Morbidly curious?? Roll to get one of these BEAUTIFUL masterpieces of music, come back and give your thoughts.
https://rateyourmusic.com/charts/bottom/single/all-time/3
yeah alright
sure
>>71334118
dear me
rollo
>>71334151
Couldn't make it through twenty seconds. Absolute garbage as expected.
>>71334136
wtf is this
ayy
>>71334222
HA!
(Also, fuck it, rolling)
>>71334187
already heard it before once, but it's much worse than i remembered
>>71334222
kill me
>>71334290
already heard it, reroll
>>71334256
Eh, it was mostly forgettable. Nothing too terrible.
Kinda funny how 'Heavy' is probably one of the lightest songs they've ever made, though.
>>71334196
ass like that is far better comedic content than any sketch ever put onto a rap album.
ok
They see me rollin
>>71334118
>soulja boy - soulja girl
fucking kek
Rool
Rollan'
>>71334668
Eamon - Fuck It
eh it's bad but not the worst thing I've heard. The lyrics are shit but everything else is mediocre. This is the kind of song that would be playing in the background at KMart if it didn't cuss.
>>71334118
Rollerino
>>71334773
I am not even mad about this. I feel bad for remembering this with sweet nostalgia.
>>71334118
sure
>>71334118
Praying for Crazy Frog.
>>71334222
>Le Tigre - I'm With Her
This is why Trump won.
>Artists For Haiti - We Are The World
Lots of overly dramatic singing in this one. It was honestly kind of entertaining.
>Perez Hilton - The Clap
This one is shitty on purpose, but still fucking horrible. It's supposed to be funny, but it just isn't.
>Your Favorite Martian - Transphobic Techno
The animated music video is really bad and the song itself isn't much better. bitch got a benis :DDDD
>Michael Jackson - Bad(Afrojack Remix)
This one is just a bad remix. It's shit, but not as offensively shit as some of the others here.
>Charlie Puth - Marvin Gaye
Poor Marvin Gaye...
>Jacob Sartorious - Sweatshirt
Probably just a kid with rich parents. Who cares? It's like another Rebecca Black.
>Crazy Frog - We Are The Champions
patrician desu
>Falling in Reverse - Alone
This whole song + video just screams desperation. It's just a mess. God, this is bad.
>Unkle Adams - Original
similar to pottery
to be continued
>>71334118
yes
>>71335203
You are a god damn trooper, my friend.
Respect.
>>71335220
ok..... not as bad as i expected
>>71334118
Souljaboytellem.com [ColliPark Music/Interscope, 2007]
Boy do the haters get busy on this 16-year-old. But scrutinize the "superman" matter (look it up) and you'll see that even if he thought he was sneaking something outlandishly filthy onto a pop record, his fans thought he was inventing a dance that involved flying, thus furthering the presumption of innocence so crucial to his cute. Unlike his crunk forebears, he's not into pimping or dealing or even strip clubs--"Booty Meat" is as explicit as his carnality gets, and not only is he looking not touching, he's hoping an amateur will "turn around just like a pro." He's still boy enough to worry about those F's, and the most winning of his many winning songs was written to, and on, his Sidekick 3. There are enough sonic strokes here to keep the wrong bizzer in ringtone rappers for a year. But Soulja Boy's spiritual secret is that with less subcultural support than, say, Be Your Own Pet, he's reached the top of his world on a few tips from ex-partner Young Kwon and the loyalty of human sidekick Arab. You can hear how tickled he is about it. A-
>>71334222
>>71335203
>Crazy Frog - Jingle Bells and Last Christmas
patrician desu
>Design the Skyline - Surrounded By Silence
We're reaching levels of incompetence that shouldn't even be possible. This is entertaining as fuck. Just watch the video please.
>Crazy Frog - U Can't Touch This
yes
>Kevin Federline - PopoZao
Nothing of value here. Just bad and forgettable.
>Theory of a Deadman - I Hate My Life
edgy Nickelback
>B.O.B. - Flatline
wtf I hate science now
>Jedward - Ice Ice Baby/Under Pressure
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Bart Baker - I'm a Stupid Hoe
The original wasn't good to begin with, so this one just replaces Nicki Minaj with an old man. It's a very cheap "parody"
>Kim Kardashian - Jam (Turn It Up)
This might be the most forgettable pop song ever made. It's also painfully repetitive. Pure shit.
>The Black Eyed Peas - #Whereisthelove?
We Are The World 2.0 and once again it has plenty of overly dramatic singing. Absolutely horrible.
I actually did it. Fuck.
>>71335724
>>71335203
God bless you, anon.
