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Atmo and blackie kiddies not welcome

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Post bands that trigger both nu-males and fedoras

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Moon sorrow right now

>>71345389
>wearing your own band's shirt
Huh wow

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Is this the logical conclusion to melometal?

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***ATTENTION***
Leave this thread IMMEDIATELY if you like even one album on this list
Do NOT post
Do NOT collect 200 dollars

>>71345483
What metal do you listen to

>>71345389
>jewri

I have finally decided to stop watching porn

metal for this feel?

>>71345483
good post

good thread so far

Only nu-males hate Jari and Wintersun

>>71345533
dubs are for nu-males

>>71345533
how much money did you give?

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post $lams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psSmDPaJeMk

Why haven't you given your money to Ne Obliviscaris and Allagaeon Patreon yet?

What's some music similar to Wintersun?

>>71345632
ensiferum + children of bodom = wintersun

>>71345577
i don't listen to proge

>>71345632
Kalmah

>>71345389
How can one man look like such a complete cockgoblin?

>>71345649
absolutely

>>71345786
Finnish genes

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You guys still haven't named a better Power Metal album

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>>71345925
Wow easy

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>>71345925

>>71345925
Wintersun - s/t

Is this Wintersun the new Vektor

>>71345389
is that nostalgiacritic

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is ghost bath even trying?

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>>71345389

>>71346074
Is that the Rhapsody keyboardist?

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>>71346006
Maybe

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>>71346199
>mfw i successfully conned my 12 year old audience into giving me their parent's money.

>>71345786
When you make shitty music you eventually become it.

How do you pronounce Mäenpää

>>71346305
just like this

m ä e n p ä ä

>>71345483

Are you FUCKING kidding me?

Fine, you know what, I didn't want to browse this thread anyway

Well it has been a pretty boring year so far, any big upcoming releases except Wintermeme?

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VADER
A
D
E
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>>71346368
Havok

>>71345434
>bands that trigger both nu-males and fedoras

Christian bands ?

So apart from Wintersun, what is some essential Disney metal?

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>>71346646

>>71346533
>We want the Vektor audience
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jP2pzw8jV9s

>>71345389
i have mixed feelings with this guy, it's very greedy hold on a finished album as an hostage, but fuck i want more wintersun albums

All memes aside, the first Wintersun album is probably the pinnacle of 2000s meloshit

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post your 2017 disappointments

>>71346762
Same, I don't know what happened, they just decided to add too much ekyboard noodling without catchy riffs

Is Jari shilling his band ITT or did he hire a bunch of marketers

>>71346638
Yes
https://youtu.be/7HVcAauQhgw

>>71346986
KILL A COP KILL A KILL A COP COP
KILL A COP KILL A KILL A COP COP
KILL A COP KILL A KILL A COP COP
KILL A COP KILL A KILL A COP COP

>>71346646
Twilight Force

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GIBE SAUNA :DDDDD

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>>71345483
ISOLATION MUST HAVE TWISTED YOUR BRAIN

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Pleb here...so whats with all the hate towards Jari? I listened alot of his Ensiferum and Wintersun stuff when I was younger, found it to be pretty chill to listen to. Not really into social media but he seems to get alot of hate even there (facebook/plebbit).

What happend?

>>71347399
only numales hate jari

HE'LL COME FOR YOU

>>71347490
AT MY BEHEST

>>71347501
THIS IS HIS FROZEN WASTELAND

RE

>>71347518
AND YOU ARE NOW

>>71347546
HIS GUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEST

>>71346461
Never got that into them desu. I've had their discography for like a decade and listened intermittently, but it never fully clicked.
What album should I listen to for another go? (not Litany)

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>>71345434
The whole of glam triggers nu-males and fedoras

>>71347629
>le glam meme xD

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What are some other releases with THICC atmosphere and riffs? I already know Hooded Menace.

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post riff masters

>>71347731
you first

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>>71347684

>>71347731
Jari manpenis

>>71345483
Why is Megadeth in that image?

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>>71347655
>glam is just a meme

>>71347655
it's not a meme you cunt

>>71347731
Jeff Loomis

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>>71347490
>>71347501
>>71347518
>>71347546
>>71347579
JUST

>>71348145
ATMOSHIT

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*blocks your path*

>>71345483
(you)

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How do I get into grindcore?

