>finally ask oneitis on a date
>take her to Kanye's Saint Pablo tour
>he plays Ultralight Beam
>tear up from the sheer beauty at some parts
>she starts laughing at me and tells me to 'act like a man'
>she leaves in the middle of Father Stretch My Hands pt 1.
>the tickets cost me $400
Why are all women soulless whores incapable of understanding true beauty?
>>71379928
she was probably crying because kanye announced his support for trump between the songs
>>71379928
things that didn't happen
>>71379928
>complains about womemes being pleb
>listens to Kanye
hmmmmmmmm
>>71379928
>Experiences with plebby women
Do you know any non pleb person at real life?
>ITT: experiences with plebby men
>finally get asked out by beta fag whos been watching me for months
>go with it, why the fuck not
>he has tickets for fucking kanye
>thinks hes all unique for listening to one of the worlds most popular rappers
>go because hey, chance isn't that bad and he's opening
>this faggot actually cries to kanye
>leave while hes bawling his eyes out to "she just bleached her asshole"
>>71380859
/thread
>>71380859
lmfao
/thread
>>71379928
the new hot thing in plebwomen the reality show is going to EDM gigs just coz those are popular, not coz you´d actually give a fuck about the music. or i dont even listen to music but i bought tickets coz these guys are le american XDDD
sometimes i really feel like school shooters did nothing wrong. fuck this world
>>71379928
>kanye west
well, your own fucking fault
come on /mu/, you're better than this. it's clearer than clear that OP is one of those memey greentexts, not particularly even a bait, more of a, you know, joke. and here you are, thinking you're so fucking clever "owning" him with these witty replies. it's like going to see a standup-comedian telling fictitious stories, listening for a while and then realizing "hah that probably didn't even happen, what a faggot"
>>71380892
>going to EDM gigs just coz those are popular
you mean like... to dance maybe
like, the second word in the name of the genre
>be me, 2007
>talking with this girl for a long time
>finally manages to get out with her
>3-4 dates later we decided to go to some musical presentation
>take her to my school talent show waiting that there will be some mediocre shitty indie band that she could enjoy
>Time machine modulus starts playing
I never saw her again, she became a doctor.
>in car with mom
>she likes modern classical and choral music, her favorite composer is phillip glass
>she hands me the aux chord
>i'm going to play something to really weird her out
>animal collective - who could win a rabbit
>she loves it