Metal that is actually enjoyable to listen to?

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Here's some enjoyable tunes to play in your car when taking your girlfriend and her boyfriend on a date

>>71371609
>THROUGH THE GATES OF HELL!!

>>71371609
Oh it's you again innit?

the "death growls sound like a kid yelling at his mom" guy.

>>71371609
the genre you're looking for is power metal, now go jerk off to dragonforce you meme

>>71372746
unfortunately for OP, the overwhelming majority of power metal does include screams

Sabaton is popular precisely because it doesn't

>>71371658
I can understand some of these as "nu-male" but fucking Nails, or Sunn O)))?
I'm probably falling for the bait here, but a lot of these albums are good and it seems as if this list was made to piss people off

>>71372796
it was.

it's basically "anything a fantano drone might listen to". Hence why there's stuff like Vektor in there despite it not fitting nu-male tastes.

Anyway Sunn O)) is babby's first drone and it's pretty popular with art school kids and stoners trying to fit in "intellectual circles" (art school kids).

>>71372841
I get it. The chart has it's place then.
Btw Is Moonlover any good? I've heard good and bad things about it.

>>71371609
>singing that isn't just growling
Real metal has growls. You want nu-metal

>>71372871
it's pretty standard atmoshit

>>71372960
nu-metal has grunts

>>71372988
Just like gay sex

>>71371658
How you gonna have Megadeth on a nu-male metal list and no fucking Metallica?

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>>71371609
Fuck you, pussy.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Dfza28nNZ-c

>>71373029
it's a fantanocore chart.

I'm pretty sure Fantano reviewed that album so it's gotta be in there.

but yeah, hardwired ought to be there too

Slam is superior.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LxY-jj7CpyE

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>>71371609
>wanting to enjoy listening to metal
>thinking that metal should be enjoyed
disgusting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjAxCx95mO8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkDx0cmOSHk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoxdH4FWuhg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nubJjB95VdY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44TzcehU0V8

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VgdhNrZkZFA
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Mog50wjgtrA

>>71372591
>AS WE MAKE OUR WAY TO HEAVEN

>>71371609

Sabaton vocals are laughably bad

i can't believe anyone takes this band seriously

>>71374645
Fuck Sabaton, they don't even study history. In one song they literally say "Let the holocaust begin". Fucking commies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mog50wjgtrA

>>71374645
>i can't believe anyone takes this band seriously
They dont seem to take themselves too seriously..

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>>71371609
I don't like metal in general
But i really like this band

>>71375977
I have every album on my phone. Syu's solo album is fucking awesome as well.

>>71371658

>deafhaven
>Opeth
>DreamTheater
>Mastodon
>Cynic
>Ghost
>Sunn o
>baroness
>other good shit

This list is fucking retarded and bait(which im falling for). There's no actual nu-metal (disturbed) on there at all.

>>71372762
>power metal
>screams
Are you retarded?
Also Sabaton is garbage. I love how their riffs have absolutely no life to them, their songs have no solos, and how their mastering completely dubdues all instrumentals while highlighting the shitty, sub-par vocalist. You want something similar to Sabaton? Check out Taylor Swift.

>>71371609
Why people unironically enjoy this band's generic and formulaic songs is beyond me.

>>71378032
They do fill a very niche of heavy metal that isn't Tolkien garbage and focuses on historical battles instead. That's about it really. I just wish some decent bands would do it instead. Some decent power metal bands that don't felate the mouthbreathing D&D crowd in general.

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>>71377804
watch that edge ouch

>>71378143
How is disliking Sabaton edgy? Has internet addiction fucked your brain so bad you aren't even capable of expressing your thoughts like a properly functioning human being and replaced your entire lexicon with memes?

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>>71378179

>>71371658
Fuck, I know it's bait but I can't help but be slightly triggered

>>71371658
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>71372841
>with art school kids and stoners trying to fit in "intellectual circles" (art school kids).

what about the NEETs that try to fit in whatever they'll fit in ?

specially when it's about doom and other sludgy shit that are here to remind you how slow and low you are on life.

>inb4 projecting :^)

>>71378682
>600 BPM or it's shit
Forgot to take your amphetamines again?

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>>71371658
>all these actual nu-males that get triggered by this
major keks
get taste

>>71375977
Galneryus is fucking awesome

>>71372960
>nu-metal doesnt have growls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-zb4C_k7Ek

>>71376506
>>71378218
calling this bait won't make you less nu-male

>>71371609
babbies first metalband

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>>71378082
>mfw bought tickets to a festival before they announced the main act
>mfw the main act was Sabaton

>>71379091
The main act is an overrated part. Discovering stuff or being pleasantly surprised by bands you don't expect much from is what makes them great.

>>71379113
>71379113
Yeah, i know. It's just hard to understand, when there'd be a ton of better bands to have as your main act. It was the festivals 20th anniversary after all, kinda weak choice for that aswell.

>>71371658

Insecure neckbeards making fun of other insecure neckbeards. You're the grunts of the gender war.

>>71371609
You might like Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, Rammstein, Megadeth, Mastodon, Ghost, Deftones, Dream Theater

>>71379052
Who are you quoting?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcE40gJ6Smw&t=1575s

smooth and silky metal, like mercury for the ears

>>71378682
I just like how drone, doom, and sludge sound.

You need help, anon.

>>71371609
trash

>>71378209
t. falsie faggot with shit taste

>>71382012
this

>>71371658
oh yess i love this chart

>>71371658
It's pretty sad if anyone actually still listens to any of this

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>>71372796
>>71372841
>>71373029
>>71376506
>>71378218
>>71378561
>>71379437

>>71382987
kek, saved

>>71382987
le forced nu male meme

>>71383052
found one

>>71383052
> being this defensive

>>71383052
t. extreme mega-nu-male

>>71383052
t. nu-male

>>71383052
- t. nü-male

Is this thread about bait or butthurt nu males?

>>71371609
Alestorm.

Best shit in the house.

>>71384101
>not gloryhammer

>>71384161
>not pirates

>>71372871
Don't listen to that other guy, Moonlover was aoty.
The vocals aren't for everyone tho