I'LL NEVER BE YOUR DREAM GIRL

sound of someone peeing in a dark alley*
*steps out of the shadows*
*claps slowly*
Wonderful thread, sir. Wonderful thread indeed.
*sounds of poop landing on concrete in alley*
I quite enjoy this thread. It is quite good.
*loud, long fart coming from the alley*
Please keep up the good work making threads like these, I enjoy reading them!
:)
*sound of someone masturbating in the alley*
*I stare into your eyes*
So long, good sir.
*I depart into the night, never to be seen again as you wonder who i was and how mysterious I am*
*sounds of masturbating in the alley continue*
*You stand on the sidewalk and contemplate your life*

If I see one more grimes thread that isn't her general I'm going to do something about this site [I'm connected]

>>71345722
this is true. my dream girl is not an ugly talentless gobln

>>71346232
I'm <<connected>>

>>71345722
;_;