I'm not talking about deathgrind stuff like Cattle Decapitation, Exhumed and Macabre. I already love those. I'm talking about straight up grindcore like early Carcass, Napalm Death and Repulsion.

I tried listening to Repulsion's "Horrified" album. The first song is great. The problem is that every song after that sounds almost the exact same. The fact the songs are short are also a problem because it's hard to get invested in a song that's only 90 seconds long. I've been trying for a while to get into it and I'm gonna keep trying but I want to get a better appreciation for it.

>>71348281
thats the point senpai

check out insect warfare too

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>>71348248
>finland
>kung fu suits
>cgi background
this picture screams autism

>>71348248
I've lost so much respect for Hahto because of shekelsun

>>71348304
all finns are inherently autistic

>>71345978
ALL YOUR YESTERDAYS SHINE ON WINGS OF LIGHT

>>71348281
return to overwatch

le nu male xd

>>71347538
ALITY

>>71348325
I get it but this is like going below absolute zero. Fuck.

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>>71348248
Someone please shop ton''s sedel guy on to the guy on the left

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>>71345978
>random black brush strokes over the dark part

>>71348339
I CROWN US..................
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGS

>>71346067
>is ghost bath even trying?
Moonlover strongly indicates no.

teehee

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>>71348281
you dont. pure grindcore is meh unless its mixed with some death metal elements then it becomes more interesting. try the fallowing albums:
>carcass - symphonies of sickness
>dead infection - a chapter of accidents
>last days of humanity - putrefaction in progress
also this>>71348296

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Thoughts on this?
I've seen DTP posted sometimes and I've only heard the title track off of this.

https://cranialblowout.bandcamp.com/album/promo-2016
epic snare sound

>>71348526
>BRRRAAAAAPPP

>>71348570
i love snare but this distant clunking in back of left ear is just straight up annoying

>>71348765
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXsYoHb8V5w

>>71347684
The vocals took getting used to, but once I did I was pretty upset they changed on the next album.

>>71345389
Someone do a photoshop of him holding a NSBM or weebslam album

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>>71349058

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this turned out better than i expected

>>71348526
Great. Took a couple of listens to really get into it, but after that it's really good. Planet of the Apes, Mighty Masturbator and the title track (sans the first minute or so) are my favorites I think.
I don't know why he made two intro songs in a row though, throws of the pace of the album. He did the same on Transcendence.

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wow good taste jari

>>71348526
reddit sporkcore

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What did he mean by this?

shit thread

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>>71349355
you could have at least put the cover beneath his fingers you fucking autist

>>71349400
I only know how to use paint and im pretty shit at it

>>71349185
Where could I go to find more songs like at 6:50 of the title track? I really like it but I'm not sure where to start looking.

>>71345483
>He doesn't like pegging
how does it feel being a true omega?

>>71349497
I dunno. Synchestra, Infinity, Ziltoid, this bonus song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0T4UVtjeqI
All his albums are different.

tell me what to listen to
RIGHT NOW!!!

>>71349745
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvMQLalJLec

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>>71349745
listen to incantation

right meow!!! :3

>>71349788
Incantation's album covers are great.

Holy FUCK
New Nokturnal Mortum song
check it fags

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7em2CkLuAs

>>71349777
I love it.

>>71345483
What if I like every album on that list?

Post glam, NOW!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDcBKVKQizg

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>>71345434
Stryper fuckin' rules. So glad Rageaholic did a Metal Mythos episode on them.

Christian metal triggers more than 50% of the metal community, and even 50% of radio-tier metalheads ("My favorite metal band is Slipknot followed by Metallica")

I've loved Christian metal for as long as I was aware of it's presence, but even then some of it triggered me, like mid to late-era Mortification - now I absolutely treasure it for it's corny, catchy, cheesy goodness.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTq8LLG_d-k

>>71349870
I wonder if Verity will come anywhere near The Voice of Steel.