I honestly didn't think the #Whereisthelove? song was that bad. But then again I'm a big fan of The Game and Mary so I might be a little bias.
>>71334118
roll
>>71334118
Why the fuck is Don't Quit Ya Day Job on this list?
>>71336213
Because it was in RYM's bottom 100.
rolling for anything except "lips of an angel". FUCK that song.
>>71334118
I could use some pain.
Rooll
r-rolling
>>71334118
rollio
>>71334118
Give it here boy
>>71334118
Rollingz
>>71337488
Nothing too bad. Just one of those stupid parodies of an already bad song
>>71334118
rollin
People still hate party rock?
>transphobic techno at number 4
rym tranny crew strikes again
>>71337752
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNLVWDkx2NY
>tfw you are a normie experiencing normie feels for the first time
10/10 music for a MySpace MIDI
>>71334118
\rolling rolling rolling
>>71334118
rolll
rollllagain
>>71334118
why not eh
>>71334118
rolling oh god
https://rateyourmusic.com/~ricebeansandegg
>>71338415
whoops this isnt a post your profile thread couldn't abort in time, haven't heard of my roll though
>>71338429
>>71338415
jesus fuck i was not expecting this
i want to vomit
I need some Crazy Frog pls
>>71334118
hey
>joe mcelderry - the climb
sounds like a standard high school talent show cover
>>71334118
sure
>>71338763
YEP I THINK THAT'S ENOUGH
ROLLAN LIKE A MAN
>>71334118
alrite
RoIIO
>>71335355
It's true though, obviously it's not great but not under 1.00 bad. It deserves at least 2.70 it's only rated so low because of all the pretentious faggots who only listen to AC DC downgrade it
let's do this
>>71335359
Roll
>>71334118
New Americana is not that bad. The lyrics are dumb, but the song is catchy.
also, roll
Rollan
w/e
>>71340892
oh my fucking god when the chorus drops..
also i dont get what he's trying to be
he's bald and wears a suit but he looks too goofy to be a hitman
>>71334118
rollin because I deserve it
>>71340911
Reporting back. Jingle bells was awful, but last christmas was fucking awful. The constant techno beat combined with squeals of an autistic child made me nauseous
>>71340941
I mean it's just trash with Snoop's trash bars. Nothing special.
roll again
Sure, why not
>>71340964
Okay now I hate humanity
>>71334222
yaaas queen!!!
>>71334118
Roll
jk rolling
Probably going to be terrible AF, but I'm rolling.
Here we go
>>71334118
rollan
>>71342116
this isn't a very good song
ronald
>>71334118
ok rolling
>>71342543
I legitimately enjoy All Summer Long.
Like if it's on the radio I'll leave it on.
reroll I want to hate myself.
>>71334118
wew lad
>>71334118
Ok then
>>71342628
this shit is good
rull
>>71342634
Italian Electro pop is the worst
well why not
>>71342564
>Florida Georgia Line - Cruise
oh jesus fucking christ
:v
>>71334151
>>71334200
This is cute why are people hating against this little boy singing
Rolling for the trashiest of trash.
>>71334118
GIVE IT TO ME
>>71343186
Couldn't go on after
>desire
>fire
>>7134
>"you make my pee pee go doing doing doing"
wew
>>71334118
WHY IS EVRERYTHING SO HEAVY
>>71343210
I'm done with this.
>>71334118
You know what? Reroll.
I'm "enjoying" this
>>71343266
FACK
>>71334118
Let's try again
Crazy Frog please
reroll, the song isn't on spotify
>>71343306
fuck this is bad. they always play this in the grocery store
>>71334118
sadlndf
Why is Joey Bada$$ on this list??
also roll
>>71343377
>My Generation (Will.I.Am)
Didn't like the original Will didn't do it any favors
Please be funny in a bad way
>>71343479
Already heard this, it's not even that bad, just generic shitty chart pop with nothing even remotely unique enough to make it bad enough to deserve a spot there. Reroll
>>71343501
AHHHHHH SWEET JESUS WHAT THE FUCK AM I LISTENING TO I TAKE IT BACK SHAWN MENDES I'M SORRY
Lego
>>71334118
#roll4bieber
rawl
>>71343857
K K K KAW AH E
i wana die
role
ok
>>71344884
HEARD
THIS
SONG
ENOUGH
FUCKING
TIMES
ALREADY
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>71334118
kil me nao
role
>>71343501
>>71343534
Tigre'd
Also rolling
>>71334118
Let's have a bash
>>71334118
The Joey Badass song at number 90 is actually alright. It just got terrible ratings cause it's a Lil B diss and all his fans brigaded it
>>71334118
le rollo