting classical
Oh wait, that almost never happens because conducting classical music requires intelligence.

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>>71381241
> hating riffs

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>Bach
>"back"

>>71383910
>being such a plebeian

>>71383936
>being such a nu-male

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>>71381241

>It's ska
>It's based around video games

>>71383956
>i'm such a manly man for listening to what 12 year old kids think is cool
Grow some taste if you want to discuss music.

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>>71381241
>most well known Jazz band is 3/4s White and pushed Jazz to the mainstream American audience, effectively giving Jazz the mainstream appeal it needed to be saved for the next half century

god damn Whiteys

>>71383974
Says the nu-male shitter who likes bleep shitmeme rap lmao

>>71384042
>all the instances of music without guitar riffs I can think of are rap and electronica
Can you embarass yourself even further?

>ITT: Butthurt Oogee Wawa members
>Singing like Mike Patton/Maynard Keenan

On the topic of shit jazz;
>funk or hip hop versions of Thelonius Monk
>liking only Bork and Radiohead

>>71384064
By being a nigger loving cuck like you

>over-produced "folk" with a 4 to the floor beat

>last chorus refrain goes up a whole step

>wah pedals

>>71383928
>Bach and other patrician tastes
that is a big musical turnoff

>>71384296
people who listen to Classical are musical turnoffs? Insecure much?

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>>71381267
Fuck off nigger

>>71384387
I mostly listen to classical and yes, the people who listen to because they are 'patrician' are a real turn off.

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>>71384445
i am the original poster of this 'bog and other patrician taste' comment and i was about to reply exactly this until he beat me to the punch, so to speak
if you can't tell, i'm also a patrician

>>71381241
>>guitar riffs
Fucking pleb

>>71381241


Here's mine:

>the whole "draw" of the music is based around "aesthetics"
>no actual purpose beyond being some sort of post-ironic statement
>poorly produced
>the moment I hear an 808 kick

>>71381241
>vocal music
>lyrics are as important as the music
>lyrics are even more important than the music

>>71381241
>metal that's only point is to be 'shocking'
>any form of dirty vocals
>A Capella
>certain cheesy samples (see: In My Lifetime 1)

>>71382499
Nobody likes Locrian, Milhouse

>>71381241
>Black "people" "music"
>Production "Glitching" and distortion
>Edgyness

Every band should play jazz.

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>>71383936
> ugh omg riffs are so cringe I bet people that like them can't even appreciate the post-vocal brilliance of Thugger and Future
> why is my taste in music so good?

>>71385264
So I take it you're a huge death grips fan?

>>71385264


There's nothing left to be edgy about outside of trying to convey people and their identities are worthless.

Nice try famodachi

>>71385300
Why do you people assume that the only genre of music that lacks guitar riffs is rap?
Is your musical knowledge really that shallow?

>>71381241
>i made a thread so i can look cool
>let me copy and paste "Locrian mode"
Fuck off, my child.

>>71385312
I don't mind a little edge but shit like nu-metal and death metal get on my nerves

>>71383986
And why do you think this is the case? White musicians were more succesful because of their skin color. Most innovative players in Jazz have all been Black and almost never been the most popular artists at the time.

>>71385439


I think a lot of nu-metal/metalcore that's been coming out is great. It's tastefully edgy that actually has something it cares about. I might be biased, I get to see the best upcoming nu-metal/metalcore acts in Texas basically every other month. Darke Complex/Backwordz stuff like that.

>>71383928
It's pronounced "Bog"

>>71381371
This