>>71350013
https://youtu.be/aEdtaZBOzgk

>>71347861
Holy fucking shit I forgot all about Runemagick, time to JAM

>>71350106
Good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGFR1nI6blo

>>71350128
https://youtu.be/D6ohT7YZEes

>All this hate against /ourguy/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2Uf5nATUoo

I'm spending another birthday alone. Give me metal for this feel

>>71350297
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbQm-nSjuHI

>>71345483
>Crack the Skye
>bad
Immediately end your life

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I JUST WANT
I JUST WANT
A LITTLE FIRE
I JUST WANT
I JUST WANT
A LITTLE

FIRE

>>71345474
unironically yes

each song on that album is at least 9 out of 10

>>71350342
>cirith ungol
pleb, manilla road is better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFbmMPQooO8

>>71345925
Both parts of Helloween's Keeper

>>71346290
top fucking kek

>>71350457
they both have really good albums but manilla road just has more of them

Tokyo blade is better than iron maiden.
Prove me wrong.
Protip: you can't.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=af13cMo6JN0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0qvupluToA

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Which one?

>>71350615
they're inconsistent

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>>71348281
Try this album

>>71350615
iron maiden released 7 good albums in a row
tokyo blade released 3 (and one of those was essentially a re recording of another)

also any of the first 7 iron maiden albums is better than any tokyo blade album

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kV0QTEcQoWk

>>71349292
Kek

>>71350457
i love both equally desu

>>71350615
Iron maiden is trash

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MY MAMMAL SAUCE IS THE BEST MAMMAL SAUCE
I SPREAD MAMMAL SAUCE ON MY WANG

>>71350069
>christian metal
>demonic christ-killing jewish symbol on album cover

Albums only you have listened to
https://youtu.be/6UHuBugwz1c

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>>71351118

>>71351118
Nice, it sounds like proto-power metal

>>71351169
>1989
power metal was already a thing

>>71351136
bro this was my 13 yr old life right here

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>>71351087
they're american evangelicals. what do you expect?

>>71351235
But sounds like proto-power metal to me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bYdAIQFLm0
Proto-power pride, world wide!

>>71346533

Saw em live em. Not bad, one of the local bands did better than them

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>>71351298
>pretty maids
nice

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name a better power metal album, protip you can't

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>>71351497

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>>71351497
Do u even tryin?

>>71345389
Is that the Nostalgia Critic?

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>>71351497

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>>71351497

>>71350325
nu-males can be talented and make good music
doesn't change the fact they're numales

>>71349043
What happened on the next? Haven't listen to it yet, but I fucking love WH

New Tool album dropped.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RufF2bOSusE&t=473s

>>71345483
there is literally nothing wrong with thou or primitive man

>>71348281
>How do I get into grindcore?
>I'm not talking about deathgrind stuff like Cattle Decapitation, Exhumed and Macabre. I already love those. I'm talking about straight up grindcore like early Carcass, Napalm Death and Repulsion.
>I tried listening to Repulsion's "Horrified" album. The first song is great. The problem is that every song after that sounds almost the exact same. The fact the songs are short are also a problem because it's hard to get invested in a song that's only 90 seconds long. I've been trying for a while to get into it and I'm gonna keep trying but I want to get a better appreciation for it.
Wot m8

>>71350325
Came here to post this.
This album is a textbook masterpiece.
Also, I'm pretty sure every member of Mastodon could kick the shit out of anybody ITT saying they're nu-males.

what's some stuff that's like Dopesmoker?

>>71352143
You're not fooling anyone Brann

>>71352205
2 Youtube channels (ignore the cringy names and listen)
Stoned Meadow of Doom (& SMoD2)
Bong Druid of Mammoth Weed Mountain.

>>71352143
Use that sellout money to fix your meth teeth Brann.

>>71352205
Mammoth Weed Wizard Bastard

>>71352230
>>71352252
Did Brann post on /mu/ or something?
I live in Atlanta and saw him buying carrots once.
He was pretty tall.

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If you hate Five Finger Death Punch you are a nu-male

>>71347956

Because it's shitty bait

>>71345483

>Cobalt

Phil McSorely is a literal drill sergeant mate

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>>71351497

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Whatcha guys think?

>>71352305
>shitty bait
yet it still gets replies everytime
this general I swear

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How long until pic related commits suicide. It must suck knowing that you single handedly ruined a genre defining band and turned them into meme core for 13 year olds. I wonder how it feels to watch your fan base turn from hardcore metal fans to teenage boys and their annoyed moms in the audience every night.

>>71345483
>Boris
>Isis
>Baroness
>Mastodon
What a gay little picture you got there.
Hope you didn't make this on a school night.

>>71352363

I dig it, some good shit mane.

