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/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread 2017-03-03 04:05:09 Post No. 71354925
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/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread
p4k shill
2017-03-03 04:05:09
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Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired]
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Jenn "Best New Tastemaker" Pelly
Marc "Not Mark" Hogan
KRIS "Meme Rap" EX
Jillian "they don't love you like I love you" Mapes
Kevin "who needs TMT anyways" Lozano
Will someone dethrone Visible Cloaks's 8.7 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2017 BNM Tally: 10
Nights since last BNM: 0
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member)
https://mega.nz/#!l1ZlRbqb!WYbGuia29w1_fpg05XS3F9Rtb8aFfj8WzZg8Z3mbwRQ
>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-Rest in peace Leon Ware
-Jay "I'm a motherfuckin Monster" Z elected to Songwriters Hall of Fame
-Kanye Jesus statue appears in Hollywood
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Arca and each & every poster here
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>>71354925
Fuck off Conde Nast
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>>71354943
>tumblr(...).jpg
Not only are you a new fag, but a special tumblr snowflake at that
Get off my board
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only 2 of the 10 bnm's this year have gone to white men. only one bnm with guitars.
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>>71355094
>>71354943
>>71354925
are you actually jewish, samefag, or were you just kidding? how's school?
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Does anyone else think that vagabon album they gave BNM last night was absolute fucking shit? Like, the person literally can't fucking sing. Some of the shittiest indie rock I've heard that wasn't like, made by a person I personally know.
But apparently in the review they said she has connections to Frankie Cosmos so I wouldn't be surprised if the review was payed off
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>>71355094
>not using google image search as your defacto pepe cloud
And these shill threads for this corporate commie rag are lame as fuck
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>>71355109
Power trip - 4 white guys
Visible cloaks - 2 white guys
Priests - 1 white guy
The xx - 2 white guys
Run the Jewels - 1 white guy
Nice try shitbag
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>>71355251
Sounds like youre over 30
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>>71355251
>pepe cloud
>not having a one TB drive for pepe storage
Disgusting
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another bnm for future. when does this stop?
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/p4k/ owns
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>>71357041
NOT GOOD
7.8/10
Enjoy your BTFO
and spend the rest of your mediocre life on this pathetic forum.
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Post P4k reviews that are wrong.
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missed these threads :*)
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