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Ways to spot a fake music enthusiast 2017-03-03 11:38:32 Post No. 71360397
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>he uses flowcharts to decide which order to listen to an artists releases in
>he does not own or download any singles
>he does not listen to massive umbrellas of music such as Electronic Dance Music or Classical Music
>he has never been to a proper club
>he mainly finds music through publications such as pitchfork, resident advisor, tinymixtapes, e.t.c. (or from recommendations of other people who do that)
>he places too high of a value on lyricism and dislikes good music for 'bad lyrics'
>he thinks that certain musical genres are 'not music'
>he almost exclusively listens to a single genre
>he cant play a song that people will enjoy at a party which he also enjoys
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i liek chocolate mikl
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>his favourite artist is on spotify
>his favourite artist has over 500 listeners on lastfm
>he hasn't learned music theory, new languages, or the history of music and culture for a wide array of countries
>he listens to music in the background instead of exclusively making it the focus
>he pauses/skips tracks on albums instead of listening to it in its entirety with his eyes closed
>given the chance, he will choose not to download in FLAC
>he doesnt appreciate grimes
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>>71360491
caring about the popularity of your favourite artist certainly makes you a fake music enthusiast
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>white
>cis
>male
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>listens to singles only
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>>>/bleep/
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>>71360521
t. fake music enthusiast
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>>71360627
t. guy who's only in it to be edgy
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>>71360397
*sound of someone peeing in a dark alley*
*steps out of the shadows*
*claps slowly*
Wonderful thread, sir. Wonderful thread indeed. *tips fedora*
*smell of mountain dew and doritos wafts through the air*
*sounds of poop landing on concrete in alley*
I quite enjoy this thread. It is quite good.
*loud, long fart coming from the alley*
Please keep up the good work making threads like these, I enjoy reading them!
:)
*sound of someone masturbating in the alley*
*I stare into your eyes*
So long, good sir.
*I depart into the night, never to be seen again as you wonder who i was and how mysterious I am*
*sounds of masturbating in the alley continue*
*You stand on the sidewalk and contemplate your life*
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>>71361095
damn...
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>he doesn't play an instrument
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>>71360491
i dont do any of these except browse /mu/ while listening to music
how pleb am i?
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>He claims to like post-avant jazzcore but all you ever see him listening to is progressive dream funk
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>>71361214
You're not. Just do what you like and live life to the fullest.
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