>>71352365

Could be worse I guess, at least you're not on /v/

>>71352363
Hipster metal

>>71352415
Is there a bigger fuck up in metal than In Flames trading Stanne for Anders

>>71345434
Literally no one cares they're christian. however, i've seen you post this more than once here. Seems like you're triggering yourself with youre own strawman, christcuck.

>>71352478
Layne Staley deciding to die :.(

>>71352363
Not my preferred genre so I won't rate.
Is this thrash metal?

>>71352463
elaborate

>>71352554
yeah

>>71352415
yea it really must suck being the frontman of one of the most successful metal bands of all time. and in flames were always fucking garbage. no "hardcore metal fan" ever listened to that faggy gothenburg shit.

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>>71352586
>WAHH IT NOT HEBBY ENUFS FOR ME. WEEL METUL FANZ LISTENS TO DEF METULZ AN BLAK METALZ

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this metal ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPYgvtynuJk

Any albums that capture the terror of a mushroom trip like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efe90vwKy4c&t=59s

>>71352279
He is in the biggest sellout band in history, he's not above shilling his album here

>>71352635
>terror of a mushroom trip
you are like a little baby

>>71348516
>you dont. pure grindcore is meh
fucking pleb

>>71352675
What was their big "sellout"?
All of their albums are fairly innovative IMO.
They just got very popular but you're only a sellout if you quit trying to innovate.

>>71352690
Who the fuck are you?
Terence McKenna?
Don't get me wrong, mushrooms are fun but there are definitely terror moments. Especially in thick woods.

>>71352620
>>71352620
>waaahh my favorite shitty pop metal band got famous so i have to hate them now even though the music they made 20 years ago was just as gay and pathetic as it is now

>>71349355
terrible edit

>>71352740
you just have to keep calm it's easy not to let yourself get spooked

>>71349230
topfookinlmao

>>71352704
The Hunter or Once More Around the Sun

The Hunter started with the catchy radio songs like Curl of the Burl. OMAtS added a few more and now the two singles off the new one sound like they have gone all the way to the light side.

>>71352798
>not doing the thing is easy if you just don't do it
get back at me when you do 6 grams in the Georgia/Tennessee woods and dusk sets.

>>71352849
>6 grams
well there's your problem

>>71352835
You can't even tell me which album?
What is the line between catchy and good?
Curl of the Burl could have been on Remission and you wouldn't have batted an eye.
Face it, you're a sad little contrarian, trying to explain why you say the things you say but really, you just want to fit in on an anonymous image board because you're addicted to positive (you)'s.

>>71352923
THE HUNTER. there ya go

Every fucking song on the album except maybe Black Tongue and Spectrelight is soft enough for a fucking morning television talk show slot.

>>71345632
Whispered

>>71353051
The Hunter isn't their best work but you still fail to explain how they're sellouts and you're not simply turning on them because they gained a large following.
Is a band a sellout as soon as they make an album that isn't better than all their previous albums?

>>71352415
He doesn't care because he makes lots of money now

>>71352586
>>71352762
Go back to DMU autist

>>71352620
Just listened to this album again today, definitely way weaker than The Gallery, but Insanity Crescendo is top tier

>>71352363
They were way better when they weren't trying so hard to sound retro.

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>>71349870
Intro reminds me too much of moonsorrow I think, at least moonsorrow is a great fuckin band to be "inspired" by. Also where has the black metal gone? Like there isnt even a hint of it left.

Honestly seems like they went too far in the whole pagan and VIKANGZ thing and have now devolved into pure sympho shit for numales

>>71345570

Who actually unironically enjoys Slam?

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Any stoner/doom/sludge fans have anything new to share?
Is Kylesa good? I like Running Red.

>>71345434

This must be bait. I'm an atheist and to hell with the devil is a killer track.

Additionally, all "URRGGHHH SATAANNN" music is for the most enormous faggots under the sun.

>>71352497
t. nu-male

>>71353348
>stoner/sludge
what the fuck is stoner and sludge? it sounds like shit tier metal

>>71351136
Does this album feature Bjorn "Speed" Strid??

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>>71351118

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slayer - hell awaits

>>71345434
Mother fucker. You forgot the all mighty CRIMSON THORN. Best Christian death metal band. Ever!

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>>71353526
sorry but that album is shit, basically show no mercy is the only good slayer's album

>>71353451
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFcb56vFM5k

>>71346461
De Profoundis. Enough said.

>>71353451
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zlht9GmyZyA

>>71353575
i was right, it sounds like shit

>>71353570
"no"

>>71351982
i was waiting for the day bands spelledtheirnameslikethis again
takes me back man

>>71345483
What the hell do you have against primitive man?

>>71353262
>its got synths so now numales are going to go for an ultra-nationalist ukrainian band

you're like a random meme-spouting markov chain generator. how about u pump the brakes and go do ur homework?

>>71353606
I mean, that's pretty fringe stuff.I just like it. The Melvins have a few sludge albums if u wanna get mainstream.

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>>71353676
>implying you or anyone else listening to nokturnal mortum understand their language
Also I don't mean numale because it has synths, goat horns all the way to voices of steel have synths. I mean its numale because there is no fucking metal left, it sounds like the power metal version of agalloch but with some hardsh-ish vocals

THROUGH THE GATES OF SNOW WE'LL FLYYYYYY

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Daily reminder: real men listen to based glam metal while nu-males and fedoras listen to doom/black/death metal shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s86K-p089R8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jpf-eC-Xlk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qT-kYZWrHag

I WANNA BE SOMEBODY
BE SOMEBODY TOO

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Why is /metal/ such a shitty fucking (you) cultivating general?
Is it because we're dumber than other generals?

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>>71354087
what do you mean?

>>71353941
>he isn't /fit/
Truly sorry breh.

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>>71354120
you need manowar friend, they are /fa/ and /fit/, they are truly handsome men

>>71354231
I like me some Manowar but u gotta get dat darkness to break those sicc PR's.

>>71353149
>dude they're just INNOVATING by making radio rock!

lol, every mastodon fanboy dickrider is the same and i really liked the hunter

>>71354410
>every person that likes Mastodon also likes Mastodon
woah
Also, wtf is rado rock other than rock played on the radio?

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Do you like ROTN or are you a nu-male?

>>71354508
>every person that likes Mastodon also likes Mastodon

what did he mean by this?

>Also, wtf is rado rock other than rock played on the radio?

boring verse chorus pop rock that gets played on the radio, i'm pretty sure you know exactly what I mean. just accept that they've gotten lazy man, I really like their earlier albums and at least their poppy hard rock songs on the last two have been decent for what they were but the last single they put out was honestly shit tier. i'm not sure why you're being so autistic about this, if you can't deal with someone calling your favorite band shit you probably shouldn't browse this general

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>>71345483
>this is STILL getting multiple replies

>>71354620
I give credit where credit is due and I'm also aware of a very real tenancy for people to reject anything with X number of adherents because it's always trendy.
You can diss an album and I'm fine but calling someone a sellout is pretty severe IMO.
A slump or 1 actually bad album don't mean you're a sellout. There are real sellouts out there.

>>71354780
OMRTS was p good though considering they did sell out

I see plenty of guide charts for all genres of metal and whatnot, do any exist for Grindcore? The only grindcore projects I've bothered to give a decent listen are Nasum, Anaal Nathrakh, Nails, and Cephalic Carnage. Even if those metal two aren't pure grind.

>>71354863
*middle two
Sorry I'm 7 beers deep

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>>71354863
Because anything that has the word "core" in it sucks a fat dick and is as deep as a kiddie pool. Its literally just overproduced death metal that is nickelback tier of creativity

>>71354863
discordance axis

grindcore is shit, there's not much worth listening to and you are not missing out on anything.

Anybody else go through weird little metal phases? I'm totally obsessed with Immortal right now for some reason.

>hurr grindcore sucks
It's supposed to sound like crap you plebs

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>>71355168
>Heh plebs don't understand I'm trying to sound retarded, thus i'm not retarded

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Why do bands insist on updating cover art to something shittier

>>71355151
Yessir, currently on a Bestial Black Metal binge. The guys who did Conqueror - War Cult Supremacy released a new album under the name "Death Worship" and it's fantastic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuB-465qO3U

>>71355248
The second song on this is fucking trippy.

>>71355115
I mean I've heard that before but I want to hear the stuff worth listening to. There's plenty of death and black metal that's shitty and just a clone of an actually good band/album but I still bother giving them a try, so why not grindcore?

Plus I like crust punk and some other hardcore or vanilla punk so it's not even too far of a jump for me.

>>71355089
>not deep enough, muh intelligence
There's plenty of extreme metal that isn't "deep" in any way beyond normal cringeworthy hell-worship and you know it.

>>71355287
Just wait until the last song. It's good to see the Ross Bay Cult alive and well, I think they just re-released some merch and vinyls.

>>71355248
I love this shit so much.

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>>71355336
>Lyrical content decides if something has depth
The key difference isnt lyrics you cum guzzling faggot, its the actual music. You know the instruments and vocals? Grindcore has a kiddie pool depth because it has literally no prowess or creativity behind it.

>>71355458
I would've thought that someone of your obvious superior intelligence would have deduced that "muh intelligence" went beyond lyrical content.

You might not find any creativity or depth in grindcore, but who is to say I won't still enjoy it? We know grindcore is closer to punk than it is metal, and punk isn't exactly known for its musical prowess in the first place. Not everything has to be uber-innovative and unheard of, or chock-full of blast beats and scale-masters in order to be good. You know, after a lot of years of listening to the blast beats, trem picking, shrieked or growled vocals, and lo-fi production, it gets old dude. Eventually people, including me, want to branch out and see how other shit feels, and fuck you for condemning me for it, nobody wants to be around your trve kvlt 24/7 depressive-suicidal church burning wankery anyway.

If grindcore turns out to suck, then fine, it ain't for me. If it is, burn in a fire

>>71355443
Isn't it just lovely

>>71354863
Check out Weekend Nachos even though they're more of a hardcore band.

>>71355089
Commit rapid suicide.

What do you guys think of Avantasia or Stratovarious?

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>>71355617
>There's plenty of extreme metal that isn't "deep" in any way beyond normal cringeworthy hell-worship and you know it.
Its not like the guitars are telling you to worship the devil you fuckin mong, its the lyric matter that makes it """""cringeworthy hell-worship""""". So yea you were only talking about lyrical content, if you wanted me to deduce something other than lyrical content then put forth a statement about something other than lyrical content.

>or chock-full of blast beats
Literally every core band ever.

>You might not find any creativity or depth in grindcore, but who is to say I won't still enjoy it?
but one line after you proceed to say:
>You know, after a lot of years of listening to the blast beats, trem picking, shrieked or growled vocals, and lo-fi production, it gets old dude
So there you do have a problem in a lack of creativity and depth, but for your pea sized head it just takes longer than everyone else. You also assumed im a trve blackie that only listens to 90's Norwegian low fi BM at the end, which im not.

Also you could literally could just say
>You know, after a lot of years of listening to the blast beats, repeated riff for the entire song, pig vocals, and over production, it gets old dude
and now it applies to grindcore.

>Eventually people, including me, want to branch out and see how other shit feels, and fuck you for condemning me for it, nobody wants to be around your trve kvlt 24/7 depressive-suicidal church burning wankery anyway.
muh fee fees and ad hom with no evidence

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Vestige of Thorns alone makes this AOTY

>>71355777
extremely gay

>>71355640
>Commit rapid suicide.
no u

>>71355795
>literally every core band ever
I'd sooner say that about 95% of black metal bands than I would any given -core band.

My problem with listening to the same blast beats and picking and vocals and production, was not the lack of creativity. It was the lack of variation in my everyday listen that urged me to move outward to something else, even for a little bit. I wasn't trying to say that grindcore would have proven more interesting or instrumentally impressive to me than say, black metal, but it is still something DIFFERENT from what I listen to normally. Who the hell wants to reach a plateau where they only listen to one genre or group thereof because it's the most extreme, most unusual, or unorthodox? Even the most interesting and musically challenging artist gets boring after some time. I don't really care where it leads me, I want to just find something new.

But, I will concede that I did assume you were a 90's Norway blackie. The people on /mu/ that usually give me shit for things like this tend to be from that area so honestly it was more reaction than an honest insult or attempt thereof.

>and now it applies to grindcore
Well, yes, if you listen to it for years on end, then of course. That could apply to literally any genre of music if you spend enough time sifting through it and immersing yourself in it. That's why people come up with new shit and new styles, because it gets repetitive. But, I'm new to grindcore, so it is not yet that old to me.

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>>71356014
>I'd sooner say that about 95% of black metal bands than I would any given -core band.
Considering pagan black metal is a massive subgenre of BM, your literally wrong. If fact I would say you probably don't know shit about BM or have 0 ability to search for music other than what /mu/ has in essentials if you think or say this.

>DIFFERENT from what I listen to normally
Then listen to a different genre that has at least an ounce of musical depth or creativity? If you want something "DIFFERENT" then go listen to some blue, clasical, jazz, rock, edm, etc, there is a whole new world out there chock full of interesting ideas. Hell even in the same genre of black metal you have crazy shit like deathspell omega, sigh, abigor, or stuff like nokturnal mortum's voice of steel that has 10/10 production, little blastbeats, and riffage that isnt tremolo.


>Who the hell wants to reach a plateau where they only listen to one genre or group thereof because it's the most extreme, most unusual, or unorthodox?
You mean the entire fucking idea behind any core or br00tal genre? Are you retarded or just baiting at this point?

>I'm new to grindcore, so it is not yet that old to me.
Its old after your first couple albums, just like punk has 0 depth (besides shit like new wave) core genres have literally nothing to them.

can you fags stop being autistic

>>71356306
Tbh i'd rather see people arguing over music then the """""""""ironic""""""""" shitposting we usually get. Only so many high quality glamz, slamz, or kektor posting I can stand

Grindcore - Terminal Unoriginality

>>71356216
As opposed to being figuratively wrong? Anyway, I will admit that I don't really listen to pagan black metal, I've only been listening to black metal in general for four years and simply haven't gotten there yet. I am limited by my experiences, as are you. But to say I know nothing of black metal, and have zero ability to search for music, is being just as assuming as I was about YOUR musical preference, as is asserting that all I listen to is metal and nothing else. And actually, I adore DsO and Nokturnal Mortum, but Sigh simply isn't my cup of tea.

>are you retarded or just baiting?
Neither. Because who the fuck wants to listen to one genre or subgenre? Regardless of motivation. Death/Black/Doom/Thrash whatever, is metal. Grindcore is more punk. So goddamn if I want to listen to some punk, then I'm going to.

>its old after the first few albums
Well then I guess we'll see, won't we?

>>71356482
>As opposed to being figuratively wrong?
le redditor grammer man has arrived

>will admit that I don't really listen to pagan black metal
>I've only been listening to black metal in general for four years
>I don't really listen to pagan black metal
>four years
>in four years I haven't listened to anything from the largest subgenre of black metal besides atmo which also usually have less or no blast beats.
Ebin, simply ebin

>So goddamn if I want to listen to some punk, then I'm going to.
>I'm going to listen to grindcore, a fusion genre of death and punk which manages to be worse than both respective genres and more limiting while doing nothing new at the same time.
Really makes you think

>>71345483
Lore, Elder
Roads to the north, panopticon
mantle
moonlover
meliora

dam i never knew i was such a cuck until now thanks anon

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>>71352363
they where on the Toilet Ov Hell podcast this week. It was good until it got too down into anti trump rambling. solid jams though.

>>71356677
Don't let it stop you, especially with the Mantle, Agalloch, isn't even supposed to be a predominantly black metal band anyway.

>>71352294
In australia that is the 1 entry level band every normie listens to.

>>71353286
Who doesnt ironically like it?

>>71355089
>Because anything that has the word "core" in it sucks a fat dick and is as deep as a kiddie pool. Its literally just overproduced death metal that is nickelback tier of creativity
I feel more retarded after reading this

>>71355640
>Check out Weekend Nachos even though they're more of a hardcore band.
This

>>71355115
>grindcore is shit, there's not much worth listening to and you are not missing out on anything.
False

>>71356351
t. nu-male

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>>71354863
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzA0_gh_l2c

>>71354087
at least we're not the kpop general

>>71357429
but this thread would be much more pleasant if we just posted about our /metal/fus

>>71353676
>numales are going to go for an ultra-nationalist ukrainian band
Varg's politics are more extreme than NM's, and nu-males love Burzum.

Is Inquisition an american or columbian band?

>>71358020
They have to go back

>>71358020
Yes

>>71357200
Wait like Whore of Bethlehem Archgoat or Apocalyptic Triumphator Archgoat?

>>71358020
Dagon was born in America, moved to Columbia, then moved back. I'd say both, he started producing in Colo, saw him in Chicago in January.

>>71345389
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29qGKTsxIy0&feature=youtu.be

>>71348505
Nah m8 grindviolence is the best

>>71360192

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>>71345483
>this meme still gets 15 (you)s